MTG Salvation

Nurturer Initiate for those of you playing along at home

Beyonce had found her home in Dominaria: She lives in Skyshroud, as a green mage, and still looks as hot as ever


martyred rusalka

"Oh No"
"Oh No"
"Oh No"
"Oh No"
"OH YEAH!"
-Kool-Aid man

Goblin Charbelcher

"hahaha...stupid samauri...you think that little knife you're holding is going to do anything? Here, let me show you my beatstick!!!"
-Kamahl, proving he needs to use a better choice of words


Fyndhorn Brownie

"See this is what happens when you turn a kami down for a date.."
-Kiki-Jiki, to Zo-Zu

Zo-Zu the Punisher

Peek-a-BOO!!!


Jugan, the Rising Star

All the boys she grew up with laughed when she told them of her dream of being a knight...then she beat every one of them until they cried


Raven's Run Dragoon

"om nom nom nom"

Jedit's Dragoons

"So Braids' real name is Amelia Earhart?!!!"

Upheaval

Senara is an amazing sorceress, capable of killing you with a wave of her wrist...but she has yet to overcome that quest that is Home Ec...


Imperiosaur

"Yoink"


Fruitcake Elemental

"Alright men, the only way to beat this thing is to make it land on its back...it must be helpless from there!"


Eternal Witness

"Darnit, Tahngarth, that fish was for all of us!!!
-Hanna


Hanna, Ship's Navigator

"Hey, let us out of here!!!"
"Ahh, it feels good to be God"


Smallpox

"My life is like a black blue abyss...."
-Jace


Mishra, Artificer Prodigy

"I don't care if she does have fins, she is still hot from the waste up and I would still do her!"
-Horny Kithkin


Liliana Vess