I return to the future (whichever future jo is in), go to Africa and rescue an orphaned rhino, which I hand-raise to be my personal pet and protector. It grows up to be the biggest baddest rhino EVER and I then send it after jomafro to retrieve the cheese, which it does, bringing the cheese back to me. We then take the cheese and hide it under a flat rock where we like to play Magic.
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I cast Jump and grab the cheese then run away laughing maniacally to escape in my super secret evil submarine which disappears under the waves, never to be seen again.
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I get a job as a guard in physics jail and have you thrown in solitary confinement while I toss your cell to find the cheese, which I then take to my super secret supervillain lair and lock in a room that has no door and no windows.
After that, I monologue about how awesome I am.
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I throw salt on all the slugs and they all wither and die so I can steal the cheese, which I then take to the Himalayas and lock in a cave surrounded by yetis.
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Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
After that, I monologue about how awesome I am.
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Then I hide the cheese under my bed and take a nap.
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My cheese now!
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