I hire a mercenary to waylay Stardust and steal the cheese. Said merc does this and brings the cheese back to me, for which I pay him 100 pesos. Because he's a rather stupid merc, he accepts this payment and leaves me alone with the cheese.
The cheese and I go to Area 51 where we are protected by the government as we do our research on... I can't tell you that.
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Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I swoop in and take the unprotected cheese and carry it off to Mordor again, where I perch on the ruins of Sauron's tower and cackle about how great I am.
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Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I bite King Kong until he lets go of the cheese and falls off the Empire State Building and dies from a broken skull. Then I have to go and brush my teeth and rinse with mouthwash to get the nasty monkey taste out of my mouth, but I leave the cheese on top of the Empire State Building.
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Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I swoop in and steal the cheese from Stardust, before he can react (because dragons are also very fast and smart). Then I go sit on top of the Empire State Building and say "neener neener neener" to everyone.
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Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I disguise myself as a judge at the cheese and dairy show and steal the cheese from Neongoyf. (it got rated as "supremely disgusting", they were just about to kick the 'goyf out of the show)
I take the cheese and hide it under my bed with the dustbunnies who have been there so long they have acquired sentience. I arm the dustbunnies and make them rhino-proof.
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Noticing that the a/c ducts are still unprotected, I steal into the room and take the cheese while Stardust naps. In place of the real cheese, I leave a knitted cheese, and then I sneak out.
I have gone to a secret place that no one knows about. If you guess it, I will give you the cheese.
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Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Little does Kank know that he has just enraged the dragon even further. This causes her to breathe fire, which causes Ransack to catch fire. The only way for him to put out the flames is to GIVE DRAGON THE CHEESE.
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I liek Phelddagrifs.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
The cheese and I go to Area 51 where we are protected by the government as we do our research on... I can't tell you that.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Then I am sad that Stardust is gone, so I hide the cheese in Stardust's tomb and run away crying.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I take Cheese to London where we start practicing for the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I swoop in and take the unprotected cheese and carry it off to Mordor again, where I perch on the ruins of Sauron's tower and cackle about how great I am.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I swoop in and steal the cheese from Stardust, before he can react (because dragons are also very fast and smart). Then I go sit on top of the Empire State Building and say "neener neener neener" to everyone.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I take the cheese and hide it under my bed with the dustbunnies who have been there so long they have acquired sentience. I arm the dustbunnies and make them rhino-proof.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
I have gone to a secret place that no one knows about. If you guess it, I will give you the cheese.
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
It better not happen again though...
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Dragons are still magic and get the cheese when they ask for it.
Also, we found gold!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!
Official Knitter of the Crafters.
Currently knitting: It's a surprise!