So. I take both cheeses and do something that you can't see, and now there is only one non-radioactive cheese, and it is MINE. I take it to Antarctica and join a penguin herd. My penguin friends and I have a tea party. Cheese is underneath one of these penguins. There are 100931509 penguins. Have fun.
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I heard something about a tea party. Hey! Cheese is back! Wow, Stardust, you don't look so good. If I cast this and play the G, would that make you feel better?
Meanwhile, Cheese-as-Colossus has returned from being AWOL and is super happy to see me, so we have one of those crazy running across the grassy field movie reunions, which ends because I trip and fall like a klutz. Cheese-as-Colossus doesn't see me fall and can't find me, so goes back to hanging out with Kahedron.
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Forest jump. walk walk walk swimmy!
Island jump. swimmy! walk walk walk
Volcano jump. walk walk walk
Cavern jump. walk walk ride a Phelddagrif
Sky jump.
Aurora gives me the cheese, which I look at sadly because it is not my friend Cheese. So I give Aurora the cheese back. Now someone else has to complete the journey. Except you'll have to bring a friend and your own camera.
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Would you like some tea, Kahedron? Or to answer some rules questions? Would you like Cheese to come play with you? He says that he would love to play with you, so long as you don't cheat.
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One of the enchanted trees swipes Cheese out of Stardust's hand. Cheese gets afraid, so I come along and rescue Cheese (there, there, Cheese. I will protect you).
THEN, I take Cheese and we go to Australia where we build ourselves a special house. Our part of the house is completely snake and spider free, but around us is a darksteel rhino-proof case that is filled with venomous snakes and spiders, all of whom are EXTREMELY grumpy.
Cheese and I feel safe and so have a tea party.
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Cheese misses me so much, he leaves Aurora's room and comes to where I am sitting beside a mountain lake (like the Mirrormere in LotR). We reunite and apologize for fighting and are now best friends again.
Then Cheese goes back to Aurora's room, which I fortify with some external, rhino-proof darksteel.
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Vligerdragon takes another step back, still in awe. I jump to my feet and pounce at him/her. I punch him/her hard in the stomach with a WW1 trench knife, knocking him/her back. I leap at him/her again, this time using the blade of the knife to cut his/her torso. Blood sprays and he drops to his/her knees. He/she starts to mutter something, but I am not sure what. I stab him/her in the chest and slit his/her throat for good measure.
Cheese disapproves of violence and wants you to know that I am of the female gender. He will stay with you for now, because we are currently not speaking to each other after he ran off with Tinkerbell.
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I pickpocket Cheese away from Stardust, and Cheese and I head back to Never Never Land to hang out with Captain Hook and the pirates, because being a pirate is fun.
Arr!
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Cheese, having obtained sentience during our stay in a South African jail, convinces Aurora that they should come visit me in my mountain cave. The three of us set up ten traps (2 involving darksteel rhino-proof rooms, 6 different kinds of laser turret, and 2 involving rusty bear traps), each of which requires a different type of jump to disarm.
Using limp comrades as human shields will set off a major alarm, which causes the volcano to erupt. Also, we have armed the pixies and faeries with light sabers and Path to Exiles (in case of any shenanigans).
Meanwhile, we set up a nice tea party inside my cave and wait to see what you all do.
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Somehow, magically, I am freed from my jail cell. Apparently, now that I am no longer harboring Cheese, there is no reason to detain me (or it has something to do with Somali pirates... I have no idea).
While I would like to steal Cheese back from Aurora, the last time we tangled, I got many Nerf bullets for my trouble. Anyone want to team up on this one?
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I'm not losing it! Cheese is right here! We are in prison! It's hard to lose anything in a jail cell... I can see every inch of floor from here in the corner where Cheese and I are sitting, waiting for our daily meal of bread and water.
Oooh, maybe we'll lose weight on this diet!
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I am a dragon, dragons are magic. I wanted cheese, I got cheese. Now we only have one cheese and it is under some penguin's butt.
Also, penguins don't fight.
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Penguins and tea parties are fun! Come have some tea! (but watch out for penguin poo)
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So. I take both cheeses and do something that you can't see, and now there is only one non-radioactive cheese, and it is MINE. I take it to Antarctica and join a penguin herd. My penguin friends and I have a tea party. Cheese is underneath one of these penguins. There are 100931509 penguins. Have fun.
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I am so confused.
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Meanwhile, Cheese-as-Colossus has returned from being AWOL and is super happy to see me, so we have one of those crazy running across the grassy field movie reunions, which ends because I trip and fall like a klutz. Cheese-as-Colossus doesn't see me fall and can't find me, so goes back to hanging out with Kahedron.
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Island jump. swimmy! walk walk walk
Volcano jump. walk walk walk
Cavern jump. walk walk ride a Phelddagrif
Sky jump.
Aurora gives me the cheese, which I look at sadly because it is not my friend Cheese. So I give Aurora the cheese back. Now someone else has to complete the journey. Except you'll have to bring a friend and your own camera.
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Cheese has mutated into SuperVillain Cheese and takes everyone who participated in the tea party hostage. Who will save us?
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THEN, I take Cheese and we go to Australia where we build ourselves a special house. Our part of the house is completely snake and spider free, but around us is a darksteel rhino-proof case that is filled with venomous snakes and spiders, all of whom are EXTREMELY grumpy.
Cheese and I feel safe and so have a tea party.
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Then Cheese goes back to Aurora's room, which I fortify with some external, rhino-proof darksteel.
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Cheese disapproves of violence and wants you to know that I am of the female gender. He will stay with you for now, because we are currently not speaking to each other after he ran off with Tinkerbell.
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Arr!
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Using limp comrades as human shields will set off a major alarm, which causes the volcano to erupt. Also, we have armed the pixies and faeries with light sabers and Path to Exiles (in case of any shenanigans).
Meanwhile, we set up a nice tea party inside my cave and wait to see what you all do.
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While I would like to steal Cheese back from Aurora, the last time we tangled, I got many Nerf bullets for my trouble. Anyone want to team up on this one?
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I'm not losing it! Cheese is right here! We are in prison! It's hard to lose anything in a jail cell... I can see every inch of floor from here in the corner where Cheese and I are sitting, waiting for our daily meal of bread and water.
Oooh, maybe we'll lose weight on this diet!
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