Tempting Wumpus G
Creature - Beast
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 6/6 blue Serpent creature token onto the battlefield under an opponent's control.
5/5
I haven't posted here in a while, but remember that the original post said "No Red Elemental Blasts". So, cards that hose entirely based on card type or color are usually frowned upon in this thread; cards should at least interact with something mentioned in the rules text.
Depigment Shift 1(U/R)(U/R)
Instant
Depigment Shift is colorless.
Target spell becomes colorless until end of turn. You may choose new targets for that spell.
EDIT: Sorry, I had forgotten that this card didn't quite work the way I had intended. I added another line of text, but then that makes this a 'boring' hose again.
(I added the characteristic-defining ability stating that this card was colorless; I had intended that you change Flimsy Words' target to counter itself, but I forgot you can't do that; you're supposed to make it target Depigment Shift instead.)
Biodiesel Thresher5
Artifact Creature - Construct
Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Biodiesel Thresher gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
2/2
It seemed that Gemini6Ice didn't check past the page break, and missed a few cards. Kensei's card here was the last card in the branch that wasn't continued, so I'll hose that one in addition to the most recent one.
Prismatic Overbearing 1WU
Enchantment
Spells that target multicolored creatures cost 2 more to cast for each color among creatures that are the target of that spell.
Activated abilities of colorless creatures cost 2 more to cast unless they're mana abilities.
No Dancing! WB
Enchantment
Whenever a player does a little dance, that player is disqualified for not following the rules on this card.
Epidemic Changeling 3B
Creature - Shapeshifter
Changeling
Whenever Epidemic Changeling or another creature enters the battlefield, that creature and each creature that shares a creature type with it gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
5/3
Glamer Cage 2W
Enchantment - Aura
Flash
You may return an enchantment you control to its owner's hand rather than pay Glamer Cage's mana cost.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Creature - Beast
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 6/6 blue Serpent creature token onto the battlefield under an opponent's control.
5/5
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Creature - Avatar Elemental
Wither
Other creatures you control have wither.
4/4
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Creature - Human Cleric
G: Remove a -1/-1 counter from target creature. If you do, regenerate that creature.
2/2
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Shinen of Purity 2(G/W)
Creature - Spirit
Channel — 1(G/W), Discard Shinen of Purity: Destroy target enchantment.
3/2
I know that Demistify variants are frowned upon, but when there's something like this, finding another way around it is nearly impossible.
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Creature - Illusion Beast
Flying
Sacrifice a creature: Target player skips his or her next upkeep step.
4/4
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Depigment Shift 1(U/R)(U/R)
Instant
Depigment Shift is colorless.
Target spell becomes colorless until end of turn. You may choose new targets for that spell.
EDIT: Sorry, I had forgotten that this card didn't quite work the way I had intended. I added another line of text, but then that makes this a 'boring' hose again.
(I added the characteristic-defining ability stating that this card was colorless; I had intended that you change Flimsy Words' target to counter itself, but I forgot you can't do that; you're supposed to make it target Depigment Shift instead.)
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Instant
Target player shuffles all exiled cards he or she owns into his or her library.
Draw a card.
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Instant
Target player puts two X/X green Hydra creature tokens onto the battlefield.
[For hosing the above card, you target an opponent with X = 0.]
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Creature - Faerie Beast
Flying
Whenever a player casts a spell, exile Pixie-Dust Gargantuan.
5/5
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It seemed that Gemini6Ice didn't check past the page break, and missed a few cards. Kensei's card here was the last card in the branch that wasn't continued, so I'll hose that one in addition to the most recent one.
Prismatic Overbearing 1WU
Enchantment
Spells that target multicolored creatures cost 2 more to cast for each color among creatures that are the target of that spell.
Activated abilities of colorless creatures cost 2 more to cast unless they're mana abilities.
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No Dancing! WBEnchantment
Whenever a player does a little dance, that player is disqualified for not following the rules on this card.
Epidemic Changeling 3B
Creature - Shapeshifter
Changeling
Whenever Epidemic Changeling or another creature enters the battlefield, that creature and each creature that shares a creature type with it gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
5/3
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Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has flying and lifelink.
(W/U): Attach Lasersharp Wings to target creature.
(Whenever you unattach this and move it to another creature, the first creature is losing abilities.)
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Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever an enchanted permanent becomes tapped, that permanent's controller loses 2 life.
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Creature - Cat
Trample
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player may destroy target land of his or her choice.
9/7
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Enchantment - Aura
Flash
You may return an enchantment you control to its owner's hand rather than pay Glamer Cage's mana cost.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
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