Gelatinous Armor1GG
Enchantment- Armor
~ enters the battlefield with four Charge counters on it.
Enchanted creature gets -X/+X and has "Absorb X" where X is the number of Charge counters on ~.
At the end of each turn, if enchanted creature took damage, remove a Charge counter.
Green-Wake Expedition3GGG
Creature- Treefolk Scout
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for all land cards and put them into your graveyard. If you do, shuffle your library afterwards.
~ has power and toughness equal to the number of lands in your graveyard.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may put a land card in your graveyard onto the battlefield, and that player sacrifices a land.
When ~ dies, exile it then shuffle your graveyard back into your library.
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Bending Boughs1GG
Instant
Kicker- Discard a forest land or card.
X target attacking creatures are considered blocked, where X is the number of Forest you control. If ~ was kicked, tap those creatures and exert them.
Bough-breakerxGGG
Creature- Treefolk Berserker
Haste, trample, hexproof, convoke
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
At the end of turn, sacrifice ~ unless you sacrifice two Forests.
3/0
Blight Siphon2GG
Creature- Fungus
Defender
When ~ enters the battlefield, move all -1/-1 counters on creatures you control onto ~.
All -1/-1 counters on ~ are instead Spore counters. BBB, sacrifice another creature, remove X Spore counters from ~, T: Put X 1/1 black Saproling creature tokens with Wither on to the battlefield. X is the sacrificed creature's toughness.
0/5
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Feral TendenciesRR
Enchantment- Aura
[Enchant Creature]
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and gains "This creature must attack each turn, if able."
Enchanted creature cannot use activated abilities during combat.
Far-Flung ArtilleryR
Instant
As an additional cost to play ~, exile a creature card in your hand.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a creature revealed this way, with toughness less than the exiled creature's power. If you do, that player discards that card.
Retrace Chuck picked up Hurley and threw him with all his might. Was it luck that Hurley crashed into the General's tent while he slept, or Chuck's giddiness over finally being ride of Hurley- that lead to this impeccable aim?
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Deep Awakening
Sorcery This is blue (Spells without casting costs cannot be played.)
Suspend 8- Discard an Island card.
Choose one- Create two X/X Leviathan creature tokens with Hexproof and "~ has power and toughness equal to the number of Islands you control." or Create X 2/2 blue Homarid creature tokens with Islandwalk.
If an Island land named Timelost Hatchery was discarded this way, remove two Time counters from ~.
Timelost Hatchery
Land- Island
(T: Add U to your mana pool.)
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield under your control, put an Egg counter on ~. UU, remove two Egg counters from ~: Put a 2/3 blue Homarid creature token onto the battlefield under you control. Play this ability only during your end phase.
Dunce's Epiphany(2/U)
Instant
If you have no cards in hand, shuffle your library.
Exile ~ if it enters your graveyard. Ignorance is bliss, and there are many who wallow in the euphoria.
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Wojek Mercenaries1WWW
Creature- Human Warrior
First strike, vigilance
When ~ attacks, unless another player pays 3, ~ gets +1/+0 for each other attacking white creature you control.
2/5
Wojek Enlistmentxx1WW
Sorcery
Search your library for a creature card with mana cost equal to X or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards. Roll Call- If you control a creature named Argus Kos, Wojek Veteran, shuffle ~ back into your library at the end of turn.
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Kryst's Hallow
Legendary Land
Hexproof
~ enters the battlefield tapped. T: Add CC to your mana pool.
Discard a land card, T: Counter target spell or ability that targets a land you control. If a legendary land was discarded this way, draw two cards.
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Xyhtogras Hide0
Artifact
Exile a non-artifact creature in your graveyard, pay 2 life, q: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Xeg'as War Drums4
Artifact Threshold, Hellbent- As long as you have no cards in hand and have seven or more cards in your graveyard, attacking creatures you control get +2/-1. XXT: X target attacking creatures you control gain Provoke, Menace, and Frenzy 2 until end of combat.
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Entropic FeedbackRRR
Sorcery
Remove all Energy counters from target permanent. If it's a creature, ~ deals 2 damage to that creature for each Energy counter removed this way. Otherwise, ~ deals 2 damage per Energy counter to it's controller.
{mana]??[/mana]: Until your next turn, that permanent can't have Energy counters placed on it.
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Eviscerate1BB
Instant
Double the number of -1/-1 counters on target creature.
Overload 2BBB, pay 4 life. (Replace all instances of "target" on this card, with "all".)
Elder Maw2BBB
Creature- Horror
Intimidate, Wither
Whenever ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, exile it with 4 Time counters and it gains Suspend.
5/4
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Cavalier's Charge2W
Sorcery
Replicate 1W
Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn. Fateful Hour- As long as you have 5 or less life, creatures you control have Vigilance.
Cahtrio of Benalia1WWW
Legendary Creature- Human Knight
Protection from black, first strike, haste
Other Soldiers and Knights you control get +1/+1 while ~ is attacking. Granduer- WWW, discard a creature card named Cahtrio of Benalia: All creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain Haste and First Strike until end of turn. At end of combat, tap all creatures that attacked this way.
4/4
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Tell You What I'm Going To Do...
Ongoing Scheme
As long as this scheme is in motion, play with your hand revealed and spells you control can't be countered by opponents' spells or effects.
Thovezza's Shockmaul5
Legendary Artifact- Equipment 2: Gain E. Reveal the top card of your library. If it's an artifact, gain an additional E. Play this ability only once a turn.
Equipped creature has +2/+2 and "EE: Until end of turn, defending player can't play ability that cost E to activate. If ~ deals combat damage to that player, they lose E and you gain E."
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I'll Just Sit Here and Contemplate
Ongoing Scheme
For each turn you do not attack, while this scheme is in motion, put a Quest counter on ~.
Remove three Quest counters and abandon this scheme: Look at the top four cards of your scheme deck and set on into motion immediately. Shuffle the rest back into your Scheme deck.
When you attack, abandon this scheme.
Iron-Gaze Basilisk5
Artifact Creature- Basilisk
Deathtouch 2CC, T: Destroy target artifact creature. It can't regenerate. Put a 0/3 Construct creature token win Defender into the battlefield under your control.
3/4
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And You Think You Can Stop Me?
Scheme
When you set this scheme into motion, draw a card for each opposing player.
Abandon this scheme to counter target spell.
And Yet Again, Tiny Apocalypse20
Legendary Creature- Eldrazi God Praetor
Annihilator 10
Haste, Shroud, Indestructible
1/1
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Rimescale Cutpurse2BU
Snow Creature- Snake Pirate
When ~ enters the battlefield, if SS was used to cast ~, Fateseal 2 and then that player puts a card in their hand onto of their library. These thieves operate best in the early morning, using the sun's reflection off their scales to distract their targets.
2/2
Rimescale Strongarm4UB
Snow Creature- Snake Pirate
Hexproof
When ~ enters the battlefield, if SSS was used to cast it, Fateseal 4 then look at target opponent's hand and choose two cards. That player choose one to put onto of their library and exiles the other. First, he bargains with you over your life versus your valuables. Then he barters for your sanity.
5/5
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Grifter's Proxy1UB
Instant Divert target spell or ability. (Change legal targets of that spell or ability.) Condone- Discard a card, pay 3 life. (Any opponent may discard a card and pay 2 life. If they do, counter this spell and exile it.)
"Nah, you don't want this cheap trinket, not worth your time or effort. I know someone who has something much better..."
Gressin, Amorphous Conjurer2GB
Legendary Creature- Human Wizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 black and green Ooze creature token with Indestructible named Grime, on to the battlefield. Grime's toughness cannot be lowered below 1 as long as you control Gressin.
At the beginning of your upkeep, clash with target opponent. If you win, put X +1/+1 counter on Grime, where X is half the cmc of the card revealed this way. Otherwise, you lose 1 life and put a 0/1 black and green Ooze creature tokens onto the battlefield under their control.
Grime has Trample if it's power is greater than 5, has Infect if it's power is greater than 8, and has "Cumulative Upkeep- remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature and put that many 0/1 black and green Ooze creature tokens under target opponents' control" if it's power is 12 or greater.
2/4
Yes- Cumulative Upkeep. Pretty much, whenever Grime's power is 12 or greater, it gets an Age counter every upkeep it's greater than 12, so it loses more and more tokens even after it drops below 12.
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Enchantment- Armor
~ enters the battlefield with four Charge counters on it.
Enchanted creature gets -X/+X and has "Absorb X" where X is the number of Charge counters on ~.
At the end of each turn, if enchanted creature took damage, remove a Charge counter.
Green-Wake Expedition 3GGG
Creature- Treefolk Scout
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for all land cards and put them into your graveyard. If you do, shuffle your library afterwards.
~ has power and toughness equal to the number of lands in your graveyard.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may put a land card in your graveyard onto the battlefield, and that player sacrifices a land.
When ~ dies, exile it then shuffle your graveyard back into your library.
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Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Kicker- Discard a forest land or card.
X target attacking creatures are considered blocked, where X is the number of Forest you control. If ~ was kicked, tap those creatures and exert them.
Bough-breaker xGGG
Creature- Treefolk Berserker
Haste, trample, hexproof, convoke
~ enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
At the end of turn, sacrifice ~ unless you sacrifice two Forests.
3/0
Blight Siphon 2GG
Creature- Fungus
Defender
When ~ enters the battlefield, move all -1/-1 counters on creatures you control onto ~.
All -1/-1 counters on ~ are instead Spore counters.
BBB, sacrifice another creature, remove X Spore counters from ~, T: Put X 1/1 black Saproling creature tokens with Wither on to the battlefield. X is the sacrificed creature's toughness.
0/5
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
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Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Enchantment- Aura
[Enchant Creature]
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and gains "This creature must attack each turn, if able."
Enchanted creature cannot use activated abilities during combat.
Far-Flung Artillery R
Instant
As an additional cost to play ~, exile a creature card in your hand.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a creature revealed this way, with toughness less than the exiled creature's power. If you do, that player discards that card.
Retrace
Chuck picked up Hurley and threw him with all his might. Was it luck that Hurley crashed into the General's tent while he slept, or Chuck's giddiness over finally being ride of Hurley- that lead to this impeccable aim?
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
This is blue (Spells without casting costs cannot be played.)
Suspend 8- Discard an Island card.
Choose one- Create two X/X Leviathan creature tokens with Hexproof and "~ has power and toughness equal to the number of Islands you control." or Create X 2/2 blue Homarid creature tokens with Islandwalk.
If an Island land named Timelost Hatchery was discarded this way, remove two Time counters from ~.
Timelost Hatchery
Land- Island
(T: Add U to your mana pool.)
Whenever an Island enters the battlefield under your control, put an Egg counter on ~.
UU, remove two Egg counters from ~: Put a 2/3 blue Homarid creature token onto the battlefield under you control. Play this ability only during your end phase.
Dunce's Epiphany (2/U)
Instant
If you have no cards in hand, shuffle your library.
Exile ~ if it enters your graveyard.
Ignorance is bliss, and there are many who wallow in the euphoria.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature- Human Warrior
First strike, vigilance
When ~ attacks, unless another player pays 3, ~ gets +1/+0 for each other attacking white creature you control.
2/5
Wojek Enlistment xx1WW
Sorcery
Search your library for a creature card with mana cost equal to X or less, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.
Roll Call- If you control a creature named Argus Kos, Wojek Veteran, shuffle ~ back into your library at the end of turn.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Land
Hexproof
~ enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add CC to your mana pool.
Discard a land card, T: Counter target spell or ability that targets a land you control. If a legendary land was discarded this way, draw two cards.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
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Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Artifact
Exile a non-artifact creature in your graveyard, pay 2 life, q: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Xeg'as War Drums 4
Artifact
Threshold, Hellbent- As long as you have no cards in hand and have seven or more cards in your graveyard, attacking creatures you control get +2/-1.
XXT: X target attacking creatures you control gain Provoke, Menace, and Frenzy 2 until end of combat.
"Yes, ready your armies, prepare your defenses- WE ARE COMING. Who will we leave in our wake? Nothing, only death." -Xykko, Xeg'as Warlord
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
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Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Remove all Energy counters from target permanent. If it's a creature, ~ deals 2 damage to that creature for each Energy counter removed this way. Otherwise, ~ deals 2 damage per Energy counter to it's controller.
{mana]??[/mana]: Until your next turn, that permanent can't have Energy counters placed on it.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
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375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Double the number of -1/-1 counters on target creature.
Overload 2BBB, pay 4 life. (Replace all instances of "target" on this card, with "all".)
Elder Maw 2BBB
Creature- Horror
Intimidate, Wither
Whenever ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, exile it with 4 Time counters and it gains Suspend.
5/4
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
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375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Sorcery
Replicate 1W
Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains Haste until end of turn.
Fateful Hour- As long as you have 5 or less life, creatures you control have Vigilance.
Cahtrio of Benalia 1WWW
Legendary Creature- Human Knight
Protection from black, first strike, haste
Other Soldiers and Knights you control get +1/+1 while ~ is attacking.
Granduer- WWW, discard a creature card named Cahtrio of Benalia: All creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain Haste and First Strike until end of turn. At end of combat, tap all creatures that attacked this way.
4/4
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
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375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Ongoing Scheme
As long as this scheme is in motion, play with your hand revealed and spells you control can't be countered by opponents' spells or effects.
Thovezza's Shockmaul 5
Legendary Artifact- Equipment
2: Gain E. Reveal the top card of your library. If it's an artifact, gain an additional E. Play this ability only once a turn.
Equipped creature has +2/+2 and "EE: Until end of turn, defending player can't play ability that cost E to activate. If ~ deals combat damage to that player, they lose E and you gain E."
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
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Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Ongoing Scheme
For each turn you do not attack, while this scheme is in motion, put a Quest counter on ~.
Remove three Quest counters and abandon this scheme: Look at the top four cards of your scheme deck and set on into motion immediately. Shuffle the rest back into your Scheme deck.
When you attack, abandon this scheme.
Iron-Gaze Basilisk 5
Artifact Creature- Basilisk
Deathtouch
2CC, T: Destroy target artifact creature. It can't regenerate. Put a 0/3 Construct creature token win Defender into the battlefield under your control.
3/4
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
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375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
And You Think You Can Stop Me?
Scheme
When you set this scheme into motion, draw a card for each opposing player.
Abandon this scheme to counter target spell.
And Yet Again, Tiny Apocalypse 20
Legendary Creature- Eldrazi God Praetor
Annihilator 10
Haste, Shroud, Indestructible
1/1
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Snow Creature- Snake Pirate
When ~ enters the battlefield, if SS was used to cast ~, Fateseal 2 and then that player puts a card in their hand onto of their library.
These thieves operate best in the early morning, using the sun's reflection off their scales to distract their targets.
2/2
Rimescale Strongarm 4UB
Snow Creature- Snake Pirate
Hexproof
When ~ enters the battlefield, if SSS was used to cast it, Fateseal 4 then look at target opponent's hand and choose two cards. That player choose one to put onto of their library and exiles the other.
First, he bargains with you over your life versus your valuables. Then he barters for your sanity.
5/5
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant
Divert target spell or ability. (Change legal targets of that spell or ability.)
Condone- Discard a card, pay 3 life. (Any opponent may discard a card and pay 2 life. If they do, counter this spell and exile it.)
"Nah, you don't want this cheap trinket, not worth your time or effort. I know someone who has something much better..."
Gressin, Amorphous Conjurer 2GB
Legendary Creature- Human Wizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 black and green Ooze creature token with Indestructible named Grime, on to the battlefield. Grime's toughness cannot be lowered below 1 as long as you control Gressin.
At the beginning of your upkeep, clash with target opponent. If you win, put X +1/+1 counter on Grime, where X is half the cmc of the card revealed this way. Otherwise, you lose 1 life and put a 0/1 black and green Ooze creature tokens onto the battlefield under their control.
Grime has Trample if it's power is greater than 5, has Infect if it's power is greater than 8, and has "Cumulative Upkeep- remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature and put that many 0/1 black and green Ooze creature tokens under target opponents' control" if it's power is 12 or greater.
2/4
Yes- Cumulative Upkeep. Pretty much, whenever Grime's power is 12 or greater, it gets an Age counter every upkeep it's greater than 12, so it loses more and more tokens even after it drops below 12.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.