Firewing Archangel4(R/W)(R/W)(R/W)
Creature - Angel
Flying
Whenever another spell or ability causes you to gain life, Firewing Archangel deals that much damage to target creature or player and you gain that much life.
7/7
Okay, somebody please inform me: HOW DO YOU MAKE THOSE?
Character Map. It's U+03A6, about three pages down in the full Unicode list in certain fonts (the font I currently have selected in Character Map is Arial Unicode MS).
Frostoil Pendant(P/S)(P/S)
Snow Artifact
Whenever you pay life to pay Φ, you may tap or untap target permanent.
ΦΦ, T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Activate this ability only once each turn. (Φ can be paid with either 1 or 2 life.)
Memory of Rage2RRR
Sorcery
Memory of Rage costs R less to cast for each source you control that's dealt damage to an opponent this turn.
Memory of Rage deals 4 damage to each creature and each player dealt damage this turn.
Oculator9UB
Artifact Creature - Eye Construct
Non-Eye creatures can't attack. 1UB: Destroy target creature. Its controller puts a blue X/X-3 Eye creature token and a black Y-3/Y Eye creature token onto the battlefield, where X is the targeted creature's power and Y is the targeted creature's toughness. The eyes have it.
10/7
Pumice Ragestoker2RRR
Creature - Elemental
Trample, haste, protection from blue
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Pumice Ragestoker. If you do and it isn't red, until the beginning of your next end step, creatures you control get +4/+0.
6/1
How about I punch you in the face instead of using that mana cost?
No?
Okay, then.
MindswirlR(P/R)(R/U)(P/U)U
Sorcery
Target player reveals his or her hand. You may put any number of those cards on the bottom of that player's library. If you do, Mindswirl deals 2 damage to each creature, that player draws that many cards, and repeat this process.
Pyrophoria8R
Sorcery
Whenever a spell or ability would prevent damage dealt by Pyrophoria, cast a copy of it without paying its mana cost.
Pyrophoria deals 5 damage to target player and each creature he or she controls.
Wow. That's, uh... a 10/10 for 4. (For one turn, anyway.)
Corpse BreachBB
Instant
Exile the most recent creature put into a graveyard this turn. If you do, Corpse Breach deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
Replicator Elemental8UUU
Creature - Elemental Shapeshifter
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a token copy of Replicator Elemental onto the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Replicator Elemental gains the creature types and abilities of target creature. If that creature's power or toughness is greater than 9, Replicator Elemental's power and toughness become equal to that creature's power and toughness.
Whenever Replicator Elemental attacks or blocks, it gets +1/+1 for each other creature named Replicator Elemental that's attacking or blocking.
9/9
Rightful Allies2RW
Instant
Cast Rightful Allies only after blockers are declared but before combat damage is assigned.
Attacking player gains control of all blocking creatures he or she owns. Defending player gains control of all attacking creatures he or she owns. After this declare blockers step, there is an additional declare attackers step followed by an additional declare blockers step.
Artifact Creature - Construct
Sunburst
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Verdigris Cutter: Destroy target nonartifact creature.
0/0
Next: B
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature - Angel
Flying
Whenever another spell or ability causes you to gain life, Firewing Archangel deals that much damage to target creature or player and you gain that much life.
7/7
Next: (2/W)(2/G)(2/R)
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Snow Artifact
Whenever you pay life to pay Φ, you may tap or untap target permanent.
ΦΦ, T: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Activate this ability only once each turn. (Φ can be paid with either 1 or 2 life.)
Next: 3RW
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature - Treefolk
Affinity for basic land types
Trample
5/10
Next: 2(W/G)
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Sorcery
Memory of Rage costs R less to cast for each source you control that's dealt damage to an opponent this turn.
Memory of Rage deals 4 damage to each creature and each player dealt damage this turn.
Next: 6R
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Artifact Creature - Eye Construct
Non-Eye creatures can't attack.
1UB: Destroy target creature. Its controller puts a blue X/X-3 Eye creature token and a black Y-3/Y Eye creature token onto the battlefield, where X is the targeted creature's power and Y is the targeted creature's toughness.
The eyes have it.
10/7
Next: 2WBR
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature - Elemental
Trample, haste, protection from blue
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Pumice Ragestoker. If you do and it isn't red, until the beginning of your next end step, creatures you control get +4/+0.
6/1
Next: 2WWW
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
No?
Okay, then.
Mindswirl R(P/R)(R/U)(P/U)U
Sorcery
Target player reveals his or her hand. You may put any number of those cards on the bottom of that player's library. If you do, Mindswirl deals 2 damage to each creature, that player draws that many cards, and repeat this process.
Next: 1W
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Sorcery
Whenever a spell or ability would prevent damage dealt by Pyrophoria, cast a copy of it without paying its mana cost.
Pyrophoria deals 5 damage to target player and each creature he or she controls.
Next: 8U
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Creature - Beast Knight
Trample, protection from blue
3/2
Next: UU
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Corpse Breach BB
Instant
Exile the most recent creature put into a graveyard this turn. If you do, Corpse Breach deals 5 damage to target creature or player.
Next: 3R
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Polar KrakenReplicator Elemental 8UUU
Creature - Elemental Shapeshifter
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a token copy of Replicator Elemental onto the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, Replicator Elemental gains the creature types and abilities of target creature. If that creature's power or toughness is greater than 9, Replicator Elemental's power and toughness become equal to that creature's power and toughness.
Whenever Replicator Elemental attacks or blocks, it gets +1/+1 for each other creature named Replicator Elemental that's attacking or blocking.
9/9
Next: 11
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Enchantment - Aura
Everlast is white.
Enchant permanent
Enchanted permanent is indestructible.
Aura swap 3W
(Obviously this is in a set with multiple Auras with Aura swap. :D)
Next: 1(R/W)RW
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013
Instant
Cast Rightful Allies only after blockers are declared but before combat damage is assigned.
Attacking player gains control of all blocking creatures he or she owns. Defending player gains control of all attacking creatures he or she owns. After this declare blockers step, there is an additional declare attackers step followed by an additional declare blockers step.
Next: (2/G)(2/W)(2/U)
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Most Nominated for Random Categories, 2013