Every single day at school, I end up being in some sort of hurry to get to a class or get to a bus or something like that. And every time I try to get on time and walk quickly, some retarded, piece of **** lardass walks right into my way and starts going the speed of slug, talking to her obnoxious friends as they walk through at a crawling pace. Meanwhile, I'm stuck behind them, and really want to yell at the top of my lungs at them, but I can't because it would make a scene. So I have to keep following going extremely slowly, wishing a huge piano could just fall right on this fat chick's head and smash her. Sure, I'd have to go to class with all that blood and stuff on my shirt, but it'd be ****ing worth it.
Sometimes I wish there was some way to cure the epidemic that is slow walking. Like just walk around with a tiny tazer, and shock any dip**** that gets in your way. Then you can step right over them as they twitch uncontrollably on the ground. Much more effective than that dumb push and shove thing. Nothing gets it done like the good ol' caddle prod.
Or, you could walk all day with one of those dingle balls. You know, one of those things that your dog just loves? It makes that nice little jingling sound. Nine times out of ten I bet that thing could work on the average dumbass who walks slower than a turtle with a broken leg. Maybe attach a hot dog to it, to distract the bigger customers. You know, the ones that take up the whole damn hallway as they waddle through the building.
And I guess that's all I got for now...don't worry, I have plenty more to rant about
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Sometimes I wish there was some way to cure the epidemic that is slow walking. Like just walk around with a tiny tazer, and shock any dip**** that gets in your way. Then you can step right over them as they twitch uncontrollably on the ground. Much more effective than that dumb push and shove thing. Nothing gets it done like the good ol' caddle prod.
Or, you could walk all day with one of those dingle balls. You know, one of those things that your dog just loves? It makes that nice little jingling sound. Nine times out of ten I bet that thing could work on the average dumbass who walks slower than a turtle with a broken leg. Maybe attach a hot dog to it, to distract the bigger customers. You know, the ones that take up the whole damn hallway as they waddle through the building.
And I guess that's all I got for now...don't worry, I have plenty more to rant about