MyChemicalRomance may be able to spell "anything" and "antidisestablishmentarianism," but only in Czechoslovakian while drunk. I, on the other hand, am akin to a dictionary in my vast depth of knowledge.
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
This thread is a variation on the "Outrageous Lies about the Last Poster" thread. Ancient Greeks believed in the "zero-sum game," that if you gained glory or honor someone else had to lose it. This thread takes that to the extreme....
We begin with me making an absurd claim about myself. The next poster says something along the lines of, "Nope, that's a lie. The TRUTH is that (insert ridiculous, probably insulting "truth" here)." He/she then posts a claim about him/herself, perhaps starting with "I, on the other hand (insert absurdly positive statement here)" The next poster tears down the last and tries to puff up himself.
Example: I start with "I am the greatest human being in all creation."
Next Poster: "Nope, that's a lie. The TRUTH is that Niadar just has the greatest EGO in all creation. I, on the other hand, am beloved by millions due to my self-help book, 'How to Be God.'"
3rd Poster: "Actually, Next Poster wrote the book, but nobody would publish it because it's actually complete gibberish, since he wrote it while on acid and heroin simultaneously. I know this because I'm actually a member of the Stop People who Think they're God group, and we checked him out only to realize that he's just stupid."
And don't let this become "I'm the greatest." "Nope, you're the worst. I'M the greatest" thread. (To help prevent this, don't post more often than every 3 posts, so you're never replying to attacks on yourself).
So let's give it a shot.
Godzilla's actually my pet creature, but I haven't told anyone because I don't want to be liable when he destroys a couple countries come 2020.
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
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Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime
We begin with me making an absurd claim about myself. The next poster says something along the lines of, "Nope, that's a lie. The TRUTH is that (insert ridiculous, probably insulting "truth" here)." He/she then posts a claim about him/herself, perhaps starting with "I, on the other hand (insert absurdly positive statement here)" The next poster tears down the last and tries to puff up himself.
Example: I start with "I am the greatest human being in all creation."
Next Poster: "Nope, that's a lie. The TRUTH is that Niadar just has the greatest EGO in all creation. I, on the other hand, am beloved by millions due to my self-help book, 'How to Be God.'"
3rd Poster: "Actually, Next Poster wrote the book, but nobody would publish it because it's actually complete gibberish, since he wrote it while on acid and heroin simultaneously. I know this because I'm actually a member of the Stop People who Think they're God group, and we checked him out only to realize that he's just stupid."
And don't let this become "I'm the greatest." "Nope, you're the worst. I'M the greatest" thread. (To help prevent this, don't post more often than every 3 posts, so you're never replying to attacks on yourself).
So let's give it a shot.
Godzilla's actually my pet creature, but I haven't told anyone because I don't want to be liable when he destroys a couple countries come 2020.
Hey, is there anyone else on the forums going to Rice University in Houston? We could ALWAYS use more people in our Magic games. PM me if you want to play sometime