The Ultimate Last Climatic Final Gelato Stand3BB Snow Dessert Factory
Target player loses body heat equal to the snowballs already thrown at him or her this winter, unless he or she buys you a lifetime supply of neopolitan ice cream. The tastiness of a lifetime-every scrap of icing, and fruit-condensed into a single ice cream cake. Except the cake is a lie. The cake is ALWAYS a lie.
Old Banana Republic Water Fountain
Land - Painfully Incovenient Portal ThemedLie Cheese Cake and CompanionCube
(:symtap: Add Pain or Inconvenience or Cheese or Cake to your pool party.)
HelllOOOOO? Where's the cheesecake? - As Old Banana Republic Water Fountain enters the battlefield, you may dismiss Imperial students from your school of witchcraft and wizardry to go trick or treat dressed as Niv-Mizzet. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear, and Old Banana Republic Water Fountain enters the battlefield tapped, or ELSE!
A place where children from across Ravnica may come and play "Who-Izzet?" under the careful supervision of the Azorius kindergarten teachers. Then the bullies from Gruul pay a visit only to be spanked by the Legions of Boros as the secret societies of Dimir and Orzhov watch from the trees. Meanwhile, a lab accident happened in the biology class, and Simic pupils were seen running for cover from... something involving rabid Golgari cheerleaders and delicious vegetarian Selesnyan cake only to be sacrificed in some obscure Rakdos ritual turning the cake to flesh while playing the game of LIFE. Ultimately, the cake was a lie. You loved her, didn't you? Oh yes you did, and you kept on trying til you ran out of cake... in the name of Scientology.And Tom rejoices!
Old Public Water Fountain
Land - Plains Island
(:symtap:: Add or to your mana pool.)
As Old Public Water Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Old Public Water Fountain enters the battlefield tapped.
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
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Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
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Snow Dessert Factory
Target player loses body heat equal to the snowballs already thrown at him or her this winter, unless he or she buys you a lifetime supply of neopolitan ice cream.
The tastiness of a lifetime-every scrap of icing, and fruit-condensed into a single ice cream cake. Except the cake is a lie. The cake is ALWAYS a lie.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Land - Painfully Incovenient Portal Themed Lie Cheese Cake and Companion Cube
(:symtap: Add Pain or Inconvenience or Cheese or Cake to your pool party.)
HelllOOOOO? Where's the cheesecake? - As Old Banana Republic Water Fountain enters the battlefield, you may dismiss Imperial students from your school of witchcraft and wizardry to go trick or treat dressed as Niv-Mizzet. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear, and Old Banana Republic Water Fountain enters the battlefield tapped, or ELSE!
A place where children from across Ravnica may come and play "Who-Izzet?" under the careful supervision of the Azorius kindergarten teachers. Then the bullies from Gruul pay a visit only to be spanked by the Legions of Boros as the secret societies of Dimir and Orzhov watch from the trees. Meanwhile, a lab accident happened in the biology class, and Simic pupils were seen running for cover from... something involving rabid Golgari cheerleaders and delicious vegetarian Selesnyan cake only to be sacrificed in some obscure Rakdos ritual turning the cake to flesh while playing the game of LIFE. Ultimately, the cake was a lie. You loved her, didn't you? Oh yes you did, and you kept on trying til you ran out of cake... in the name of Scientology.And Tom rejoices!
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Land - Plains Island
(:symtap:: Add or to your mana pool.)
As Old Public Water Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Old Public Water Fountain enters the battlefield tapped.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Legendary Confection Stand
t: Add fruitcake, cake, pie, cookies, dough, pizza, ice cream, chimney imps, steak, electromagnetic bionuclear rhubarb, roadkill, kebabs, kaiser rolls, a bagel, bacon, ham, or yeast extract to your kneading bucket.
b, t: Target legendary creature becomes fat as a Fruitcake Elemental with bloody green cherries on top until end of turn. (It eats all creatures including your own personal couch potato.)
Centuries ago, Shizo was a very famous sushi restaurant ran by a retired yojimbo who once served the feudal emperor of Tokyo. After 891 gingerbread men were baked in a single hour on its grasses, it became Iron chef Umezawa's Cafeteria.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Sorcery
Gain control of target corporation, restaurant chain, boutique, underground fighting circuit, used car company, small business, horse stable, public restroom, school, crime ring, military branch, hobby shop, conference hall, bookstore, gym, or factory. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, flanking, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, annihilator $2, bushido $2, rampage $2, modular $2, poisonous $2, vanishing $2, and haste too until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face with a railgun, and steal his or her car. Then proceed to blackmail the new CEO for trade secrets.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
Sorcery 3{ur}b
Gain control of target corporation. Untap that corporation. It gains all creature types, all colors, intimidate, infect, deathtouch, lifelink, annihilator 2, bushido 2, flanking, rampage 2, banding, flying, trample, first strike, vigilance, and haste until end of turn. It is also an artifact and land in addition to it's other types. Unceremoniously boot off the CEO at the beginning of the next web conference, then steal his/her computer, shoot him/her in the face, and steal his or her car.
Nicol Bolas doesn't distinguish between servants and chairwomen... nor did he realize he was pulling a Bill Clinton. Like a BOSS ON A HORSE.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.