Kitchen Intruders 3W/U
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with Indestructible that can't be exiled and can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it onto the battlefield under your control. They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Kitchen Intruders 3W/U mana
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Kitchen Intruders 3W/U mana Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with Indestructible that can't be exiled and can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it onto the battlefield under your control.
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)