Kitchen Intruders3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used the fine china as a discus.
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
]Kitchen Intruders3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretended to be a 'specific anti-hero with regenerative powers' for the rest of the game. They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used the fine china as a discus.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretended to be a 'specific anti-hero with regenerative powers' for the rest of the game.
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.