Kitchen Helpers3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Helpers. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Helpers. For each R used to cast Kitchen Helpers, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Helpers, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus. -Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.) They were certainly hlepful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.) They were certainly hlepful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
Kitchen Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent.)
Repel Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Repel Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Repel Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent.)
Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs 3:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas. ,t, Sautee all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her ironed shirt in her closet, where X is the number of eyeball counters sauteed this way. Put your hand on one of those cards and after the cards are done falling out of the shirt, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Then put X 1/1 Eye creature tokens into play, where X is the number of Star Wars movies you've watched in the past week. t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip and cocaine and alcoholic beverages then defenestrate that player then take the lift to pick him up, so you can defenestrate them again.
Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs3:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas. ,t, Sautee all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her ironed shirt in her closet, where X is the number of eyeball counters sauteed this way. Put your hand on one of those cards and after the cards are done falling out of the shirt, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip then defenestrate that player then take the lift to pick him up.
Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs3:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas. ,t, Sautee all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her ironed shirt in her closet, where X is the number of eyeball counters sauteed this way. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip then defenestrate that player.
Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs3:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas. ,t, Sautee all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her shirt, where X is the number of eyeball counters removed this way. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip.
Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs3:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas. ,t, Remove all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl and X cards of your library, where X is the number of eyeball counters removed this way. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip.
Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs3
Artifact
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force. ,t, Remove all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of eyeball counters removed this way. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip.
Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Helpers. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Helpers. For each R used to cast Kitchen Helpers, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Helpers, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Giant Hungry Lemon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed after each meal. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the dining room table if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the dining room table under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus and the soap as bubble bath.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast Kitchen Intruders, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly helpful, but you never realized the silverware was missing, and they used fine China as a discus.
-Fblthp, Kitchen Hand
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. For each R used to cast this, duct tape a piece of silverware to your hand, and pretend to be a specific anti-hero with regenerative powers for the rest of the game. For each B spent to cast Kitchen Intruders, you may smash X target plates and put a X/X Demon token with 'Indestructible. Can't be exiled. Can't have -1/-1 counters placed on it.' onto the battlefield under your control where X is the number of dirty dishes washed. (Do all if WUBR was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly hlepful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up each dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
They were certainly hlepful, but you never realized the silverware was missing.
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Instant Cleaning Service
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Clean up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
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Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target dirty dish if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent to wash it.)
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Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Sink creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Kitchen Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent.)
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Repel Intruders 3
Instant
Put two 1/1 white Kitchen Soldier creature tokens onto the battlefield if W was spent to cast Repel Intruders. Counter up to one target creature spell if U was spent to cast Repel Intruders. (Do both if WU was spent.)
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3:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas.
,t, Sautee all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her ironed shirt in her closet, where X is the number of eyeball counters sauteed this way. Put your hand on one of those cards and after the cards are done falling out of the shirt, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. Then put X 1/1 Eye creature tokens into play, where X is the number of Star Wars movies you've watched in the past week.
t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip and cocaine and alcoholic beverages then defenestrate that player then take the lift to pick him up, so you can defenestrate them again.
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Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas.
,t, Sautee all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her ironed shirt in her closet, where X is the number of eyeball counters sauteed this way. Put your hand on one of those cards and after the cards are done falling out of the shirt, put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip then defenestrate that player then take the lift to pick him up.
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Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas.
,t, Sautee all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her ironed shirt in her closet, where X is the number of eyeball counters sauteed this way. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip then defenestrate that player.
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Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas.
,t, Sautee all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl, if you like what you see, put X cards of your library down her shirt, where X is the number of eyeball counters removed this way. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip.
I'm blame this on the NSFW tumblr...
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Annoying furball
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force of wanting to strangle Lucas.
,t, Remove all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look up the top of a girl and X cards of your library, where X is the number of eyeball counters removed this way. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip.
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Artifact
Whenever a creature you control is split in half, put two eyeball counters on Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs and feel the force.
,t, Remove all eyeball counters from Jar Jar Binks full of Eyeballs: Look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of eyeball counters removed this way. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
t: Annoy target player with kittens high on catnip.
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