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I wish for my next wish to be granted without a twist.
I wish for you to not grant me this wish
I wish I had a mad scientist's laboratory
I wish to be funny
I wish Superman was real
I wish I had a flyswatter to kill this damn bug that's buzzing around me!!!
WW group to have a mascot
I wish having to go to the bathroom wasn't necessary
I wish to quit eating junk food
I wish for some potato chips
I wish people would stop killing each other.
I wish the weather was nice
I wish to be a plumber
I wish I could think of something funnier than that
I wish for more cowbell