MTG Salvation

Now that's a relief
But Aurora, how 'bout you?
Did you miss me too?

Holy mother cow!
GrayDeck, please stay here with us.
Did you not miss me?

I didn't like it
And it felt wrong like smoking
Too suicidal

What feels right for me
Is to be suicidal
With adrenaline

But it appears that
My religion forbids it
In coincidence

I do not drink beer
But I would hold someone dear
For not just today

When you're crafting art
You have no rules to follow
Just follow your soul

Come on, Wessel
Everyday I read law
No more here okay

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I enjoy this too
I haven't read haikus
since I read Fight Club.

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.

New haiku thread
You don't have to be concise
If you dont want to.

That is so awesome!!
I did not know slugs can fly
I hope you'll teach me

Hi Daddy Blippy!
All of us really missed you
And your slug haikus

It is possible
That Stardust, Wessel, and me
Are brothers by blood

Because my dad's also
Very fire-resistant
Just try burning him

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Aurora is great!
I could play nothing but games
And women's feelings

I wish I could trade
My talents with Aurora's
But I guess she wouldn't

Actually guys
He's just my foster father
Beelzebub's the real

Daddy's Lucifer
I am scared of his motto
With pain, you will gain

A for Aurora
And A for everyone
Is what we pray for

I have exams too
So give me attention
Just like Aurora

If I fail just one
Daddy will be furious
And all Hell breaks loose

Wessel, I noticed
All your haikus now have
Quite a better prose!

Stardust must be proud
But since he has not posted
I miss him so much

Parental guidance:
we must pay attention to
what children might read.

What is past, is past.
Now contemplate the present:
Europe's in crisis!

I hope your country
is okay. But if it's not
I'll send you t-shirts.