Lasersharp keeps dossiers on nearly every poster on this site. His favourite entries are where he was able to dig up something really dirty. Not surprising that Kankennon's file is the one Laser most frequently references.
Lasersharp is by far the biggest liar on this site. The only reason Kankennon looks like the biggest liar is that Lasersharp is somewhat less compulsive.
Iso was rendered completely incapable of feeling emotion after a terrible accident involving a potato masher and a foosball table. Luckily he's not too sad about the loss.
Kank buys V8 on a regular basis, but he never actually drinks the stuff. Instead he dumps out the vegetable juice and fills the can with a mixture of bacon grease and glucose syrup. But it looks like he's eating healthy!
Kank literally planted a flag in the parts of his wife he wanted to claim for himself. At first she was not at all amused, but she came around eventually.
IsoSTARDUST chopped the end off his username to make it unsearchable in mafia games (since the forum software refuses to look for anything with less than four characters).
Lasersharp is a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy who until recently pretended to be a girl. I expect the big reveal in 2015, followed by the last reveal in 2016.
Why STARDUST anyway?