Sonic was molested by a Phyrexian priest once. He hasn't been the same since. And I do mean not the same. This is the story:
When Sonic was still a young planeswalker, he found himself hopping from plane to plane, drunk with the opportunities his new ability brought him. However, one time he jumped too far. He came to a halt in the same place as Elspeth came from. Before long, he was caught because he was too weak to continue like the weakling he is. It was while he was being dragged to his cell that he found posters of Elspeth plastered all over the place. Apparently, the Phyrexians thought she was a boy and wanted to abuse her due to some weird book that came from an alternate dimension, something that the Phyrexian guards referred to as "That JC guy's shenanigans". Not much later, he was molested by a Catholic Phyrexian Priest. Poor Sonic.
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When Sonic was still a young planeswalker, he found himself hopping from plane to plane, drunk with the opportunities his new ability brought him. However, one time he jumped too far. He came to a halt in the same place as Elspeth came from. Before long, he was caught because he was too weak to continue like the weakling he is. It was while he was being dragged to his cell that he found posters of Elspeth plastered all over the place. Apparently, the Phyrexians thought she was a boy and wanted to abuse her due to some weird book that came from an alternate dimension, something that the Phyrexian guards referred to as "That JC guy's shenanigans". Not much later, he was molested by a Catholic Phyrexian Priest. Poor Sonic.
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