MTG Salvation

Kank often steals those pictures for his own collection.

Stardust keeps cameras hidden in the back of all of my jeans. So he can watch when those kind of events occur.

Nope, and we never invite Stardust when we go raving in Germany with the Polish dancers we met in Estonia.

And sometimes, I watch him strut in his butt jeans. That Stardust bought for him.

Stardust hasthe uncontrollable urge to accuse me of being a right-winger when, in fact, I'm more of an ass man.

Manders is actually a feline overlord, slowly shrinking our universe.

Aurora has all of my appendages hooked to secret remote controls. You...don't want t osee what she makes me do with them =(

Aurora, are you watching me? AND HEY THAT'S NOT A LIE, SO YOUR POST IS-erImean wut

Aurora sometimes wishes she was a fish, because fish have a better life than people

...Kank, that was both disturbing and hilarious. Kudos, good sir.

Aurora is now less fearful of getting stuck in my "bushes"

AI has a great fear of some day finding herself stuck in my buhes with no memory of how she got there. This is rationalized by past experiences of this, which I had no idea about until ThatRedwood sent me pictures.

(haha not at all, as long as that song is playing I love that song)

Aurora only dances up there in hopes that I'll join her. Sadly, for both of us, I can't for obvious reasons

Aurora is currently sleeping on my head. Strangely, it's not a heavy load at all, in fact I can barely feel it

Jomafro forgot the part where he brought the rope to that conversation. Aurora dear was only saved by me and my haze frogs, who were useful in distracting jomafro, as he tends towards cannibalism.

Nate likes to check my pockets in my sleep, right before raiding my fridge

Wooow she even counted how many days

Aurora actually lives in my pocket. It's her location: she can't touch ground, nor look down