vligerdragon once ate a dog in China. It wouldn't have been bad, except for what happened next...
So, Abby was visiting a friend in China, and that friend invited her to a dinner at a very very vulgar restaurant that sold everything from bat guano to, yes, dog. Well, she ordered some dog to see what it would be like. As it turned out, she liked it a lot. Of course, being the dragon that she is, she couldn't just leave it at one dog. She needed sustenance.
The next day, she grew hungry. Seeing a dog lying on the road looking happily at her, she thought it looked so cute. She opened her mouth to speak to it, but apparently her stomach had other ideas. As soon as her great maw split, a streak of fire blasted out from her throat. Needless to say, that dog was burnt to a crisp. So, since she really was hungry, she decided to eat it to get rid of the evidence. Unfortunately for her, the neighborhood demon-possessed cat (aren't they all?) was watching her at the time. This cat went and told some people that happened to own the dog.
Well, you could say that Abby was in a messy situation. Legally, she had just murdered a dog without provocation. Practically, (and she defends it this way to this day) she was just a bit hungry and had a snack. So, the dog's owners took it to court. Well, Abby fought long and hard on that case, but she did not win. But, rather than have to pay a fine or something, she just murdered the whole courtroom full of people. Well, that same cat had been following her to see if anything interesting would happen, and sure enough! she just murdered an entire courtroom.
Well, this didn't help her one bit. That cat escaped and went to tell the police, and Abby really had some major issues. They got an entire SWAT team to go after her to subdue her without dying, but they really had no chance. As soon as they got close to her she was already out of the area, leaving a burnt pile of ash behind.
To this day, the authorities are trying to find her. And that cat still follows her everywhere she goes...
Abby has a company that hosts massive "speed-dating" sessions. The strange thing is, every couple gets their own room and are encouraged to "get intimate with each other" before moving on to a different partner.
vligerdragon stole Kank's soul in a legitimate transfer of ownership from him to the devil. She very skillfully seduced the devil and ended up trading her own soul for his.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW COULD THEY?????!!!!!
pikachugundam actually belongs to Lt. Surge.
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Aurora has a physical object in her room that is her avatar. Every time she picks it up it causes a tear in time and space.
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I want that.
kankennon offers a "special package deal" to anybody who has used his "services" more than 3 times.
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The next day, she grew hungry. Seeing a dog lying on the road looking happily at her, she thought it looked so cute. She opened her mouth to speak to it, but apparently her stomach had other ideas. As soon as her great maw split, a streak of fire blasted out from her throat. Needless to say, that dog was burnt to a crisp. So, since she really was hungry, she decided to eat it to get rid of the evidence. Unfortunately for her, the neighborhood demon-possessed cat (aren't they all?) was watching her at the time. This cat went and told some people that happened to own the dog.
Well, you could say that Abby was in a messy situation. Legally, she had just murdered a dog without provocation. Practically, (and she defends it this way to this day) she was just a bit hungry and had a snack. So, the dog's owners took it to court. Well, Abby fought long and hard on that case, but she did not win. But, rather than have to pay a fine or something, she just murdered the whole courtroom full of people. Well, that same cat had been following her to see if anything interesting would happen, and sure enough! she just murdered an entire courtroom.
Well, this didn't help her one bit. That cat escaped and went to tell the police, and Abby really had some major issues. They got an entire SWAT team to go after her to subdue her without dying, but they really had no chance. As soon as they got close to her she was already out of the area, leaving a burnt pile of ash behind.
To this day, the authorities are trying to find her. And that cat still follows her everywhere she goes...
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Neongoyf used to have men in his closet, but then his room started smelling really bad.
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