Kank doesn't really shave his butthair.
in fact, it's gotten so long he keeps it on one of those fishing reels, occassionally casting it with a dramatic swing of his prodigous hips, a small chunk of dried poo on the end as bait, shaped into a brown Black Lotus, to lure young natedogs from their hiding, then whoosh, he spins the reel and sucks the unsuspecting poster straight into his teeth-lined anal cavity, never to be seen again... except for Tuesdays, at his "Show Us Your Butt-Caged Natedogs" Club.
Bilbroxain has a celebrity toenail collection. His most prized toenail comes from the left foot of Buster Keaton, yanked off in a stunt on the set of "Steamboat Bill, Jr."
Guardman is Jesus's real father... and uncle... and brother!
(this is actually possible since Mary had sex with her father producing Guardman, making Guardman both her brother and son, and then Mary had sex with Guardman producing Jesus!) (of course, when i say "had sex with" what i actually mean is "was divinely inseminated by")
WurmBURGer is addicted to taco sauce: it goes on everything he eats, a spoonful in every thing he drinks, and he even shampooes with it when the urge gets strong.
in fact, it's gotten so long he keeps it on one of those fishing reels, occassionally casting it with a dramatic swing of his prodigous hips, a small chunk of dried poo on the end as bait, shaped into a brown Black Lotus, to lure young natedogs from their hiding, then whoosh, he spins the reel and sucks the unsuspecting poster straight into his teeth-lined anal cavity, never to be seen again... except for Tuesdays, at his "Show Us Your Butt-Caged Natedogs" Club.
I am not.
YAY!! ME 4 WINZ!!
(this is actually possible since Mary had sex with her father producing Guardman, making Guardman both her brother and son, and then Mary had sex with Guardman producing Jesus!) (of course, when i say "had sex with" what i actually mean is "was divinely inseminated by")
unfortunately, he couldn't afford the lower half...