MTG Salvation

One Aurochs coming up!

That's what you ordered, right?

I've eaten alligator but not crocodile, so hard to say.

What's tastier?

Let's find out---STEEL CAGE MATCH!

What does the winner get?

Not if you're driving to or on the moon.

Tuppence a bag?

Jumping. Final answer!

What am I known for?

All of my best work is hardcore erotica!

What's your favorite Thanksgiving side dish?

Only moderately. For the words read issue, Caiaphas, you probably read your 500,000th word by the time you were around 8. I record between 1 to 1.2 million words a year and read a helluva lot more than that. Think about it in the way of books if you like. Bram Stoker's Dracula for instance, is almost exactly 160,000 words. (I recorded it two years ago.) How many novels have you read in your lifetime? I'd say that I've read, at a minimum, at least 150 million words in my life thus far.

Has something been...blown?

Zero. The answer to any jumping question is always zero.

What should we look forward to now?

I can't answer that because it is not a stupid question.

When will my car stop leaking coolant?

The bags are still sealed, but once they're opened... :banana::munch::bicycle:

What's your favorite candy?

I didn't know I was!

Are you passing out candy this year?

I've even mentioned to Void if he ever wanted to come out and visit, you guys should carpool. He only lives a few miles north of you from what I hear.

Oppa Gangnam Style Mother Father Gentleman?

Because I only play it when you come visit me.

What's the worst Halloween costume this year?

Because they're made with Oreos, which are more addictive than cocaine.

How can you cure an Oreo addiction?

Send them to Kank!

Do you have a better idea?