bazaar. Discard Golgari Grave Troll, dragon shadow, dragon scales. 6 cih
Cycle Street Wraith, dredge Troll (5 unknown cih)
Reveal Scourge Devil, Extractor Demon, the other three Dragon enhantments, and ???
Exile five spirit guides to unearth both creatures, put a bunch of enchantments on them
Guide guide guide myr lotus.
Aether spell bomb, bounce blue Iona, U floating.
Ancestral
Pact of Negation on silence.
Draw back up to three.
Main phase, Mox Sapphire, Mana Crypt, Time Twister
7 cards in hand, blue spells available to cast, Black Lotus shuffled back in. Easy to win from here
Draw phase, you still have one blue and you draw, uhm, Ancestral Recall.
Cast it, draw 3.
Noiw you are free to play blue, colorless, land, no X and no over 3cc. Shouldn't be hard, even if Lotus is gone...
As pointed out, doesn't work; can't keep the mana floating.
However:
3x spirit guide, Shimmer Myr, Black Lotus, LED.
Use Lotus to Pay for Ichor Wellspring, crack LED in response
Draw from Wellspring, 4 mana floating Krark Clan Ironworks
Sac wellspring, draw. Cast another wellspring, sacrifice, repeat x3 (4 cih, 2 mana) Chromatic Star x 4, Terrarion x 4 (4 CIH, 9 mana) Duplicant eats White Iona
Sacrifice Duplicant
Mox Pearl
Lotus Petal Second Sunrise
etc....
Exile Elven Spirit Guide end step
Tap Glimmervoid, Cycle Undead Gladiator 6 CIH
Upkeep, exile Simian Spirit Guide (5 CIH), return Gladiator to hand, discard Golgari Grave Troll (4 card + gladiator)
Dredge 6 cards including Anger, 4x Narcomeba, Scourge Devil. (4 cards, Troll in hand)
Play Mountain, exile two spirit guide and tap mountain, Unearth Scourge Devil.
Attack, using last two cards for Spirit Guide/Rubblebelt Maka
Simian Spirit Guide
Forest
Cavern of Souls
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
Blazing Shoal
Progenitus
Berserk
Top card: Simian Spirit Guide
kills turn 2 even on the play. Thalia shuts off the entire opponent deck; Berserk tramples for lethal over the chump-blocking Ornithopter, with Cavern and a Spirit Guide to pay the extra cost Thalia imposes. This deck is ALMOST modern legal, but I can't find a suitable replacement for Berserk.
Okay.
bazaar. Discard Golgari Grave Troll, dragon shadow, dragon scales. 6 cih
Cycle Street Wraith, dredge Troll (5 unknown cih)
Reveal Scourge Devil, Extractor Demon, the other three Dragon enhantments, and ???
Exile five spirit guides to unearth both creatures, put a bunch of enchantments on them
Ok.
Guide guide guide myr lotus.
Aether spell bomb, bounce blue Iona, U floating.
Ancestral
Pact of Negation on silence.
Draw back up to three.
Main phase, Mox Sapphire, Mana Crypt, Time Twister
7 cards in hand, blue spells available to cast, Black Lotus shuffled back in. Easy to win from here
As pointed out, doesn't work; can't keep the mana floating.
However:
3x spirit guide, Shimmer Myr, Black Lotus, LED.
Use Lotus to Pay for Ichor Wellspring, crack LED in response
Draw from Wellspring, 4 mana floating
Krark Clan Ironworks
Sac wellspring, draw. Cast another wellspring, sacrifice, repeat x3 (4 cih, 2 mana)
Chromatic Star x 4, Terrarion x 4 (4 CIH, 9 mana)
Duplicant eats White Iona
Sacrifice Duplicant
Mox Pearl
Lotus Petal
Second Sunrise
etc....
Tap Glimmervoid, Cycle Undead Gladiator 6 CIH
Upkeep, exile Simian Spirit Guide (5 CIH), return Gladiator to hand, discard Golgari Grave Troll (4 card + gladiator)
Dredge 6 cards including Anger, 4x Narcomeba, Scourge Devil. (4 cards, Troll in hand)
Play Mountain, exile two spirit guide and tap mountain, Unearth Scourge Devil.
Attack, using last two cards for Spirit Guide/Rubblebelt Maka
Total damage = 15.
Leyline of the Meek x3
Chancellor of the Forge x4
Kills t2.
Leyline of Vitality
Xantid Swarm
Simian Spirit Guide
Shinen of Fury's Fire
Black Lotus
Ancestral Recall
Top of deck: Flash, Proteus Hulk, Island, Island, (Proteus hulk kill package)
t1 kill, play or draw.
Forest
Cavern of Souls
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
Blazing Shoal
Progenitus
Berserk
Top card: Simian Spirit Guide
kills turn 2 even on the play. Thalia shuts off the entire opponent deck; Berserk tramples for lethal over the chump-blocking Ornithopter, with Cavern and a Spirit Guide to pay the extra cost Thalia imposes. This deck is ALMOST modern legal, but I can't find a suitable replacement for Berserk.
Ancient Tomb
Simian Spirit Guide x 2
Barbed Shocker
Island
Omniscience
Top of deck=edit: Show and Tell Release the Ants, Emrakul
t2 kill. Legacy legal. Turn 1, discard opponents hand; turn 2, show and tell Omniscience, draw Release the ants, cast it for infinity damage.
It draws. YOu're at 4 life, so you take 1 from Ember Hauler and 3 from inferno bringing you to 0.
God card, or god draw?
Cause Scout's Warning into Wurmcoil Engine blocking blocking Wort oughta do it, but that requires the top of your deck to be stacked perfectly.
Edit: looks like the correct answer doesn't require such shenanigans.