Grabs a pair of stilts, climbs onto them and then proceeds to wander down the corridor with out having any feet touch the ground. Retrieve the cheese then lock it into a darksteel safe.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
Atleast he is over his obsession with your backside Lazer#.
I capture PG and install him in septic tank connected to toilet. I tie Kank to the toilet and give him an overdose of laxatives. Do I need to specify what is going to happen next.
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I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I get Marvin the Paranoid Android to talk to Basie, she grabs a mirror whips off the blindfold and commits suicide. There by removing all of GDW's protection. I retrieve the cheese and wire it into the infinite improbability device in the Heart of Gold and go hopping through time and space in an infinity improbable fashion.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
Interesting... Because no matter how angry Akroma gets... Avacyn says all my stuff in indestructible... And you need to GftT both demons to get rid of Avacyn... So she still has custody of the cheese...
Since the first demon kills the second all creatures get -10/-10 til EOT Avacyn is geography I have the cheese and am trying to find Dusty.
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I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I Find Stardust, Tie him up and stuff him into the Boot (trunk) of my car. Travel to the cinema with him. Retrieve him from the trunk.
Tie him into one of the chairs attach one of those surgical thingys that prevent your eyes from closing and force him to watch the film with me.
Once I claim the cheese I leave him in the cinema still tied to his chair after putting all 3 extended Lord of the Rings films on continuous loop.
I then return to one of Mu myriad Islands and put the cheese back in a darksteel safe in a darksteel cage filled with assorted Musteloids. The Island is lousy with Minefield and radar operated SAMs and AA guns.
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- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I use it to bridge the moat and drive though the walls to the location of the cheese. Retrieve it and return it to a darksteel safe on one of my myriad islands.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I look at the bible, look at Stardust see that he is serious, look back at the bible.
Sod it I don't have the time, breath or patience to do that. At least you got some enjoyment out of the Whiskey.
I freeze the safe down to 1K so it is again nice and brittle. Drill a hole in the top, fill the safe with water insert waterproof explosives on a radio detonator.
Set it off the safe door is now removed from the front of the safe. The cheese is now soggy.
I dry it out and return it to Stardust and ask him not to be so sadistic next time.
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- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
Random holes in time and space like me. One has just opened up in my tank of Jamesons and deposited the cheese in it whilst not removing the whiskey and making the gaps in the mesh smaller.
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I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
Enjoy it whilst it lasts. Not to sure how much longer I will be able to keep it up. I have a barrel of Guinness here I am willing to trade for the cheese.
You interested?
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I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
I hijack a Fire engine empty the water tank and refill it with Guinness. I then drive to Paris park with in range of the Eiffel tower. Get out carefully aim the hose and douse Stardust with the entire tank knocking him out of the tower and onto a cunningly place air bag I have put in the correct place for the express purpose of ensuring he has a soft landing.
I then retrieve the cheese and return to my darksteel tank which I put the cheese back in and refill with 32 year old Jameson Irish whiskey. Ensuring that the mesh is in place so no one can fall in.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
Grabs a pair of stilts, climbs onto them and then proceeds to wander down the corridor with out having any feet touch the ground. Retrieve the cheese then lock it into a darksteel safe.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
I capture PG and install him in septic tank connected to toilet. I tie Kank to the toilet and give him an overdose of laxatives. Do I need to specify what is going to happen next.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Quick question. Which one of you sods broke into my nuclear arsenal??
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
I then retrieve the cheese from your comatose body and dump it back in the New York Sewers.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Please see this. In the resulting panic and confusion I reclaim the cheese and deposit it in the New York Sewers surrounded by mutant Alligators.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
I reclaim the cheese. And get your own style!
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Since the first demon kills the second all creatures get -10/-10 til EOT Avacyn is geography I have the cheese and am trying to find Dusty.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
I then call in a pair of Havoc Demons who give Avacyn a hug. Whilst they do so I go for the throat of one. It then gets very messy.
I retrieve the cheese and find Stardust to give it to him.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Tie him into one of the chairs attach one of those surgical thingys that prevent your eyes from closing and force him to watch the film with me.
Once I claim the cheese I leave him in the cinema still tied to his chair after putting all 3 extended Lord of the Rings films on continuous loop.
I then return to one of Mu myriad Islands and put the cheese back in a darksteel safe in a darksteel cage filled with assorted Musteloids. The Island is lousy with Minefield and radar operated SAMs and AA guns.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
I use it to bridge the moat and drive though the walls to the location of the cheese. Retrieve it and return it to a darksteel safe on one of my myriad islands.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Sod it I don't have the time, breath or patience to do that. At least you got some enjoyment out of the Whiskey.
I freeze the safe down to 1K so it is again nice and brittle. Drill a hole in the top, fill the safe with water insert waterproof explosives on a radio detonator.
Set it off the safe door is now removed from the front of the safe. The cheese is now soggy.
I dry it out and return it to Stardust and ask him not to be so sadistic next time.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
You interested?
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
I then retrieve the cheese and return to my darksteel tank which I put the cheese back in and refill with 32 year old Jameson Irish whiskey. Ensuring that the mesh is in place so no one can fall in.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru