I mosh my way into the Rakdos Pit and mosh my way out with The Cheese, mostly unharmed (just a few limbs missing.) and I store the Cheese in a paper bag, which I give to Mr. Ando of the Woods, who carefully holds it in his penguin arms.
I set Captain Spalding on Caesar Clown. Shotguns are suprisingly effective if a little crude, so he manages to get the cheese back. Shotguns are indeed effective, and I manage to get the cheese from Spalding as well. Tamiyo comes to but has no loyalty left, until someone decides to bribe her with blue mana.
I put the cheese in a box and put that box in a microwave and hit Minute Plus to see what happens. After a few seconds I hit the open door button, toss in a fork, and restart the microwave before running like a madman.
I summon forth a trio of Coal Stokers to retrieve The Cheese. The Nerf ammo disintegrates on impact with their skin. They burn open the box, and I whistle to The Cheese, which runs over and hops up on my shoulder.
"The world is our fondue," The Cheese whispers to me.
"Let's take a dip, my love," I say as I stroke The Cheese.
We proceed to hang out at Cedar Point and form a bond that no one could possibly hope to sever. We divide by zero without asking. We insult Chuck Norris and he thanks us awkwardly. And we eat lots of elephant flesh.
As soon as you hand the cheese over to stardust, a baseball bat hits you both on the head. I now have the cheese. I install a machine inside of the cheese to send radio waves out to explode the skulls of anyone who comes near.
I put the cheese in a box and put that box in a microwave and hit Minute Plus to see what happens. After a few seconds I hit the open door button, toss in a fork, and restart the microwave before running like a madman.
"The world is our fondue," The Cheese whispers to me.
"Let's take a dip, my love," I say as I stroke The Cheese.
We proceed to hang out at Cedar Point and form a bond that no one could possibly hope to sever. We divide by zero without asking. We insult Chuck Norris and he thanks us awkwardly. And we eat lots of elephant flesh.