You may have got SOME cheese, but you do not have THIS cheese. This cheese tastes of happiness and spring, brings feelings of nostalgia and long-forgotten pleasures. How can you so easily dismiss this cheese for some other store-brand crap. You make me sick....... How can you be so low as to think that everything is fine in this world without the cheese of happiness.....
At long (not really) last, I have the cheese in my possession to do with as I see fit. Make no mistake, this cheese is indeed a treasure and shall be treated as such.
*Ransac opens a Planar Portal and planeswalks to another plane, closing the portal behind him. After some time, Ransac planewalks back to Earth, this time without the cheese.*
I have stored the cheese on a plane outside of our own. Should you wish to claim this cheese from me, you must battle one another on the open Plains of Texas. Impress me enough and you shall be given the proper direction to the cheese.
*Since he has not yet been Prison Termed, Ransac casts Stone Rain at the earth underneath Xenocide and the Colossus, who start plummeting into the earth's core.*
Seems like a good way to get rid of radioactive cheese. Now, let's try vligerdragon's method. Good thing I have my iPhone as a camera....
Forest jump. walk walk walk swimmy!
Island jump. swimmy! walk walk walk
Volcano jump. walk walk walk
Cavern jump. walk walk ride a Bogardan Hellkite
Sky jump.
*Ransac, having Razed his prison to rubble, arrives to the scene again.*
A vligerdragon has taken the cheese and thrust himself into the rumble of "Who decimates Who today for the cheese." I feel as if I should do something to fix this situation. Should I Terminate this beast? Should one rend his country asunder? Should I wipe everybody out (until they come back to best me again)?
*Ransac's eyes start glowing a vast array of colors, then slowly go back to normal.*
I would love a cup of tea, if you're offering others as well.
*Ransac is not pleased by this turn of events...... Cthulu owes him $35 and has been dogging him for some time now.*
First you don't pay me back.... then you steal the cheese for another? You should be ashamed of yourself. LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M ADDRESSING YOU!!!!!!! You are nothing. That's why you've been hiding from me. THAT'S why you can't stand to see me, even just to return lent currency. You're weak.
*The Dark Lord Cthulu, in an apparent fear/rage, attempts to unleash a dark evil upon our hero, but it is useless. Ransac simply snaps his fingers and Cthulu is now wearing black clothing that is 18 sizes too small. The tentacled one shrieks in pain as he collapses. Ransac calmly walks over to him.*
Now..... what Kahedron just did to Mount Roraima..... I don't wish to deal with this nonsense. End it and bring me the cheese..... and your debt of $35 will be lifted.
* The teary-eyed Cthulu acknowledges this, lifts up his arm to the Mount for Ransac's sake and...*
*Neongoyf gets off the ferry to Kangaroo Island, angry that his ferry did not have peanuts (for some reason). At the dock, he notices that Ransac also just got off the ferry. Ransac looks up and the two catch eyes, followed by an awkward silence.....*
....
Isn't this getting a bit awkward?
*Neongoyf agrees, or he would have agreed if he had not been got ablaze by Ransac casting Sudden Shock on the 'goyf. The distraction was all Ransac needed to take a few steps back and unleash the first plague of Ransac upon Neongoyf: millions of stampeding weasels rush into the port. The mammals quickly overwhelm the security and descend on the shiny *-attributed monster.*
Only one of us can have the cheese. If I must destroy you to see that I claim the dairy prize, so be it.
*Ransac charges up a Rolling Thunder, but is stalled when...*
*Neongoyf gets off the plane to Kangaroo Island, angry that his flight did not have peanuts. At the baggage claim, he notices that Ransac is also waiting for his luggage. Ransac looks up and the two catch eyes, followed by an awkward silence.....*
....
Isn't this getting a bit awkward?
*Neongoyf agrees, or he would have agreed if he had not been got ablaze by Ransac casting Sudden Shock on the 'goyf. The distraction was all Ransac needed to take a few steps back and unleash the first plague of Ransac upon Neongoyf: millions of stampeding weasels rush into the port. The mammals quickly overwhelm the security and descend on the shiny *-attributed monster.*
Only one of us can have the cheese. If I must destroy you to see that I claim the dairy prize, so be it.
*Ransac charges up a Rolling Thunder, but is stalled when...*
Ransac, cpa trash man
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Ransac, cpa trash man
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So you like uncreative solutions?
*Ransac casts Terminate on vligerdragon, then Cremates him from the graveyard. Then, he planeswalks again and puts the cheese back where he hid it.*
Anyone else want to get out of fighting for the amazing prize of cheese?
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
I never mentioned how it smells....
*Ransac unleashes the THIRD plague of Ransac. Billions of goblins begin to fall from the sky.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
You may have got SOME cheese, but you do not have THIS cheese. This cheese tastes of happiness and spring, brings feelings of nostalgia and long-forgotten pleasures. How can you so easily dismiss this cheese for some other store-brand crap. You make me sick....... How can you be so low as to think that everything is fine in this world without the cheese of happiness.....
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
NOW FIGHT FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!!!!! THE CHEESE IS THE PRIZE YOU SEEK TO CLAIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHA!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
At long (not really) last, I have the cheese in my possession to do with as I see fit. Make no mistake, this cheese is indeed a treasure and shall be treated as such.
*Ransac opens a Planar Portal and planeswalks to another plane, closing the portal behind him. After some time, Ransac planewalks back to Earth, this time without the cheese.*
I have stored the cheese on a plane outside of our own. Should you wish to claim this cheese from me, you must battle one another on the open Plains of Texas. Impress me enough and you shall be given the proper direction to the cheese.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
Seems like a good way to get rid of radioactive cheese. Now, let's try vligerdragon's method. Good thing I have my iPhone as a camera....
Forest jump. walk walk walk swimmy!
Island jump. swimmy! walk walk walk
Volcano jump. walk walk walk
Cavern jump. walk walk ride a Bogardan Hellkite
Sky jump.
May I please have the cheese now....
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
I'm fixing to simply cast Boiling Seas and destroy one of our locations unless someone points me in the right direction.....
*Ransac's eyes start glowing multiple colors.*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
A vligerdragon has taken the cheese and thrust himself into the rumble of "Who decimates Who today for the cheese." I feel as if I should do something to fix this situation. Should I Terminate this beast? Should one rend his country asunder? Should I wipe everybody out (until they come back to best me again)?
*Ransac's eyes start glowing a vast array of colors, then slowly go back to normal.*
I would love a cup of tea, if you're offering others as well.
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
*From his confinement, Ransac calls upon the Second Plague of Ransac: billions of goblin turds begin raining down from the heavens.*
FREE ME FROM MY JAIL AND YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE SWIFT AND relatively PAINLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
First you don't pay me back.... then you steal the cheese for another? You should be ashamed of yourself. LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M ADDRESSING YOU!!!!!!! You are nothing. That's why you've been hiding from me. THAT'S why you can't stand to see me, even just to return lent currency. You're weak.
*The Dark Lord Cthulu, in an apparent fear/rage, attempts to unleash a dark evil upon our hero, but it is useless. Ransac simply snaps his fingers and Cthulu is now wearing black clothing that is 18 sizes too small. The tentacled one shrieks in pain as he collapses. Ransac calmly walks over to him.*
Now..... what Kahedron just did to Mount Roraima..... I don't wish to deal with this nonsense. End it and bring me the cheese..... and your debt of $35 will be lifted.
* The teary-eyed Cthulu acknowledges this, lifts up his arm to the Mount for Ransac's sake and...*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
*Neongoyf gets off the ferry to Kangaroo Island, angry that his ferry did not have peanuts (for some reason). At the dock, he notices that Ransac also just got off the ferry. Ransac looks up and the two catch eyes, followed by an awkward silence.....*
....
Isn't this getting a bit awkward?
*Neongoyf agrees, or he would have agreed if he had not been got ablaze by Ransac casting Sudden Shock on the 'goyf. The distraction was all Ransac needed to take a few steps back and unleash the first plague of Ransac upon Neongoyf: millions of stampeding weasels rush into the port. The mammals quickly overwhelm the security and descend on the shiny *-attributed monster.*
Only one of us can have the cheese. If I must destroy you to see that I claim the dairy prize, so be it.
*Ransac charges up a Rolling Thunder, but is stalled when...*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!
....
Isn't this getting a bit awkward?
*Neongoyf agrees, or he would have agreed if he had not been got ablaze by Ransac casting Sudden Shock on the 'goyf. The distraction was all Ransac needed to take a few steps back and unleash the first plague of Ransac upon Neongoyf: millions of stampeding weasels rush into the port. The mammals quickly overwhelm the security and descend on the shiny *-attributed monster.*
Only one of us can have the cheese. If I must destroy you to see that I claim the dairy prize, so be it.
*Ransac charges up a Rolling Thunder, but is stalled when...*
Ransac, cpa trash man
Go Seahawks!!!!!!!!!!