MTG Salvation

How can a stump (what's a stump? O_O)hide cheese from the now famous "lactose-locator".
Cheese is mine in no time.

Since I didn't get much in Wheat post, I'll just... get the cheese.

Does it work?
Even if it doesn't, now I have the cheese.

I hold a thin lace above the ground and you fall flat on your belly, so I can easily grab the cheese and lay down next to you, hiding the cheese in my pocket.

Spider Man brings me easily to the top of the building where I hide, keeping the cheese for myself.

I'm Anakin in disguise, so Palpatine let me near the chees no worry, then I scare the mustelids with my scent from before, and take back the cheese.

I dare you at beating my wonderful newcreated magic deck, and you fall far it. Meaning it's a trap, and you fall in it, cause I lay it on the ground nearby and when you go pick it up, you fall into said trap. So I can get the cheese easily from the earth's core, and I start wandering, withouth thinking about where I'm going, so nobody can locate me, not even by reading my mind.

I use rhinos (you are not rhino-proof ) to trample you, and then I get the cheese from your smashed body.

Flak fires in 3-2-1....

Il formaggio è mio

I grab a small thread and your pocket comes undone as long as you walk away, til the cheese falls down.

Il formaggio è mio!

OMG THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
I jump on the nearer desk then reach out for the container and.... almost there... clooooser... I GET IT!
I have the cheeeeese!

I stop thinking, and suddendly, the cheese is there
AND IT'S MINE!

So I just find ignite my spark, planeswalk, open the fridge and get the cheese.

Then I planeswalk again, and hide in the Eye of Ugin.

I place a blue portal near to me, and shoot an orange portal under the cheese.

THE CHEESE IS MINE!