I explain to you that cheese is actually mostly empty space and everything that you perceive about the cheese is first processed by your brain and is therefore subjective. You having the cheese is only because you think you have the cheese. This complex theory causes so much confusion and doubts about the truth of what you call reality that your head explodes.
I now have the mass of matter we call "cheese" in my possession.
After your bite resolves I nub you to death with my handless arms. Thankfully you heated the blade so much it cauterized my wounds. I bite open your body and pull the cheese out of your stomach with my teeth.
I now have the mass of matter we call "cheese" in my possession.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I has the cheese now yo!
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
IC: Riding on the back of Progenitus I smash through all of your paltry defenses and grab the cheese.
I now have the cheese and it is guarded by Progenitus so HA!
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I have the cheese.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I have the cheese, as well as Mycosynth Lattice and Darksteel Forge. So I guess I have the Indestructable artifact Cheese.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I have the cheese.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I have the cheese.
EDIT: Dammit Pancho!!!
After you have sufficiently beaten Archon I pull my own katana out of it's rubber case and kill you with it.
I have the cheese.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I have the cheese.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I still have the cheese.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I haz teh cheese.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I HAVE THE CHEESE...and a few pieces of your skull.
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Tap Willow Satyr to gain control of the legendary cheese.
I have the cheese
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I have the shrouded cheese
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"