MTG Salvation

I explain to you that cheese is actually mostly empty space and everything that you perceive about the cheese is first processed by your brain and is therefore subjective. You having the cheese is only because you think you have the cheese. This complex theory causes so much confusion and doubts about the truth of what you call reality that your head explodes.

I now have the mass of matter we call "cheese" in my possession.

* WUBRG sneaks in from the woodwork, maces Krack and steals the cheese*

I has the cheese now yo!

OOC: Thankfully this isn't that thread sooooo....

IC: Riding on the back of Progenitus I smash through all of your paltry defenses and grab the cheese.

I now have the cheese and it is guarded by Progenitus so HA!

I kill you with a frozen turkey and pick up the cheese.

I have the cheese.

Good thing shroud doesn't affect Damnation...


I have the cheese, as well as Mycosynth Lattice and Darksteel Forge. So I guess I have the Indestructable artifact Cheese.

After your bite resolves I nub you to death with my handless arms. Thankfully you heated the blade so much it cauterized my wounds. I bite open your body and pull the cheese out of your stomach with my teeth.

I have the cheese.

While you are staring at the decapitated body of Pancho wearing a WUBRG mask I jump out of nowhere and stab you through the chest.

I have the cheese.

EDIT: Dammit Pancho!!!

After you have sufficiently beaten Archon I pull my own katana out of it's rubber case and kill you with it.

I have the cheese.

Haha I play Jokulhaups. The maze you have it in and the army of Fae are both destroyed. I pick up the cheese out of the ruins.

I have the cheese.

Good thing I have Deathgrip and a whole boatload of swamps in play. After countering every single Cloudscraper I run up and punch you in the face.

I still have the cheese.

Good thing I still have my shotty. I kill them then proceed to play Extirpate on you destroying you and all copies of you.

I haz teh cheese.

Four words: Shotgun Blast to Head

I HAVE THE CHEESE...and a few pieces of your skull.

Pay :symg::symg: to activate lifeforce
Tap Willow Satyr to gain control of the legendary cheese.

I have the cheese

After cheese returns to my control at end of turn I cast Neurok Stealthsuit on it, my cheese now has shroud.

I have the shrouded cheese

I convince the lynch mob that it is actually you they want and when we're done playing pinata with your body I grab the cheese. Now I have the cheese.

I pay pedobear to suprise buttseks you and I steal the cheese when he attacks. I now have the cheese.