Silly Stardust, you've forgotten to protect against spaceships!... speaking of which, I use the tractor beam on my TARDIS to pull the cheese in, and whisk it away to have merry adventures with my new companion.
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Quoted from My Parents(???!!!) :
Only through the failures of others can we truly succeed.
The radiation spontaneously turns the safe into a colossus, whom I hop aboard, and wielding the cheese, stride off into the sunset with. My friendship with the cheese is strong enough to protect me from its deadly rays.
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Using the power of wormholes to snatch the cheese, I whisk my rightfully owned dairy product away to the Blind Eternities, where it is guarded by the remaining Eldrazi there.
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THE CHEEZ, I HAZ IT
Sneaking up behind you, I steal the
piecheese for myself!MINE
(How are you supposed to get out the other side of a wormhole anyway??? Just sayin')
MINE!
You bastard, that's my shtick..............
One wormhole later, I have the cheese. I jump through another place to my fortress of solitude... which is on Zendikar.
I put the cheese in:
IT IS MINE!!!
Wait now, I think my hypocrite senses are tingling...