I kick Louie Anderson in the groin 'til the cheese falls out of his pants. I wash it off and go undercover in the largest city in the world, protected on every side by undercover henchmen that can never be found.
wtf? Some weird shadowy guy in a raptor-skin cloak just landed on my personal island where I keep all my pet Rhinos. Well, I release the rhinos on him, and what do you know! A piece of cheese falls out.
Well, I take the cheese and put it in a portal to the Nether, then destroy the portal.
Duty calls! Surgical Extraction to get the cheese out, Wipe Clean to get rid of all that nasty mold, and Teleport the cheese back to where it was in Stardust's tomb.
Have at the newly cleaned cheese.
Your next routine cheese inspection/cleaning is due: Whenever I next feel like coming back here.
A mysterious familiar rhino tramples through your dungeon and destroys it. And I take the cheese and hand it back to you just to say I didn't have to do it your way.
*sigh*
You can't kill a thrice-killed Human Shaman Spirit.
Especially if...
THEY'RE A THRICE-KILLED IMMORTAL RHINO SPIRIT!!!
The details were classified because what actually happened was I took the cheese and trampled out of the camp, killing everybody inside that tried to kill me. As it turned out, I took the cheese and the government issued a cover-up of the whole ordeal.
I then took the cheese and threw it away, buying new, Swiss cheese yet again.
I fly off into the sunset with the cheese in beak.
found it!
I take it.
I put it in a safe. And party.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
I throw it into Mount Doom. Only somebody with the One Ring can obtain it.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
It happens when you're one of them.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
Well, I take the cheese and put it in a portal to the Nether, then destroy the portal.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
Surgical Extraction to get the cheese out, Wipe Clean to get rid of all that nasty mold, and Teleport the cheese back to where it was in Stardust's tomb.
Have at the newly cleaned cheese.
Your next routine cheese inspection/cleaning is due:
Whenever I next feel like coming back here.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
I display it proudly in my room.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
*casts Metamorphosis*
The two cheeses are now combined!
*disappears*
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
Carry on.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
Why would you do such a thing?
I'll never do a thing of the sort.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
I give the cheese to Glissa, the Traitor with a Darksteel Plate and a Lightning Greaves.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
No darksteel? Ha.
A mysterious familiar rhino tramples through your dungeon and destroys it. And I take the cheese and hand it back to you just to say I didn't have to do it your way.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
You can't kill a thrice-killed Human Shaman Spirit.
Especially if...
THEY'RE A THRICE-KILLED IMMORTAL RHINO SPIRIT!!!
The details were classified because what actually happened was I took the cheese and trampled out of the camp, killing everybody inside that tried to kill me. As it turned out, I took the cheese and the government issued a cover-up of the whole ordeal.
I then took the cheese and threw it away, buying new, Swiss cheese yet again.
I fly off into the sunset with the cheese in beak.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]
It shows vligerdragon doing 15 straddle jumps perfectly. Aurora takes the cheese out and I jump out as a bird and strike!
I take the cheese and fly out of the room.
I cut the outside off so that only new, untouched cheese is left. Though the cheese is a bit smaller than before.
I take the cheese and eat it. I then impersonate the President of the United States so that I have all the protection of the Secret Service.
Official Graphic Designer of [The Crafters]
[A-Log, Clandestine Graphic Artist]