Quote from jomabroI am jomafro. Please give me the cheese vligerdragon. I will keep it safe place.
Quote from vligerdragonI hire a mercenary to waylay Stardust and steal the cheese. Said merc does this and brings the cheese back to me, for which I pay him 100 pesos. Because he's a rather stupid merc, he accepts this payment and leaves me alone with the cheese.
The cheese and I go to Area 51 where we are protected by the government as we do our research on... I can't tell you that.