Wow, this is almost "Un"-level flavor here. Combo with Suspicious Nanny?
It made me immediately think of Entirely Normal Armchair. Oddly enough, the armchair can still devour a creature sneaking through the secret passageway behind the Suspicious Bookcase.
2023 Average Peasant Cube|and Discussion
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