MTG Salvation

>Recapitulating
>ScanArea(VisualModule)
>Area Scanned (5,6734)
>Discard(MorphingModule.MobilizationModule(PK)
>The chosen module has succesfully been uninstalled
>HeadTo(Direction OtherSide) (3231s)

>Error; Direction is still unsafe
>MorphingModule.TravelModule(H)
>EngageModule(H);
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Hover Module 2
Artifact - Module
Nonattacking artifact creatures you control have flying
This marvelously simple flying solution was invented when a junior researcher stuffed balloons on an AEPMR to surprise her mentor

((Fair enough, my bad))


>Error; Physical Space Missmatching
>Recalibrate(VisualModule)
>ModuleRecalibrated
>ScanArea(VisualModule)
>AreaScanned (0.0134s)

>Rename(Bridge, OtherSide)
>Priority: OtherSide, then South
>SetSensorialObjective.Traits(Sentient Life Forms, Use of Magic, Fire Afiliation (Optional))
>MorphingModule.PassageModule(PK)
>Calibrate(PK);
>If(ModuleOperatingPercenta(PK)>95%) then: EngageModule(PK(OtherSide))


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Portal Key 1
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature has "T: Exile this creature and all cards attached to it. Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of its owner's next upkeep." (They do not come back attached)
Equip 1
The Miracle Summit is a strange mountain which suddenly grew mines of industrial gold, silver and metals, named like that because the "Ill-Teleported Summit" just doesn't have a nice ring to it

>Get.ThreatDispossed(w)
>The Threat was succesfully avoided or dispatched
>MorphingModule.LandingModule(L)
>EngageModule(L)
>Cesation of Movement Succesful (0.001)

>SetWariness(88%)
>Recapitulating
>ScanArea(VisualModule)
>Area Scanned (1.438s)
>GetPriority
>Priority is set to So////Error; Contradiction of Memory
>Retrieving Buffer Memory (2.8%)
>Error, Array out of Bounds
>DetermineOptions (s=south, Bridge)
>AssignPriority
>South = UnknownPriority + BMM
>Buffer Memory Match with "Bridge"
>Bridge = UnknownPriority + BMM1
>Sorting Equal Priorities
>ThinkingModule.IntuitionModule(HandleUnfinishedOrders(BMM1))
>Sorting...
>BMM1 > BMM

>ChoosePriority(Bridge)
>SetPriorityQueue (Bridge, South)
>SetMissionQueue (Eliminate Cultist Threat, Unknown Objective)
>Initiating Movilization Modules
>SetSensorialObjective.Traits(Sentient Life Forms, Use of Magic, Fire Afiliation (Optional))
>SetWariness(104%)
>GoTo(Bridge)

>Recapitulating
>Assessed Lifeforms: Wurmlike Gargantuans(PTL Possible, UTL <N/A>), Maneating Plants (PTL Null, UTL <N/A>)
>CheckPerc.TravelModule();
>Travel Module operating at 96%
>Check.LastEvent();
>Last Event was (687 minutes ago)

>Alert; Anomaly
>AnomalyCheck(Tremors)
>SetWariness(143%)
>DetectSource(VisualModule)
>Source Detected (0.415s)
>AssignThreatValue(NonObstacleThreat w)
>ChooseAction.Avoid(w, ContinuePriority(south))
>MorphingModule.HighVelocityModule(V)
>EngageModule(V)
end of parsing

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Magnetic Impulsor 1
Artifact (U)
Sacrifice Magnetic Impulsor: Target creature you control gains Haste and Hexproof until end of turn. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
>SetPolarity(+);
>Release(MagneticSpellbombNegative, 180 degrees)
>SetPainAssessment(0%)
-AEPMS Command Manuals, Version 0.1.4

((Clothes.....right....Regardless, who is Salve going to take hits for? Will that be decided whenever I'm traveling with someone?))


>>Recalibrating, Recalibrating
>>All Modules Online, Recap
>>Current Mission: <null>
>>Priorities: <null>
>>Scanning Area, Engaging Understanding Module
>>Scan Unsuccesful, Adquire Vantage point
>>Vantage Point Adquired (5.315s)
>>Scanning Area
>>Area Scanned (1.374s)

>>GetPriority: <Null>
>>SetPriority.DetermineOptions()
>>DetermineOptions() = Directions(south, west) = null
>>AssignPriorities
>>Retrieving Buffer Memory (1.7%)
>>Error, Array out of Bounds
>>AssignPriorities
>>west=Unknown Priority
>>Buffer Memory Match with "south"
>>south=Unknown Priority + BMM
>>ChoosePriority(south)

>>Innitiating Movilization Modules
>>Safely Removing Unit from Vantage Point
>>Unit placed safely to Ground Level (3.152s)
>>SetWariness(88%)
>>HeadTo(Direction South)
end of parsing

Name: Salve
Race: Myr
Class: Minion
Personality:
Print(getTraits.Salve());
Result:
>>Artificially Enchanced Personality
>>Levels of servitude and attention are highly enhanced
>>Atunes to owner/contractor/user´s personality and acts likewise
>>Complete lack of morals, subject to blind obedience
>>Complete lack of self-preservation, will often indulge in sacrifices for owner/contractor
parsing finished

Background:
Print(getModelBackLog.Salve(), Skyhand);
Result:
>>Password Accepted
>>Model 1.0.7.3 of AEPSM Assembly Line
>>Creator: Yonard Logest, AEPSM member (license date: <null>)
>>Capaticites: Mana Conduction, Advanced Orders Comprehension Module, Verbal Interaction Module, Sensorial Modules, Enhanced Learning, Durable Steel Plating, Situation Morphing Extremities, Client-Driven Initiative
>>Assigned to: Creator
>>Codename: Salve
>>Mission: Protect and Escort Client (Yonard Logest)
>>State of Mission: Faliure. Date of Failure (153 hours ago)
>>Reason of State of Mission: Temporary cease of function due to user negligence
>>Memory Backlog: Erased at latest deactivation due to user negligence
>>Latest Activation: 97 Minutes Ago
>>Mechanical State: All Modules functioning at 97%
>>Current Mission: <null>
parsing finished

Trait: Charisma
Appearance:

Print(getModelSpecs.Salve());
Result:

>>Base Height: 817 milimeters
>>Base Weight: 34217 grams
>>Base Model: Mirran Classic, Basic Hull
>>Hull Material: Silver/Steel
>>Additional AddOns: None
>>Logo Position: Chest
>>Logo Appearance: AESPM Basic Icon

These are the foul beasts that must be slain in order to achieve Vega´s goals, that´s actually the important word: They must be slain. Any other form of divine punishment can result in miserable failure and dishonor, and thus, Skyhand readied to euthanize these wild mongrels

((Question here: The fact that those things have protection from white means that Skyhand cannot target them?))

Just keep being the stupid removal guy, if they are the only two persons bothering you, keeping afloat shouldn´t be that difficult. A great political tool and a way to stay afloat when you are being dogpiled is Arbiter of Knollridge, he can be blink you back to health if you are low, as well as give any of the other struggling players your favors. Lavinia of the Tenth is an excellent dent to PileOfCreatures.dec, and its a loophole too; not quite removal. Sure you might be getting some less points but its more creative and less damaging than a Day of Judgment

The Primordials are obvious good stuff, Diluvian Primordial nets you a ton of value and resolving a Luminate Primordial means you choose who gets to keep their huge beatstick and who doesn´t. For the early turns, some value ETBs like Sea Gate Oracle and Rishadan Cutpurse or its variants can be reused and salvaged with Whitemane Lions and Deputy of Acquitals for a morphing defense. If you are playing the recommended high-costed drops, Judge Unworthy can get people off your back really, REALLY quickly whenever you have two mana open and fixes your deck to boot. Better if you play the usual Evoke creatures because they enable blink shenanigans and have virtually higher CMCs

Hope that helps, just consider that political demands playing differently, but its very fun to play smart against a supposedly collective force and come out on top. In fact, if they twitch so much for having removal played against them, play Graven Dominator

Law of Azorius, Provision VI.762.8: Loss of creatures due to unexpected changes in the tides of battle is not considered, by any intents or purpose by the law of Azorius, ´Removal´. Punishment and penalties for such demises are filed strictly under the Provision IX.103.7 of ´Combat and Postcombat Tricks´

((Originally, Coward's Bane was going to force the player to sacrifice instead of exiling, however, that would kind of break any form of Leyline of the Void-ish effect and make level 3 Judges slap me across the face))

((I kind of dislike all the options too ): I guess i'll take number 1 and make a proper post later))

Tamiyo´s gonna have some fun

"I believe that called ´looting´, even maybe ´graverobbing´"

Whatever that was, its shape was too perfect to be a simple meteorite. They had stumbled upon either a fossil, an amber, or a creature encased in a thick layer of minerals. In whatever is the scenario, Keesh doubted the colony would accept ´Don´t worry, it only a rock carved in the form of what maybe be an pre-vortexian creature´ for an answer.

Keesh was eager for answers in a professional level, while Eiglem apparently wished for glory in a personal one. She moved a few levers inside her ship, drifting very slowly towards it, making sure to be clear of the aproaching asteroids. The Xoa´s usual vestments are rather versatile, so a combination of a very well designed suit and durable physiology meant that a single pushed button for an air mask was enough to withstand the void of space as she too exited her airlock.

Holding tight, and trusting her steady, preset speed, Keesh stepped atop her ship and observed what perhaps she could also get a better view of this strange to-be creature, carefully detailing whatever was engraved across, marked through, and most importantly, twitched below its rocky cocoon

"He won´t"

Skyhand walked a few steps forward towards the direction the man fled to, taking Vega´s suggestion as an order. Placing his palms on the floor and looking skyward, he chanted a strange language. Rebels were not allowed to escape from the Skyhand, as said the Chord. Ensnaring tendrils emerged from the ground, and they would bury the sinner into submission

Coward´s Bane 3(W/B)U
Enchantment (R)
If a creature would leave the battlefield, but not be put in a graveyard, its controller exiles it instead
"Those who would dare escape judgment are most deserving of it"
-Skychord, Passage 5-26

((OOC: Weird, i could´ve sworn i posted before the latest update, this is the second time my post gets striken out now :V))


With the whining phase done for good, Keesh welcomed back the cold void that is space. During the trip, a quick skimming at her physiological notes confirmed that there were, in fact, no records of mental distabilization of Xoa due to high temperatures. SHe just tucked away the ridiculous memory.

The odd sight is what made the void so enthralling, and after a good slow ride, they reached their destination. Finding debris scattered in such a large planet sounds daunting, but not to Keesh´s deadeye sight. She drifted outside of the planet´s atmosphere, preparing her ship´s software for some drastic scanning

Landscape Projector 3
Artifact (C)
T: Untap target land
"It don´t matter how tiny the hologram. Detail! Detail what i need!"
-Lanma, Xoa Explorer

False Demise/Fool´s Demise?

Both allow you to reccur some of your perilious oozes, namely Acidic (Claims another victim) and Mitotic (Make your opponent rage tracking 4 different kinds of ooze). Progenitor also benefits from the ability of returning to play ASAP. You can also use either to control an enemy creature once it dies.

Also, i would drop the savageries, you have no trampling handy sans Rancor, and even then your creatures don´t have that high of a power, a good ol Overrun seems to be at order, or perhaps something simpler like Tower Above. Also, for some reason this card is Beast-type, but Plaxmanta is an excellent flash creature that protects all your dudes simultaneously, so Plasm Capture doesn´t feels so lonely while waiting in the wings