MTG Salvation

Don't know if relevant or if it goeas here, but me and my friends usually put nicknames to our cards. For example, we call the Steppe Lynx "Purina Cat Chow" and the Squadron Hawk "Fried Chicken for four"

I also put my Goblin tokens names. Half the people say its brilliant. The other half that im an idiot. But all of them laugh. And this also makes them invunerable to Maelstrom Pulse!

I have had that same thought. Of all of the gods and weapons that could go in this deck, Hammer and the Bow seem the most viable. I do like the haste of the Hammer, but in my land light versions I don't find myself with the extra lands very often to make into elementals. Bow has a plethora of abilities and they could all be useful in this environment. The counters could just close out a game, the gain life helps against anything aggro, the flier ping kills Vendillians, Pestermites, and Ornathopters/Blinkmoths/Inkmoths, and the tucking cards could help in any grindy match where you might need more Ends than are in your deck. However, its passive is nearly worthless. Whip is hard to justify since the life gain is unlikely to matter and the activation, though intriguing, is too expensive. Purphoros himself could be fun, makes resolving LE game on the spot for a lot of decks and we have plenty of symbols that he could also attack that turn. Erobos and Nylea seem unplayable. The pump from Nylea is expensive and probably irrelevant and we don't have a ton of green to turn her on. Erobos's passive is mostly irrelevant and we hurt ourselves with land a little too much to pay 2 life for a card.

That's my 2 cents on that cycle in LE.

Really? On April 1st? And the creature type is Troll? Come on now.