Some Assembly Required2BB
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, you may return target creature with converted mana cost equal to 1 less than the exiled creature. I'll just keep recombining the pieces until I have something I'm happy with
Next: An Angel split in half. Her right side radiates light, flying high above a gorgeous plains and she wears a smile, while her left side has dark, shredded wings and is surrounded by darkness and the nighttime sky
OR
A young child laughing merrily as a frail old man is smashed on a conveyor belt behind him
OR
An elf with eyes closed seated on the ground, ocean in front and forest behind them.
Manufactured World4WUUB
Sorcery
Exile all non-land permanents you control. Then reveal card until you reveal that many artifacts, then put those cards into play. Shuffle the exiled cards into your library. My world will be perfect if it's the last thing I do- Feldon of the Third Path
Boon of Angels2WWW
Sorcery
Choose One-
Target opponent gains 10 life and you draw four cards
Put an X/X white angel token with flying onto the battlefield where X is half target opponent's life total (rounded up) as the token enters the battlefield
Entwine 4
Brief TempestXUR
Creature - Elemental Wizard
Haste
When Brief Tempest enters the battlefield, it gets X +1/+1 counters.
Whenever Brief Tempest attacks, each other creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Brief Tempest's power.
Opponents who control at least
Vyain, Aether-Witch2WUB
Legendary Creature- Wizard Horror (Mythic) 2W, Exile another creature you control: Exile target creature. 2U, Exile a card from your hand: Return target face-up exiled card to its owner's hand. 2B, Exile the top card of your library: Exile target card from a graveyard
Whenever Vyain, Aether-Witch deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature at the end of combat.
3/3
Next:
Two characters who are in love on one card
OR
Someone who is the opposite of Vyain, the card above
OR
A character whose main weapon is their beauty.
Kelvare, Emissary of Iroas2RW
Legendary Enchantment Creature- Angel
Flying Constellation- Whenever Kelvare, Emissary of Iroas or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, creatures your opponents control cannot block this turn.
3/3 She leads the armies of Iroas to victory, and her foes know this.
Next:
There is an old man sitting on a tree stump, looking out at us calmly. He may be a druid, a sage or an idiot but his eyes are particularly captivating
OR
An interplay of light and dark- the light shines up from the bottom, entangling with the dark that presses down from above
OR
An arctic volcano is finally erupting, though no one is there to witness it.
Magosi, Mage Unbound2UUU
[+2] Target permanent phases out
[-2] Exile a card from your hand. It gains Suspend. Put two time counters on it.
[-8] Target player takes two extra turns after this one.
5
Next:
A witch who does not mean well to the world around them.
Vexing Mosquito1B
Creature - Insect
Flying, Deathtouch
Vexing Mosquito may block as though it were untapped.
Whenever Vexing Mosquito blocks, lose 1 life.
1/1 No really, wear the bug spray.
A 4-color Treefolk Willow, Child of the ForestWUBG
Legendary Creature- Treefolk Wizard
Indestructible
When Willow, Child of the Forest would be destroyed, instead put two +1/+1 counters on it. 1UU: change the target of target spell to Willow.
3/3 The forest shields and protects her from the outer world, and it has given her time to hone her natural talents.
Next:
A Healer who has lost too many people to keep caring
OR
A villain who is tired of losing to the heroes and just wants to hand up the black cloak
OR
A planeswalker who has decided to lead an army, for any reason other than world conquest or rebellion.
If none of those suit you, I suppose any old Planeswalker will do.
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control dies, exile it. If you do, you may return target creature with converted mana cost equal to 1 less than the exiled creature.
I'll just keep recombining the pieces until I have something I'm happy with
Next: An Angel split in half. Her right side radiates light, flying high above a gorgeous plains and she wears a smile, while her left side has dark, shredded wings and is surrounded by darkness and the nighttime sky
OR
A young child laughing merrily as a frail old man is smashed on a conveyor belt behind him
OR
An elf with eyes closed seated on the ground, ocean in front and forest behind them.
Enchantment
Permanents and spells you control can't be exiled.
Sorcery
Exile all non-land permanents you control. Then reveal card until you reveal that many artifacts, then put those cards into play. Shuffle the exiled cards into your library.
My world will be perfect if it's the last thing I do- Feldon of the Third Path
Next:
3RB
WUUBRRG
RRRRRG
Sorcery
Choose One-
Target opponent gains 10 life and you draw four cards
Put an X/X white angel token with flying onto the battlefield where X is half target opponent's life total (rounded up) as the token enters the battlefield
Entwine 4
Next:
Rancor in Blue or Phage the Untouchable in anything but black or Bogbrew Witch in Green and White
Artifact- Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and First Strike
Army's Raiment can be equipped to any number of creatures
Equip 1
Sorcery
Randomly determine the controller of target creature, artifact, enchantment, and land.
A very merry unbirthday to you
Next:
Lie to Me
Wings of the Dragon
Saunter Vaguely Downwards
Land
t: add 1 to your mana pool
2UBT: Return target creature to its owner's hand
Creature - Elemental Wizard
Haste
When Brief Tempest enters the battlefield, it gets X +1/+1 counters.
Whenever Brief Tempest attacks, each other creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Brief Tempest's power.
Opponents who control at least
Legendary Creature- Wizard Horror (Mythic)
2W, Exile another creature you control: Exile target creature.
2U, Exile a card from your hand: Return target face-up exiled card to its owner's hand.
2B, Exile the top card of your library: Exile target card from a graveyard
Whenever Vyain, Aether-Witch deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature at the end of combat.
3/3
Next:
Two characters who are in love on one card
OR
Someone who is the opposite of Vyain, the card above
OR
A character whose main weapon is their beauty.
Legendary Enchantment Creature- Angel
Flying
Constellation- Whenever Kelvare, Emissary of Iroas or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, creatures your opponents control cannot block this turn.
3/3
She leads the armies of Iroas to victory, and her foes know this.
Next:
There is an old man sitting on a tree stump, looking out at us calmly. He may be a druid, a sage or an idiot but his eyes are particularly captivating
OR
An interplay of light and dark- the light shines up from the bottom, entangling with the dark that presses down from above
OR
An arctic volcano is finally erupting, though no one is there to witness it.
Creature- Demon Rhino
1B: Regenerate Rhixlis, the Stone-Skin
1G, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 Counter on Rhixlis
4/4
Next:
Hag Cleric OR
Basilisk Cockatrice OR
Cat Angel
[+2] Target permanent phases out
[-2] Exile a card from your hand. It gains Suspend. Put two time counters on it.
[-8] Target player takes two extra turns after this one.
5
Next:
A witch who does not mean well to the world around them.
Creature - Insect
Flying, Deathtouch
Vexing Mosquito may block as though it were untapped.
Whenever Vexing Mosquito blocks, lose 1 life.
1/1
No really, wear the bug spray.
Creature- fish
Indestructible
Level up: UUU
0-1: 0/1
1-3: 1/1 Islandwalk
4+: 9/9 Trample, Islandwalk
"Magikarp are useless. Until they're Gyarados. Then run. Run hard.
Next:
Queen of the Dragons
Unacceptable Losses
Spiteful Smirk
Well. *****.
Willow, Child of the Forest WUBG
Legendary Creature- Treefolk Wizard
Indestructible
When Willow, Child of the Forest would be destroyed, instead put two +1/+1 counters on it.
1UU: change the target of target spell to Willow.
3/3
The forest shields and protects her from the outer world, and it has given her time to hone her natural talents.
Next:
A Healer who has lost too many people to keep caring
OR
A villain who is tired of losing to the heroes and just wants to hand up the black cloak
OR
A planeswalker who has decided to lead an army, for any reason other than world conquest or rebellion.
If none of those suit you, I suppose any old Planeswalker will do.