Everflame Master1RR
Creature — Human Shaman [R]
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, replace that spell's text with "This card deals 3 damage to target creature or player." "A wise man once passed on a spell to me that had nurtured his grove for centuries. It was in that moment I realized how malleable spells are and how foolish that man actually was."
3/1
IIW: Make me cringe
Doesn't work properly with spells that aren't already targeting a single creature or player.
Summoning sickness applies only to attacking and to costs with or in their cost. "Tap an untapped creature you control" is none of these things, so you may use Springleaf Drum to draw mana from a creature with summoning sickness.
The Complete Stories, Vol. II4
Artifact (R)
Whenever a player casts a spell, you may reveal a card in your hand with the same name as that spell. If you do, draw a card.
Sir Aureus - This made me laugh. It's definitely fun, although this ability has drifted towards white these days.
Which ability? Changing the creature type of other creatures has always been primarily in blue, and as has "you may tap or untap" a creature. White gets tap effects on spells and creatures and untap effects on spells, but rarely gets any sort of untap effects on creatures. Blue's tappers tend to be uncommon, while white gets them at common.
Morinai Reservist2RR
Creature - Ogre Warrior (R)
Haste, bloodthirst 1
When Morinai Reservist enters the battlefield, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn, after this main phase there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.
3/3
Prospector's Spade0
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has ":1mana:, :symtap:: Put a colorless artifact token named Gold onto the battlefield. It has 'Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.'"
Equip
Chars and ShrikesRWU
Enchantment (R) 1R: Chars and Shrikes deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature's controller puts a 1/1 blue and white Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield. 1R: Chars and Shrikes deals 1 damage to target player. That player puts a 1/1 blue and white Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
Lord of Leviathans7UUU
Creature - Leviathan (M)
Monstrous creatures get +5/+5.
When Lord of Leviathans leaves the battlefield, shuffle your library into your graveyard.
10/10
Whispers of the Muse cost six mana to reuse and didn't come with an unkillable 3/3 body.
This is neither rare nor a frog.
Creature - Frog Archer (R)
Deathtouch
1G: ~ deals 1 damage to target creature with flying.
1/4
IIW: Bad puns are go.
Doesn't work properly with spells that aren't already targeting a single creature or player.
Thud! is Pratchett's best work, in my opinion. Excellent book.
Artifact (R)
Whenever a player casts a spell, you may reveal a card in your hand with the same name as that spell. If you do, draw a card.
IIW: Bad puns are go.
Because it's a holy 2/1 flier for 3 batman.
Which ability? Changing the creature type of other creatures has always been primarily in blue, and as has "you may tap or untap" a creature. White gets tap effects on spells and creatures and untap effects on spells, but rarely gets any sort of untap effects on creatures. Blue's tappers tend to be uncommon, while white gets them at common.
Cardname
Creature - Angel?
Flying
2/1
Creature - Faerie (U)
Flying
U: Target creature becomes a Goat until end of turn.
T: You may tap or untap target Goat.
2/1
IIW: Bad puns are go.
Creature - Ogre Warrior (R)
Haste, bloodthirst 1
When Morinai Reservist enters the battlefield, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn, after this main phase there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase.
3/3
IIW: Bad puns are go.
Artifact - Equipment (U)
Equipped creature has ":1mana:, :symtap:: Put a colorless artifact token named Gold onto the battlefield. It has 'Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.'"
Equip
IIW: Bad puns are go.
Enchantment (R)
1R: Chars and Shrikes deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature's controller puts a 1/1 blue and white Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
1R: Chars and Shrikes deals 1 damage to target player. That player puts a 1/1 blue and white Bird creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
IIW: Bad puns are go.
Was that intended?
Elvish Visionary
Council of Advisors
Merchant of Secrets
Silvergill Adept
Basically, this card is broken in half.