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Vegetable Plot
Enchantment (Rare)
Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Plant creature token and you gain 1 life.
, Sacrifice Vegetable Plot: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's a Plant, a Fungus or a Saproling. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to target creature.
"The cabbages are revolting!"
-Farmer Barik, last words.
IIW: An old mechanic in new colors. (Like Delve in white, or Addendum in red)
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Time Flies U
Creature - Insect {R}
Flying
Time Flies gets +4/+4 during extra turns.
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
- Groucho Marx
1/1
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Chupacabra Cub 1B
Creature - Beast Horror (U)
T, Sacrifice a Goat creature you control: Transform Chupacabra Cub
1/3
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Feral Chupacabra
Creature - Beast Horror
Deathtouch
3/4
IIW: Cabal Minions
1
Enchantment
Skip your draw step.
Whenever you play a card, Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of your next end step.
IIW: Legendary Weapons
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Pocketwatch 0
Artifact
You may skip your upkeep.
IIW: Frogs.
1
Ritual of the Dark Bargain 2B
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put the top card of your graveyard into your hand, if you do, lose 1 life.
2: put the top card of your library into your graveyard, any player may activate this ability.
IIW: Card Advantage in White
1
Grulde, Undead Gravedigger B
Legendary Creature - Zombie (U)
When ~ is put into the graveyard from play, you may return it and another zombie card from your graveyard to your hand.
1/1
IIW: Self portrait as a card.
1
Lumbering Giant 3G
Creature - Giant (U)
When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a forest and put it in your hand.
4/4
"Get it? LUMBERing Giant..." - Urza's Dad
IIW: Coin Flipping
1
Life Finds a Way3GG
Sorcery
Create a 3/3 green plant creature token with the abilities of target creature in your graveyard.
Populate (Put a token onto the battlefield that's a copy of a creature token you control.)
"Painfully, perhaps even dangerously, But life always finds a way."
IIW: Staffs & Wands
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Civil Unrest2WW
Sorcery
Invert2W (If you cast this spell for its invert cost, remove “non” from its rules text.)
Destroy all nonlegendary creatures.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."
A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
IIW: Rats
1
Legendary Artifact Creature - Juggernaut (M)
Trample
When a Juggernaut creature you control attacks, destroy target land. If you do, it's controller creates a basic land token named waste with: T: Add C
4/4
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Rocketwatch 3
Artifact (R)
T: Rocketwatch deals 1 damage to any target.
When you tap an artifact for mana, you may untap Rocketwatch.
"It also tells time!"
IIW: Extra Turn Spells