MTG Salvation

i stab riddle because i wasnt really dead and was supposed to kill my master (damn thats wrong!) i just slipped on a lot of ketchup!

Granted! your not ill now just very very SICK

I wish that things like this wish woudnt happen

im a novice and i need help on an upkeep based deck... any ideas? it also needs to be less than 50 bucks pls help me...:D

granted you arent so tired anymore cause your a tire!

i wish i wasnt a slave of kank
(al praise very powerful and ever ruling overlord emperor king thingy of the world kank!)

zombiemachine dies a stabbity death for posting here again

[i commit a stabbity suicide because i havent been posting a lot]

A VOTE FOR KANKENNON IS A VOTE FOR KANKENNON!
(and fries too.)
YOU ROCK!

i bid
a soni plaistaisioun tree
a phone with 10000000000000000 watts of power
the worlds worst president
THE CODE
the code S3l0H-V-0773H
3 oranges
jack and the beanut stalk
austin powers charm to attract girls
99 red balloons capable of hitting birds
a slingshot with unlimited pebble ammo
a pair of mouses
chocolate mousse
chocolate moose
a remote-controlled house
a treadmill with wheels capable of moving up to 1000 mph
flash's ability to run
superman's indestructible eye
a valentines date with a girl of your choice
a coupon for 2 free buffet dinners at the restaurant of your choice
presidential power
fries

why are we talkin about this stuff?

yes its so terrible that you can only go 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
kilometers with it

i however am a master of all weapons

why have you changed your avatar?

my bid for hulks soul (wait that's me!!!)

a colored tv (black & white only)
300 pieces of never absorbing diapers
80 policemen to escort you around the world
a boat
a front door key to the white house
onion concentrate (to be used in those times when you really have to cry but dont want to.)
a bag of beanuts
a chestnut peeler
a roasting section to be added in your house
fried lobster skins
cranberry that tastes like banana
a healthy diet
a wireless phone that doesnt require a battery or electricity
infinite knowledge about the worlds drainage system
free bling
chrome polish
80 gold bars
a tennis rocket
pipecleaners
rags
a genie
a female genie
your own director
your own movie
your own crew
unlimited bagels
an autograph of every super star in the world
proof that you really own Ebay
college proffesors to be your assistants
the word " orangutan"
an aviary behind your house
a big cover for your house
red light

thats very true... hes the greatest in the non-pingpong playing side of the galaxy

i however never lost a magic the gathering tcg game in the world PERIOD.

Bob is walking down the sidewalk, and he notices an old lady trying to cross the street. Bob, being the nice guy he is, goes over and drop-kicks a kitten into traffic, causing a lot a damage since that kitten was made with nuclear wastes, causing the EPA to come and arrest him. Bob, not wanting to be arrested, decides to fight back by summoning a flock of rabid pigeons to his aid. Amidst the confusion, Bob manages to escape to Chilondoscow, until he realizes that that is not a real place outside of AT&T ads. This revalation causes him to do stand up comedy with bob dole at kazahkstan which was a few miles away from some very scary things, including a large creature which looked exactly like an old lady; the very same old lady that tried to cross the street ealier. She went on a rampage, destroying downtown Tokyo, until Bob stepped in to save the day! Using his Nuclear Waste Kitten, he played monkey in the middle with which helped the old lady to destroy tokyo and make everything look lke cheese...

i have seen you and seen you and seen you cause you just bounce me back again and again and again. 9/10

kank dies a stabbity death for not finishing "kill the giant muffin!"