Primal Impulse3RG
Sorcery (U)
Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +3/+3 and gains haste until end of turn.
IIW: Cards for your favourite New Phyrexian faction.
Carchareon Hydra5GU
Creature — Fish Hydra (M)
Whenever Carchareon Hydra deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards and put that many +1/+1 counters on Carchareon Hydra.
Morph 4GU (You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
3/3
It's a good thing you're doing something productive like making fun of a set that's very much real and playable instead of wasting time working on one of your long-anticipated creative projects.
It's a good thing you're doing something productive like making fun of someone making fun of a set. The knife cuts both ways. If you don't like the post, okay, but the guy has a right to make satirical posts to prove a point. You're just being... Bleh.
It's a good thing you're doing something productive like making fun of somebody making fun of somebody making fun of a set. The knife cuts in three dimensions.
In order to preserve the impartiality of these judgings, I read every card to my housemate. He has only a tenuous grasp of Magic and was only half-listening.
PanchoPonceN: "Honestly I have no idea what you just said." Am Shegar: "It's stupid." willows: "Not risky enough." Chemtrails: "Evolves too fast." Atogaholic: "That's dumb." scarbo: "I like that one. I wish it cost more though."
Winner: Housemate is dumb. Pancho wins. Loser: Housemate.
Gyre BiomancerGU
Creature — Merfolk Shaman (R)
Evolve (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever Gyre Biomancer evolves, it gains your choice of flying, trample, or hexproof. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
2/2
Hi, it's me, the internet's premier Tibalt fanboy!
Thirding IcariiFA. I feel it's important to not just make "Chandra Tibalt of the Three Burn Spells" and call it a day. Also Tibalt was a rubbish skaberen so there's no point meddling with the graveyard for flavour (also also he's part devil, not part demon). Perhaps counterintuitively, I kind of like him in UR, Nin, the Pain Artist style. He is a scientist after all.
Tibbers1UR
Planeswalker — Tibalt (M)
Starting Loyalty: 3
+1: Tibbers deals 2 damage to target player. That player draws a card.
-2: Each player draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.
-6: You get an emblem with “Whenever you draw a card, this emblem deals 2 damage to each opponent.”
scarby: Can't be countered feels pointless. I don't really like the exile, but mana on cast is a fine idea for a card. arby: How can the Eldrazi be real if our eyes aren't real? This is just rehashing the colours vs colourless theme of BFZ. That said, that activated ability is absolutely magical. panchy: Remove affinity for elves, remove the exile clause, and call it a day. Boring, but splashy. It works. celebry: Okay, this is clever. Foe is heaps cute. Good job! togy: Puzzling! I dig it. I'm not sure how to use it, but I dig it. shegy: I don't know, man. Is this gargadon meets slogger meets some other bad card I don't recognise? Nothing here lines up and it makes the design look very confused for it.
Rage of Demons2BB
Enchantment - Aura (M)
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gains trample and rumble X, where X is the number of Swamps you control.
Creatures must block enchanted creature if able.
Sorcery (U)
Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +3/+3 and gains haste until end of turn.
IIW: Cards for your favourite New Phyrexian faction.
Creature — Human Wizard (U)
1U, T: Draw a card. Activate this ability only if you have an odd number of cards in your hand.
0/2
IIW: Behave aggressive.
I just saw Oculus, gurl!
Creature — Fish Hydra (M)
Whenever Carchareon Hydra deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards and put that many +1/+1 counters on Carchareon Hydra.
Morph 4GU (You may cast this face down as a 2/2 creature for 3. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
3/3
Almost an X.
IIW: Fun and/or interesting creature type lines.
I think I like this thread. Somebody do me!
No, really!
Am Shegar: "It's stupid."
willows: "Not risky enough."
Chemtrails: "Evolves too fast."
Atogaholic: "That's dumb."
scarbo: "I like that one. I wish it cost more though."
Loser: Housemate.
Next: Order, please!
Creature — Merfolk Shaman (R)
Evolve (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever Gyre Biomancer evolves, it gains your choice of flying, trample, or hexproof. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
2/2
IIW: Class type lords.
Thirding IcariiFA. I feel it's important to not just make "
ChandraTibalt of the Three Burn Spells" and call it a day. Also Tibalt was a rubbish skaberen so there's no point meddling with the graveyard for flavour (also also he's part devil, not part demon). Perhaps counterintuitively, I kind of like him in UR, Nin, the Pain Artist style. He is a scientist after all.Tibbers 1UR
Planeswalker — Tibalt (M)
Starting Loyalty: 3
+1: Tibbers deals 2 damage to target player. That player draws a card.
-2: Each player draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.
-6: You get an emblem with “Whenever you draw a card, this emblem deals 2 damage to each opponent.”
(I do like that you made him shirtless, though. )
arby: How can the Eldrazi be real if our eyes aren't real? This is just rehashing the colours vs colourless theme of BFZ. That said, that activated ability is absolutely magical.
panchy: Remove affinity for elves, remove the exile clause, and call it a day. Boring, but splashy. It works.
celebry: Okay, this is clever. Foe is heaps cute. Good job!
togy: Puzzling! I dig it. I'm not sure how to use it, but I dig it.
shegy: I don't know, man. Is this gargadon meets slogger meets some other bad card I don't recognise? Nothing here lines up and it makes the design look very confused for it.
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