MTG Salvation

Ah, Magic. Game of kings. Game of intense decision making. Game of taking up way too much space and requiring an opponent with a deck.

i just got home from work today and my mom and my boss were totally going at it on the kitchen table which is totally gross. anyway they saw me and got mad and told me that i wouldn't be allowed to do my blog anymore because i keep trying to tell them about how cool it is and they don't like it when i do that when they're having sex

so anyway i have to stop the blog now :(:(:( pls post a comment if you dont like this and maybe we can get my mom to change her mind when she sees that i'm making friends

THIS IS SO COOL

i was watching excellent germanimation (perhaps the BEST germanimation) "the little polar bear"


anyway i was totally inspired to make my own germanimation. i will haev to move to germany to release it when it's done so that it will not be americanimation lol. here is the first part



this is the part where the guy is SO ******* PISSED bceause his little polar bear has been stolen and he is standing on a windy hill and he is gonna get him back. go get 'em steve!! (the guys name is steve). you can tell he's mad b/c of the eyebrow that was a little addition at the end i hope you liked it

more updates soon, hopefully i can get this movie finished and in theaters in a few months

u to the g to the h my friends i am TIRED.

i was up last night waiting for someone to email me some info about a possible sequel to super mario sunshine but they took forEVER and it was like five am when i gave up and went to sleep. i had to get up super early this morning to go to the mac store so i was like "what"

they ended up not sending the info but when i woke up this morning they had an email for me saying sorry they didn't have the info but here is a super secret cheat for the REGULAR super mario sunshine and they gave me the cheat and i can't tell you what it is because it is a secret. i will tell you that the first step is erasing a 100% save file but believe me the payoff is gonna be worth it if it works.

NEway (that is a cool abbr. my bro. taught me 2day) i got tired of japanimation and i have moved on to germanimation. those nerds watching japanimation just don't get it and will never understand the MATURE THEMES behind such works as "Ring of Fire" by Andreas Hykade and the deep and important and nuanced meanings of the classic "Cap'n Bluebear" by Hayo Freitag

Plus all the animators have funny names and so do the characters so that's a total plus and in the ring of fire one i saw a boob.

okay i just discovered JAPANIMATION ok

ook its like there are these cartoons but theyre not cartoons they're like tv shows with stories and they are so good and i just found out about this yesterday but i have already watched like 30 hours of it (i have two tvs) and bought a bunch more

i went to the japanimation store and i was like "hey gimme some japanimation please" and i was being all polite and stuff and the guy was like "um its ANIME not JAPANIMATION what are you stuck in 1997 or something?" and i was like "nuh uh its YOU who is stuck in 199SIX so SUCK ON THAT" and he scowled and i grinned and he sold me some anime and he said that this one is about some girls and their panties and i think thats pretty kool

the one im watching now is called trigun and its about a guy in a red coat who shoots people and he has some kerazy blond hair and it like stands up totally straight and i decided to do that with my hair but my mom got mad when she noticed that all her pencils and rubber bands were gone

ugh

just ugh

i was sitting here at the apple store minding my own business and writing a blog entry when MY BOSS comes over and is like "hey you can't be on the computers while we're working there is a customer waiting" and i'm like buhhhhh FINE and he made me close the page so i lost the entry. god that guy gets on my nerves so much so anyway just to show him i made the customer wait there until someone else got to him and am writing this post from a computer that's hard to see and the boss hasn't caught me yet!!

i was just at the magic store today and this guy was like "hey do you have any shivan wurms i can buy" and i was like buhhhhhh that card sucks are you stuck in 1996 or something?? and he was totally owned

anyway i was working at the mac store today and someone came in and was like hey can you guys fix my imac and i said sure we can and it turned out to be one of those old style imacs that are huge and stuff and i was like buhhhhhh are you stuck in 1996 or something?? and he was totally woned

then i waswalking home and these people were listening to nirvana in their car really loud so i tapped on the window and they opened it and were like what?? and i said buhhhh what are you stuck in like 1996 or something? so owned

anyway it was a pretty good day, my new transformeres figure came in the mail

ok so here is the promised update about how to build a blue deck

first you take a few teferi because hes rpetty much good in any blue deck. then psionic blast is good if you have them if not that's ok (i dont) also unstable mutation goes great on teferi or also on spiketail hatchling. put in a bunch of counters because theya re nanoying and your teferi will get to swing. finally add a bunch of islands and a minamo for your teferis and an academy ruins and you're done

have fun beating your friends and maybe even winning a tournement or 2 *wink*

well i am home from work now jus letting you all know. if anyone wants to stop by you can my address is 223 se teller st portalnd or 97202 so just meet me here we will play some mario sunshine. i know it isn't a 2-player game but we can trade off ok

hi i am creatin this entry to let you know what has happened in the last 10 minutes since my last entry and also to give a shout out to kingcobweb who asked for one and who runs the blog "the second best blog or possibly worse than that" so here's to u buddy kingcobweb ~*~*~m.u.c.h l.o.v.e~*~*~

so i have been sittin here in the apple store and i got an email from my mom asking me to pick up some frozen chicken on the way back and that is totally not cool because i know we have a bunch of chicken at home and if we don't then that means that mom probably ate it because she is a total hog or maybe it was my dad or maybe the chicken went bad but it doesnt really matter

anyway i totally told her no i aint picking up a chicken because chickens got germs when theyre raw and you're not supposed to eat it unless its cooked (i mean uncooked chicken is how things like rotting chicken happen i mean geez) and i was once in a sceince class and they said that the inside of ur digestive system is just another type of skin so logically you shouldn't touch the raw chicken with any sort of skin not even the skin on your fingers or the skin on the tomato soup that i always buy when i go to safeway (i never tell mom that i got the soup though when i come home and ask for change lol so she always gives me enough change to cover the soup too) so picking up chicken is a really bad idea

so anyway i tell her that and she gets all MAD and comes down here (its like a two block walk but i take the bus because theres like this creepy old guy who lives between here and he's usually in his house where you can't see him but once i could and iw as totally creeped out) and she walks into the apple store and tells me to pick up the chicken and yells at me and i'm like mom don't embarrass me at work and she gets mad and stomps off to talk to my boss

my boss is totally into my mom too which is so gross so they go off to the back room to make out and i am like tooootally grossed out and then they leave and mom says she will pick up the chicken which is cool but my boss will be having dinner with us again which is totally lame and it always makes my dad angry when i joke around with him about mom sleeping around and i don't get it guy just cool down!

anyways that's been my life in the last 10 minutes so see u guys soon + keep reading

i am creating this blog entry to thank fadeblue 4 putting a comment on the last blog entry thanks fadeblue u da man

hey this blog is going to be my little space where i will talk about stuff. did you know that i am going to b a writer some day? yah pretty much i am. this b-log is for practice and also so that i can become a part of the web 2.0 nation. i hope that this blog gets trendspotted in wired and illicit copies of it are traded over limewire and that it is read by people who work for at&t setting wire it will pretty much be the best wire related blog out there, just like it is pretty much the best blog out there about general topics and regular things

i will be sharing my illicit tips for drug dealing over this blog, like for example if you have some paper and a printer you can print out a picture of a pot leaf like this

and cut it out and sell it to some of the stupid stonerheads downtown who hang out outside of the skate park. i haven't tried it myself but i'm pretty sure they'd fall for it because drugs make u a fool and u r a fool if u do drugs anyway that is what my big brother says (with the "u"s i gotta be authentic) and he is in the army soooo i mean i pretty much listen to what he says or else he says he will beat me up and i listened to him when he said that.

i am currently typing this as i work in the apple store and i am pretty good at it and i tell epople who come in here about the mac computers and i have seen some pretty stupid customers and i will tell you about them and also about the dog that lives in the store (i think he goes home at night though or else he would get hungry andlonely but i guess maybe his owner could sleep here too but that seems unlikely i will have to ask about that)

so pretty much, yeah, this is my blog and it is pretty much the best blog and stay tuned because there are going to be some pretty leet updates here soon like one about how to build a blue deck and one about howt o beat super mario:sunshine for the nintendo gamecube (the purple one even though my brother sayds its gay) so yeah.

Pitch black outside.

It was shortly after Exodus had been released. I must have been eleven or twelve. My friend Ryan and I were sitting around a shaky card table, playing... well, what else? Magic.

I began playing Magic in 1994 when I was in second grade, right after Fallen Empires came out. All of my friends were playing and I wanted in on the fun. I was lent decks to play with and had a good time, but didn't have any cards of my own for a month or two.

And then someone gave me their Power Sink.

Ah, Magic. Game of kings. Game of intense decision making. Game of taking up way too much space and requiring an opponent with a deck.