I hire hounds to sniff our the stinky cheese and find you. The hounds promptly devour the cheese, but I have coated there stomachs with plastic, so when they... pass... the cheese will be in good condition
Now I have the Cheese
I find the cure to zombieness like I Am Legend and cure myself. Then I take a mini gun conveniently lying right next to me and kill ALL the zombies. Including Batzombie and Zombie Panther.
I pick the cheese up from the pile of corpses and Now I have the Cheese
I (one of the zombies) break the general rule and turn you into a zombie cat! Zombie cats despise cheese, they only like mouse brains.
Now I have the Cheese (and I'm a zombie)
I take a gigantic magnifying lense and focus the sun into a circle 1 inch in diameter on your forehead. As you scream in pain as it burns a whole through you I snatch the cheese.
Now I have the Cheese
I think something that needs to be taken in to consideration is that Naruto is "the number one ninja of surprises" so I'd expect that just as naruto is about to lose, it turns out that he was a log all along or some crazy bleep like that...
In those video's linked, Ichigo was losing the whole time until he got lucky at the end, while naruto had total dominance over the fight.
Kank?
kitty?
Now I have the Cheese
Anon??
I pick the cheese up from the pile of corpses and Now I have the Cheese
Kank?
Now I have the Cheese (and I'm a zombie)
Nere?
GI?
anon?
Now I have the Cheese
Nere?
In those video's linked, Ichigo was losing the whole time until he got lucky at the end, while naruto had total dominance over the fight.
Is saying "bleep" censor evasion?