Hookers and trophy wives, and they justify it with the $$$.
How do the fat people have the money for hookers and trophy wives? Surely they are too disgusting to get a decent job, and spend all their money on food anyway?
Edit: I mean, if I were an employer I'd have a simple rule for the interview process - if the applicant hangs off both sides of the chair then they are too fat to work for me. Nobody who lets themself get that way can possibly be a hard worker.
What I want to know is, if being a tubby doesn't equate with a lack of sex, then who on earth is sleeping with the fatties and how can they justify it to themselves?
I guess maybe the fatties just hook up with each other? ick
Hey man you should make me a sig-avatar its the new trend. It would be great if it could reference both man's inhumanity to man and some other trends like Nike shoes and yo-yos.
+ possibly an avatar about any hexapedal member of the mandibulata subphylum to match
I would also appreciate if you didn't use any references to Honey, worst movie ever
oh, and could you make it so the bees are disenchanted by the shortcomings of the modern system of democracy in respect to the success of populists, stagnant leadership and the political lethargy it has inspired. And maybe throw in some subtle Ukranian references. thx bro, restrictions breed creativity amirite
Judas!
Gobbo please make an me avatar that chronicles clownfish's betrayal. Try to make it as offensive as possible but still able to be used on mtgsalvation.
Man, when the contest/poll was made to decide the banner, paz/extremestan submitted this sweet banner and then people voted for this crappy one instead.
You've made you own bed and now you can lie in it.
Mayhap you are expecting too much of your TEN YEAR OLD brother. Although obesity is a serious problem nowadays so you should do everything you can to make sure your brother isn't fat. Nothing is quite so abhorent.
How do the fat people have the money for hookers and trophy wives? Surely they are too disgusting to get a decent job, and spend all their money on food anyway?
Edit: I mean, if I were an employer I'd have a simple rule for the interview process - if the applicant hangs off both sides of the chair then they are too fat to work for me. Nobody who lets themself get that way can possibly be a hard worker.
I guess maybe the fatties just hook up with each other? ick
A bottle of Jack couldn't hurt, either.
If only more salvation users understood this and didn't have huge and hideos sigs T_T
tia
Judas!
Gobbo please make an me avatar that chronicles clownfish's betrayal. Try to make it as offensive as possible but still able to be used on mtgsalvation.
edit: hey wait is this
an old sig image I seem to remember someone else having it
This is not your best work old friend
edit: it is still pretty good though
edit2:
but they can use my old sig image, as you can see I'm no longer using it.
make a sig image specifically for me and then if it is good enough I will use it
You've made you own bed and now you can lie in it.
Would you be offended if I called you a scrub for making this scrubby thread?
I thought not. Clearly it isn't an infractable offence.