i wouldn't call it a mid life crisis.
First, i'm not really middle aged. Second i'm not so much in a crisis as i am broke, virtually jobless, and pretty much lonely.
Lots of dookie came crashing down last night. And let me tell you, crashing dookie splatters. And it makes a big freakin mess.
Oh well, in four more days Libra is over. Gulp, mayby scorpio will bring better things.
@Jaede - didn't ignore it, its appreciated. Really.
Maybe we can add a little general numbness to my list of conditions.
@Aggro - That test is either going ot be hard or easy as hell.
@Boobs Video - girl with two soccer balls in her shirt. That video has about as much merit as George W's entire presidency.
Yes it exists, but we all recognize for the farce it is.
Jaede - i am still hot, and i still teach people all the time.
I teach the boys here how to pimp, and i teach people about some random mtg crap.
And in bed i teach every girl a brand new lesson.
@Muck - myspace gives you all kinds of info about people. Assuming that Evan was telling the truth - he has like 3 inches on me.
heehee, sorry shah, but i thought everyone knew that i dont play mtg anymore.
@Nemo - yeah halloween parties rock. Its the one day of the year that girls get to be someone else, get drunk, and sleep with anyone and its all good, cuz its hallowen.
Sorry i didn't fill you in earlier, but you still have 10 days if you want to get here.
Evan is indeed taller than i am.
Aggro - you may be abel to pull it off with a fake Cali ID, you damn tall mofo. I mean you would be like 3k miles away and if you get laid at Guavaween, then... well...
Guavaween -n. 1) a huge party in tampa every October a few days before Halloween. A huge section of the city is fenced off, you are carded to even get in, and then you can go from bar to bar and drink in the street legally. Girls Gone wild is there every year, and you can score a chick with minimal effort. 2)Oni's favorite day of the year.
Here is me trying to explin guavaween to a friend in Tampa. He jsut broke up with his girl, and needs some help getting back into the scene. He picked the right week to do it.
It's in a spoiler so you know its good.
barrick18 (2:12:22 AM): yep
barrick18 (2:12:26 AM): er costume? **** man
barrick18 (2:12:30 AM): your makin this **** hard
onikani (2:12:44 AM): lol
onikani (2:13:05 AM): do you want some fine ass unadulterated consensual sex?
barrick18 (2:13:28 AM): ya
onikani (2:13:42 AM): and so do the other 5k guys there
barrick18 (2:13:47 AM): true
barrick18 (2:13:52 AM): thats the problem LOL
barrick18 (2:13:56 AM): gotta double bag it
onikani (2:13:59 AM): so if you are to get one of the 3k drunk girls
onikani (2:14:05 AM): then you need to stand out
onikani (2:14:25 AM): its a costume party
onikani (2:14:31 AM): either dress up
onikani (2:14:35 AM): or 'dress up'
onikani (2:14:38 AM): ya know?
barrick18 (2:14:40 AM): ya
onikani (2:16:57 AM): last year i went in a decent shirt
onikani (2:17:01 AM): and jeans
onikani (2:17:12 AM): i had no idea i was going and sorta ended up there
onikani (2:17:38 AM): a few random girls started talking to me
onikani (2:17:48 AM): probably coulda gotten some
onikani (2:18:03 AM): but i was meeting someone there
onikani (2:18:09 AM): so i was kinda on a mission
onikani (2:18:12 AM): and trust me
onikani (2:18:15 AM): she was worth it
onikani (2:18:17 AM):
barrick18 (2:18:18 AM): ya?
barrick18 (2:18:20 AM): sweet
barrick18 (2:18:26 AM): so if you didnt wear a costume
barrick18 (2:18:30 AM): why do I need to
onikani (2:18:47 AM): cause this year i want to
onikani (2:19:06 AM): i gots my costume all set
onikani (2:19:12 AM): you dont actually need one
onikani (2:19:16 AM): but it cant hurt
barrick18 (2:19:31 AM): heh im not sure what I would do for one
onikani (2:19:50 AM): hmmm
onikani (2:20:18 AM): a few years ago i went as a nerd
onikani (2:20:24 AM): bought some cheap glasses
onikani (2:20:28 AM): taped up the bridge
onikani (2:20:35 AM): slicked my hair back
onikani (2:20:40 AM): wore a white button up shirt
onikani (2:20:46 AM): black pants
onikani (2:20:51 AM): folded the cuffs up
onikani (2:20:55 AM): had on white socks
onikani (2:21:03 AM): and black sneakers
onikani (2:21:21 AM): and puit a ****load of pens in my shirt pocket
onikani (2:21:28 AM): went to a bar
onikani (2:21:34 AM): and a girl there said
onikani (2:21:51 AM): "you are the best nerd i have ever seen"
onikani (2:22:05 AM): i laughed and thanked her
onikani (2:22:11 AM): and she said,
onikani (2:22:18 AM): "wanna go make out?"
onikani (2:22:39 AM): so we did
onikani (2:22:51 AM): then we wnet outside
barrick18 (2:23:03 AM): heh
onikani (2:23:04 AM): and i did her in my explorer
onikani (2:23:07 AM):
barrick18 (2:23:08 AM): you are forward
barrick18 (2:23:09 AM):
barrick18 (2:23:20 AM): I would be too nervous to do that ****, but thats just because of experence and personality
onikani (2:23:23 AM): *ahem*
onikani (2:23:41 AM): onikani (2:22:11 AM): and she said,onikani (2:22:18 AM): "wanna go make out?"
onikani (2:24:13 AM): dude
onikani (2:24:19 AM): she was hot too
onikani (2:24:24 AM): and when a hot girl says
onikani (2:24:27 AM): "wanna make out"
onikani (2:24:31 AM): you say
onikani (2:24:34 AM): yes
barrick18 (2:24:50 AM): well no ****
barrick18 (2:24:55 AM): oh wait
barrick18 (2:24:57 AM): you didnt say it
barrick18 (2:24:58 AM): ROFL
yeah, me and fu were joking about that last night. It starts with gravity, then goes to friction, then inertia, then
damn women's perogative...*grumble grumble*.
Yeah i guess it works.
How you gonan be jealous of me?
But i'm not telling.
Ok, i'll give a hint, let's jsut say i have a date giving private physics lessons.
Do you want it type 2? Cause then i can't help you worth a squattles.
And yes monkey, terminates make every dec. better.
Yep, he's gay.
First, i'm not really middle aged. Second i'm not so much in a crisis as i am broke, virtually jobless, and pretty much lonely.
Lots of dookie came crashing down last night. And let me tell you, crashing dookie splatters. And it makes a big freakin mess.
Oh well, in four more days Libra is over. Gulp, mayby scorpio will bring better things.
@Jaede - didn't ignore it, its appreciated. Really.
Maybe we can add a little general numbness to my list of conditions.
@Aggro - That test is either going ot be hard or easy as hell.
@Boobs Video - girl with two soccer balls in her shirt. That video has about as much merit as George W's entire presidency.
Yes it exists, but we all recognize for the farce it is.
Best i can tell there are four states you can be in.
1)Awake
2)Asleep
3)Comatose
4)Dead
Since the last two are the most disagreeable options, when you take away number 2, you are really only left with awake.
I'm depressed.
and i feel incredibly alone.
It's 430 am and not a single one of you are one. Not even teh west coasters, its only 1:30 there.
*sigh*
I teach the boys here how to pimp, and i teach people about some random mtg crap.
And in bed i teach every girl a brand new lesson.
@Muck - myspace gives you all kinds of info about people. Assuming that Evan was telling the truth - he has like 3 inches on me.
Or you're taking them again to spend 7 more weeks strin at the booted chicky...
@Nemo - yeah halloween parties rock. Its the one day of the year that girls get to be someone else, get drunk, and sleep with anyone and its all good, cuz its hallowen.
Sorry i didn't fill you in earlier, but you still have 10 days if you want to get here.
Aggro - you may be abel to pull it off with a fake Cali ID, you damn tall mofo. I mean you would be like 3k miles away and if you get laid at Guavaween, then... well...
Here is me trying to explin guavaween to a friend in Tampa. He jsut broke up with his girl, and needs some help getting back into the scene. He picked the right week to do it.
It's in a spoiler so you know its good.
barrick18 (2:12:22 AM): yep
barrick18 (2:12:26 AM): er costume? **** man
barrick18 (2:12:30 AM): your makin this **** hard
onikani (2:12:44 AM): lol
onikani (2:13:05 AM): do you want some fine ass unadulterated consensual sex?
barrick18 (2:13:28 AM): ya
onikani (2:13:42 AM): and so do the other 5k guys there
barrick18 (2:13:47 AM): true
barrick18 (2:13:52 AM): thats the problem LOL
barrick18 (2:13:56 AM): gotta double bag it
onikani (2:13:59 AM): so if you are to get one of the 3k drunk girls
onikani (2:14:05 AM): then you need to stand out
onikani (2:14:25 AM): its a costume party
onikani (2:14:31 AM): either dress up
onikani (2:14:35 AM): or 'dress up'
onikani (2:14:38 AM): ya know?
barrick18 (2:14:40 AM): ya
onikani (2:16:57 AM): last year i went in a decent shirt
onikani (2:17:01 AM): and jeans
onikani (2:17:12 AM): i had no idea i was going and sorta ended up there
onikani (2:17:38 AM): a few random girls started talking to me
onikani (2:17:48 AM): probably coulda gotten some
onikani (2:18:03 AM): but i was meeting someone there
onikani (2:18:09 AM): so i was kinda on a mission
onikani (2:18:12 AM): and trust me
onikani (2:18:15 AM): she was worth it
onikani (2:18:17 AM):
barrick18 (2:18:18 AM): ya?
barrick18 (2:18:20 AM): sweet
barrick18 (2:18:26 AM): so if you didnt wear a costume
barrick18 (2:18:30 AM): why do I need to
onikani (2:18:47 AM): cause this year i want to
onikani (2:19:06 AM): i gots my costume all set
onikani (2:19:12 AM): you dont actually need one
onikani (2:19:16 AM): but it cant hurt
barrick18 (2:19:31 AM): heh im not sure what I would do for one
onikani (2:19:50 AM): hmmm
onikani (2:20:18 AM): a few years ago i went as a nerd
onikani (2:20:24 AM): bought some cheap glasses
onikani (2:20:28 AM): taped up the bridge
onikani (2:20:35 AM): slicked my hair back
onikani (2:20:40 AM): wore a white button up shirt
onikani (2:20:46 AM): black pants
onikani (2:20:51 AM): folded the cuffs up
onikani (2:20:55 AM): had on white socks
onikani (2:21:03 AM): and black sneakers
onikani (2:21:21 AM): and puit a ****load of pens in my shirt pocket
onikani (2:21:28 AM): went to a bar
onikani (2:21:34 AM): and a girl there said
onikani (2:21:51 AM): "you are the best nerd i have ever seen"
onikani (2:22:05 AM): i laughed and thanked her
onikani (2:22:11 AM): and she said,
onikani (2:22:18 AM): "wanna go make out?"
onikani (2:22:39 AM): so we did
onikani (2:22:51 AM): then we wnet outside
barrick18 (2:23:03 AM): heh
onikani (2:23:04 AM): and i did her in my explorer
onikani (2:23:07 AM):
barrick18 (2:23:08 AM): you are forward
barrick18 (2:23:09 AM):
barrick18 (2:23:20 AM): I would be too nervous to do that ****, but thats just because of experence and personality
onikani (2:23:23 AM): *ahem*
onikani (2:23:41 AM): onikani (2:22:11 AM): and she said,onikani (2:22:18 AM): "wanna go make out?"
onikani (2:24:13 AM): dude
onikani (2:24:19 AM): she was hot too
onikani (2:24:24 AM): and when a hot girl says
onikani (2:24:27 AM): "wanna make out"
onikani (2:24:31 AM): you say
onikani (2:24:34 AM): yes
barrick18 (2:24:50 AM): well no ****
barrick18 (2:24:55 AM): oh wait
barrick18 (2:24:57 AM): you didnt say it
barrick18 (2:24:58 AM): ROFL
cell phone muck, cell phone.
I gave her a cell phone, added the line to mine, and i pay the bill.
she gets the net time from her other pimp.