A little Boy wants to be Bill Clinton for Howlloween
but he cant get around with his pants around his ankles
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Why does Hillary have sex with Bill at 5 am everymorning
I say if the Woman does not want her baby it is her choice at least in my releigion the soul of the baby does not enter until birth so I believe the Baby is the Mothers property till then.
I am currently resideing In France and It is a really bad place to live I have a few Humorus stories that are hopefully entertaining.And other random stuff my life is not interesting enough to fill a thread.
The beginning of my journey
well moving to France was a very enjoyable experience ...not really. Are family had the wonderful task of moving 9 70 pound bags, 5 carryons and a dog. well we got started from our house around 11:00 though we were supposed to leave at 10:00 no problem as we had so many bags I was almost completely sealed and squished in the van on the trip to L.A. not to bad we had our last meal on American soil at a burger king were they messed up my order. Well we got to the L.A. airport 2 hours before our flight was sheculed to leave good right well we checked in all our bags some how I still don?t understand how we pulled that off but we did. Well every thing went well till we found the 9th gate of hell, the LAX security screening center we arrived during the worst jam in years and half the people looked ready to riot. finally got in. and went for a mad sprint for the gate made and it didn?t matter as our flight was an hour late we then he had fun I got to put my families 10 pound carryons in the overhead been though I almost killed someone by dropping a 30 pound bag on one person and I also dumped walnuts on someone else. I sat down and the flight went well from there except the food was crap and the only movie that was good was underworld that I brought with me and watched on my laptop. We landed and got our bags to our van witch we rented but we had to get a taxi to get the rest of them. but not without getting yelled at by a french taxi driver .we got to our rented house with only one other incident when our car almost caught on fire .well we finally got to our new home . Of course the House was screwed up as
1. The place had'nt been cleaned since the 50?s
2. We had no Drier
3. No Microwave
4. No phone Line
5. No internet
6. A really S**** TV
but he cant get around with his pants around his ankles
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Why does Hillary have sex with Bill at 5 am everymorning
so she is still the first woman.
GO China
I am not from China but CHina kicks ass.
Yay R_E is back.
Project Mayhem has not come over here.May you forever live on in news.
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My Move to France
The beginning of my journey
well moving to France was a very enjoyable experience ...not really. Are family had the wonderful task of moving 9 70 pound bags, 5 carryons and a dog. well we got started from our house around 11:00 though we were supposed to leave at 10:00 no problem as we had so many bags I was almost completely sealed and squished in the van on the trip to L.A. not to bad we had our last meal on American soil at a burger king were they messed up my order. Well we got to the L.A. airport 2 hours before our flight was sheculed to leave good right well we checked in all our bags some how I still don?t understand how we pulled that off but we did. Well every thing went well till we found the 9th gate of hell, the LAX security screening center we arrived during the worst jam in years and half the people looked ready to riot. finally got in. and went for a mad sprint for the gate made and it didn?t matter as our flight was an hour late we then he had fun I got to put my families 10 pound carryons in the overhead been though I almost killed someone by dropping a 30 pound bag on one person and I also dumped walnuts on someone else. I sat down and the flight went well from there except the food was crap and the only movie that was good was underworld that I brought with me and watched on my laptop. We landed and got our bags to our van witch we rented but we had to get a taxi to get the rest of them. but not without getting yelled at by a french taxi driver .we got to our rented house with only one other incident when our car almost caught on fire .well we finally got to our new home . Of course the House was screwed up as
1. The place had'nt been cleaned since the 50?s
2. We had no Drier
3. No Microwave
4. No phone Line
5. No internet
6. A really S**** TV