Demon's Arbor
Land
Whenever you tap a land for mana, Demon's Arbor deals 1 damage to you.
:symtap:: Add :symb::symg: to your mana pool.
When you control no untapped forests, sacrifice Demon's Arbor.
Why is this a goal? Are you concerned about legal consequences? Are you using age as a proxy for something else?
The standard MTGS forums are PG 13. Content in the Gutter does not follow this PG 13 rule. In order to ensure that members who apply for the Gutter are old enough to view this content, be respectable, follow rules, and act maturely in the subforum, the picture helps as an identifier of that. Movies that have excessive language will be rated R, which requires a photo ID and age of at least 17 to see. In some ways, the photo works as an ID in this sense.
This is exactly what makes me hope that the Gutter ends up being shut down for good. You may not consciously intend this, but that line of reasoning boils down to "we only accept people who are good enough to post in the Gutter." The strange thing is, I think I might actually be more OK with it if that was an explicit statement rather than being danced around in these ways. If the staff decide that the Gutter is the place for the MTGS elite, and you need a VIP pass to enter? That's actually fine! That's at least a straightforward situation that can be easily evaluated.
But everyone can apply and be accepted, except for those that have had prior problems with the Gutter, or are rejected under explicit circumstances.
The problem is if you then don't claim that the Gutter is where the better people are. If that is not true, then what is the bad thing that will happen if you remove the entire application process - maybe check a "I am 18+" box at most - and simply make the Gutter a subforum like any other?
If you remove the application process, then you are essentially making the Gutter a part of the normal forums. If the Gutter is then part of the normal forums, then it cannot be deemed a PG 13 forum.
Stalking Megathron
Artifact Creature - Construct
Cumulative Upkeep - Put the top 2 cards of your library into your graveyard.
When Stalking Megathron attacks, you may put a creature from your graveyard onto the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.
5/4
Quagmire Sloth :3mana::symb::symb:
Creature - Beast Minion
Swampwalk
When Quagmire Sloth enters the battlefield, put a filth counter on target land.
Lands with filth counters on them are swamps.
:symb::symb::symb::symb:: Put a filth counter on target land.
4/2
Lapsing Sphere
Artifact
Lapsing Sphere enters the battlefield tapped.
:1mana:,:symtap:: Put Lapsing Sphere and target creature on top of its owners library.
Krark-clan Roulette :2mana::symr::symr:
Sorcery
Discard any number of cards, then flip 3 coins. For each flip you win, Krark-clan Roulette deals that much damage to target creature or player. For each flip you lose, Krark-clan Roulette deals twice that much damage to target creature or player of target opponent's choice.
Languid Pincher
Artifact Creature - Pincher
Languid Pincher doesn't untap during your untap step.
:4mana:: Untap Languid Pincher, then put a +1/+1 counter on it if it was untapped.
3/3
I'm probably staying home for most of the time. It's tradition that I hang out with my dad on the back porch in the afternoon. Might go to a friends cookout in the evening, but I'm looking to just chill.
X-Ray Vision :2mana::symu::symr:
Instant
Look at the top X cards of target player's library, where X is the number of cards in his or her hand. You may exchange any cards in their hand with those cards on top of their library. Then, X-Ray Vision deals damage to that player equal to the number of nonland cards in his or her hand.
Rainwisher :symg::symg::symg:
Creature - Elf Druid
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
Threshold - When Rainwisher enters the battlefield, search your library for up to two forest cards and put them onto the battlefield tapped. Then Shuffle your library.
1/1
Saw Brave tonight with my gf. Worst of the non-Cars Pixar Movies, but that's not necessarily an insult. It's good, but not great. It's kinda shallow and mundane, but it still has some Pixar charm.
I've heard mixed reviews. Is it worth seeing?
I saw Moonrise Kingdom on friday. It was quirky and well-done, but some of the humour is odd and may not appeal to everyone. I'd recommend it though.
Xantid Birdeater :3mana::symg::symg:
Creature - Insect Mutant
Flying
When Xantid Birdeater attacks, you may destroy target creature with flying. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on Xantid Birdeater.
Spells you play with converted mana cost equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on Xantid Birdeater can't be countered.
2/5
Land
Whenever you tap a land for mana, Demon's Arbor deals 1 damage to you.
:symtap:: Add :symb::symg: to your mana pool.
When you control no untapped forests, sacrifice Demon's Arbor.
The standard MTGS forums are PG 13. Content in the Gutter does not follow this PG 13 rule. In order to ensure that members who apply for the Gutter are old enough to view this content, be respectable, follow rules, and act maturely in the subforum, the picture helps as an identifier of that. Movies that have excessive language will be rated R, which requires a photo ID and age of at least 17 to see. In some ways, the photo works as an ID in this sense.
But everyone can apply and be accepted, except for those that have had prior problems with the Gutter, or are rejected under explicit circumstances.
If you remove the application process, then you are essentially making the Gutter a part of the normal forums. If the Gutter is then part of the normal forums, then it cannot be deemed a PG 13 forum.
Artifact Creature - Construct
Cumulative Upkeep - Put the top 2 cards of your library into your graveyard.
When Stalking Megathron attacks, you may put a creature from your graveyard onto the battlefield under your control tapped and attacking.
5/4
Creature - Beast Minion
Swampwalk
When Quagmire Sloth enters the battlefield, put a filth counter on target land.
Lands with filth counters on them are swamps.
:symb::symb::symb::symb:: Put a filth counter on target land.
4/2
Artifact
Lapsing Sphere enters the battlefield tapped.
:1mana:,:symtap:: Put Lapsing Sphere and target creature on top of its owners library.
Mana Tremor :4mana::symr::symr:
Sorcery
Destroy target land. Mana Tremor deals 2 damage to each creature.
Sorcery
Discard any number of cards, then flip 3 coins. For each flip you win, Krark-clan Roulette deals that much damage to target creature or player. For each flip you lose, Krark-clan Roulette deals twice that much damage to target creature or player of target opponent's choice.
Artifact Creature - Pincher
Languid Pincher doesn't untap during your untap step.
:4mana:: Untap Languid Pincher, then put a +1/+1 counter on it if it was untapped.
3/3
Instant
Look at the top X cards of target player's library, where X is the number of cards in his or her hand. You may exchange any cards in their hand with those cards on top of their library. Then, X-Ray Vision deals damage to that player equal to the number of nonland cards in his or her hand.
Creature - Elf Druid
:symtap:: Add
Threshold - When Rainwisher enters the battlefield, search your library for up to two forest cards and put them onto the battlefield tapped. Then Shuffle your library.
1/1
I've heard mixed reviews. Is it worth seeing?
I saw Moonrise Kingdom on friday. It was quirky and well-done, but some of the humour is odd and may not appeal to everyone. I'd recommend it though.
Creature - Hellion
Trample, Deathtouch
6/5
Creature - Insect Mutant
Flying
When Xantid Birdeater attacks, you may destroy target creature with flying. If you do, put that many +1/+1 counters on Xantid Birdeater.
Spells you play with converted mana cost equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on Xantid Birdeater can't be countered.
2/5