whoa, I have got to check back here every so often. I've been learning guitar and playing katamari damacy which ate up all my clan time. I don't know if I'll check back much but I just wanted y'all to know I'm not dead yet! Just lazy. I have been playing with the GIF animations in photoshop, as my craptacious avatar shows. Later everybody.
I beleive in some form of afterlife, but I still would do just about anything to live, because frankly I want to be here, I enjoy it, its fun (most of the time) As long as you're alive theirs always chance to get better, no matter what the cynics say. But the minute you're dead, you're dead for good. There's no coming back.
Im actually surprised that the majority is in people who wouldn't mind dying if they had to, and they still dont beleive in the afterlife. Thats just like giving into the void of nothingness....creepy. I'm not going againts you, it's just surprising.
silent hill all the way. I love the games and from what I've seen of the trailer, it looks as if the story is faithful to the game, well besides the whole harry becoming a woman thing, which I think I can stand.
I bid:
1) One new websters dictionary entry, to be written by you concerning any new word you deem exspecially vital to the english language, even if it is on par wih buttrimpling.
2) A brand new color, yesI said a brand new color, never before seen this side of our dimension, not yet included in the visual spectrum we have all come to know and love through all those trippy album covers. And just to clarify, Im not talking about some weak new shade or mixing of those boring blues and greens that come with a martha stewart name like burnt hazelmuffins, but a brand spanking new color. I may even let you name it.
3) A sixth toe! Both a great party conversation starter and a surefire way to pick up chicks, this abnormal deformity spells fun like no other handicap can! Included with this fabulous bid, is an all expenses paid trip to the Democratic Republic of the Congo where our team of highly professional militant doctors will attach the toe absolutely free of charge! Weapons and ammunition are optional, although highly recommended.
4)uhhh...lets see... Beefybot digs around his house
how about some frnch toast....which got trapped behind the couch and is now an awesomely awesome green color. And um, heres some....pills, I don't know what they are, heck they might even be tic tacs, try em and find out! and finally to top it all off, how about...my grandmother...shucks I got nothing after the sixth toe.
Oaf the Giant.
Oaf is a 9 foot 5 inch tall excessively tall human with a personality disorder (he's fiesty) and a slur. Oaf has blue eyes, brown hair and a mental handicap. He enjoys candlelight dinners and burning things along with stomping and humming. His musical talent is second only to the infamous Rupert Holmes. If you're lucky you might even get a reasonably sound batman theme out of him.
Oaf is very gullible and will follow your every whim and order so long as you use no more than two syllables a word and speak in a soft monotone voice. He is an expert pillager, squirrel hunter, penny flattener, wrecking ball and master keyboardist all in one. All it takes is one sould and he's yours.
Beefybot is not responsible for any lost or broken limbs, internal bleeding, anal vomiting, broken doorways, deafness, burning, irritation of the soul and lungs, breast cancer, stolen wardrobes, killer guitar riffs, tsunamis, mimes, death, near death, pain, flaming hemmoroids, obsessive button pushing disorder, vertigo, heartbreak, random street clubbings or diarrhoea. Consult a necromancer or other trained physician before accepting Oaf and remember that a health Oaf is a fun Oaf!
Puchik2- Oh no if you've looked at my screenplay (all 3 1/2 pages of it) you'd realize it isn't worth the bother. By short movie I meant home made zombcrapular short movie, nothing serious.
Several. Theres one i'm really in to right now. I think I'm like 14,000 words right now. I'm also writing/editing a couple of short stories and novellas. I just submitted this one short story to a state writing contest, so i'm waiting to get word back on that. If i ever publish or become even moderately famous I'll make sure to tell you all.
Edit- My craptacular short movie script 'Brunch of the Dead' is in my sig. Check it out, it's bad and I know it.
It was a sunny day.:sunny: Our hero, Kanko, :samus2: was loitering about eating spam because he was poor. when suddenly the clouds parted and a man appearead. :spock: IT WAS SPOCK! He gave Kanko a key :Key3:and told him to go to the Quickie Mart. Kanko did this. :samus3: At the Quickie Mart Kanko met the cashier, a Hindu wizard :bmage: named Fred. Kanko asked if there was anything with a lock :lock:he could open with his key :Key3:. Fred became angry. :swear:Kanko pulled out the two magnums he always kept handy. :guns:There was a great duel between Fred and Kanko. :duel: At the edge of defeat, Fred :bmage: summoned his personal Lord of the Dance squad.
kanko did not know what to do! He then saw a flaming sword :Sword7: hidden behind the spam display. Kanko picked it up and set the entire dance squad on fire.
With Fred :bmage: and his dance squad defeated, Kanko :samus2: unlocked the lock :lock:with his key :Key3:. Inside the safe was a wondrous food parcel. Kittybread! Suddenly the clouds parted and Spock reappeared. :spock:
He said: KANKO! THIS BREAD IS GOOD! EAT IT! Kanko :samus2: did so. But Spock had tricked Kanko. The bread was poisonous and he died. :dead:
:spock: <Ha, Spock is the greatest! None shall defeat me!)
Hail sucks
those icy golfballs from space
always hitting me in the face
hey check it out..you've got mail
just kidding sucker! heres some hail!
pounding away as you run under cover
want to get your neighbor and just shove her
in the open, watch her get hit by them all
watch her scurry and scamper, then take a fall
as she tries to escape, guess what you can't
cause hail sucks!
You heathen! I'm alright with hating iPods, but hating DVDs! DVDs?! Who buys VHS anymore? It's like the freaking stone age... I remember seeing a new VHS of The Fantastic Four for like twenty bucks and thinking, "Who buys this crap? Well, not only that movie, but that movie on VHS!"
Dude, its the fantastic 4- no one would buy that crap if the DVD was diamond plated and covered in nudie pics. I think just the opposite. I see the DVD for 20-25 bucks, then I look in the VHS bin and see the same movie for 4-6 dollars. Screw those crappy deleetd scenes and oh so entertaining directors commentaries they throw in. I'll save myself about 15 bucks and stick with the classic. I'll even throw in some examples of my fine money saving movie collection.
Gladiator- $6
Dawn of the Dead (original)- $4
Reservoir Dogs- $4
Saving Private Ryan- $4
all 3 Lord of the Rings- $4-6
I'd be lucky to get oen DVD for the price of 4-5 VHS. I may be a heathen, but at least i have an affordable movie collection.
I have no idea why I'm ranting about this on the iPod thread. I aplogize, but I had to make my point. New tech is expensive...
I read the autobiography of Malcolm X this year. That was pretty damn good. It really twists your perspective on the world if you're unfamiliar with malcolm X and his ideas.
I'm working on Huckleberry Fin now, which is good also.
I'm having way too much fun with these GIF animations.
vampires in politics? Thats not absurd at all.
Im actually surprised that the majority is in people who wouldn't mind dying if they had to, and they still dont beleive in the afterlife. Thats just like giving into the void of nothingness....creepy. I'm not going againts you, it's just surprising.
1) One new websters dictionary entry, to be written by you concerning any new word you deem exspecially vital to the english language, even if it is on par wih buttrimpling.
2) A brand new color, yesI said a brand new color, never before seen this side of our dimension, not yet included in the visual spectrum we have all come to know and love through all those trippy album covers. And just to clarify, Im not talking about some weak new shade or mixing of those boring blues and greens that come with a martha stewart name like burnt hazelmuffins, but a brand spanking new color. I may even let you name it.
3) A sixth toe! Both a great party conversation starter and a surefire way to pick up chicks, this abnormal deformity spells fun like no other handicap can! Included with this fabulous bid, is an all expenses paid trip to the Democratic Republic of the Congo where our team of highly professional militant doctors will attach the toe absolutely free of charge! Weapons and ammunition are optional, although highly recommended.
4)uhhh...lets see...
Beefybot digs around his house
how about some frnch toast....which got trapped behind the couch and is now an awesomely awesome green color. And um, heres some....pills, I don't know what they are, heck they might even be tic tacs, try em and find out! and finally to top it all off, how about...my grandmother...shucks I got nothing after the sixth toe.
Oaf the Giant.
Oaf is a 9 foot 5 inch tall excessively tall human with a personality disorder (he's fiesty) and a slur. Oaf has blue eyes, brown hair and a mental handicap. He enjoys candlelight dinners and burning things along with stomping and humming. His musical talent is second only to the infamous Rupert Holmes. If you're lucky you might even get a reasonably sound batman theme out of him.
Oaf is very gullible and will follow your every whim and order so long as you use no more than two syllables a word and speak in a soft monotone voice. He is an expert pillager, squirrel hunter, penny flattener, wrecking ball and master keyboardist all in one. All it takes is one sould and he's yours.
Beefybot is not responsible for any lost or broken limbs, internal bleeding, anal vomiting, broken doorways, deafness, burning, irritation of the soul and lungs, breast cancer, stolen wardrobes, killer guitar riffs, tsunamis, mimes, death, near death, pain, flaming hemmoroids, obsessive button pushing disorder, vertigo, heartbreak, random street clubbings or diarrhoea. Consult a necromancer or other trained physician before accepting Oaf and remember that a health Oaf is a fun Oaf!
On a side note, for a full view of my work, check out my photobucket at http://photobucket.com/albums/d125/Beefybot/
Edit- My craptacular short movie script 'Brunch of the Dead' is in my sig. Check it out, it's bad and I know it.
The Wrath of Spock
It was a sunny day.:sunny: Our hero, Kanko, :samus2: was loitering about eating spam
kanko did not know what to do! He then saw a flaming sword :Sword7: hidden behind the spam display.
With Fred :bmage: and his dance squad defeated, Kanko :samus2: unlocked the lock :lock:with his key :Key3:. Inside the safe was a wondrous food parcel. Kittybread!
He said: KANKO! THIS BREAD IS GOOD! EAT IT! Kanko :samus2: did so. But Spock had tricked Kanko. The bread was poisonous and he died. :dead:
:spock: <Ha, Spock is the greatest! None shall defeat me!)
those icy golfballs from space
always hitting me in the face
hey check it out..you've got mail
just kidding sucker! heres some hail!
pounding away as you run under cover
want to get your neighbor and just shove her
in the open, watch her get hit by them all
watch her scurry and scamper, then take a fall
as she tries to escape, guess what you can't
cause hail sucks!
Dude, its the fantastic 4- no one would buy that crap if the DVD was diamond plated and covered in nudie pics.
Gladiator- $6
Dawn of the Dead (original)- $4
Reservoir Dogs- $4
Saving Private Ryan- $4
all 3 Lord of the Rings- $4-6
I'd be lucky to get oen DVD for the price of 4-5 VHS. I may be a heathen, but at least i have an affordable movie collection.
I have no idea why I'm ranting about this on the iPod thread. I aplogize, but I had to make my point. New tech is expensive...
I'm working on Huckleberry Fin now, which is good also.