Yeah, it's like a Fanfic.
Imagine a heist movie, and the protagonist goes:
"I got the best team to rob that bank: Nicolas Cage, Michael Jordan, Pewdiepie, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Kate Perry, Russel Brand and Elon Musk!"
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sckazinski posted a message on OTJ Outlaws of Thunder Junction Worldbuilding and StoryPosted in: Magic Storyline -
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caulkwrangler posted a message on New UrbraskBill Urabrasky is a sonofa*****! A two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball! I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury! Did I ever tell you about the time Urabrasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Urabrasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, "Here we are." We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Urabrasky yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found em!" He once had sex with a cigarette machine! If you drop a phonograph needle on Urabrasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds"! To Bill Urabrasky!!!Posted in: The Rumor Mill -
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The Great Lobachevsky posted a message on [MOM] Rona, Herald of Invasion // Rona, Tolarian Obliterator — Jack Torrance previewHelloooo, Grixis combo with Nin and her staff!Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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Simto posted a message on [MOM] Rona, Herald of Invasion // Rona, Tolarian Obliterator — Jack Torrance previewPosted in: The Rumor MillQuote from Spaz350 »I can't help but read that flavor text in the voice of Satan from Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny. I want to, but God help me, I can't.
The guy hiding in the doorway is probably going "FuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUCK" like Jack and Kyle -
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Grixh posted a message on [ONE] Sylvok Battle-Chair — @wizards_magic (Twitter) previewNeeds an alt art with a Sylvok wrestler hitting someone with a folding chair.Posted in: The Rumor Mill -
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Courier7 posted a message on [ONE] Cephalopod Sentry — h0lydiva previewPosted in: The Rumor Mill -
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The Lord of Tresserhorn posted a message on [ONE] Rustvine Cultivator — Official Magic Discord previewVines? We have TikTok for that now...Posted in: The Rumor Mill -
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Jh216 posted a message on Rumor…return….of…priceless treasures (very huge “if”)Posted in: The Rumor MillQuote from Spaz350 »So... Are we actually buying this story that they FOUND entire cases of Legends?
There is a good chance they will suddenly find some Antiquities boxes for the Brothers’ War. -
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Dontrike posted a message on Unfinity coming out October 7th and another pictureI completely forgot this set was supposed to exist thanks to the 50+ releases that Magic goes through a year now.Posted in: The Rumor Mill -
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TetzaHexloq posted a message on [CLB] The full set of Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur's GateTheres still the commander decks to come probably next week.Posted in: The Rumor Mill - To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
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Bonus points for yelling "Headshot!" every time you kill a creature and draw a card, though.
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Also, if anything happens to Tinybones I'm burning the entire plane down.
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That black Stuffy Doll, though... not requiring you to lock onto one opponent only, plus being an evasive critter and source of card draw when needed? Sign me up.
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I'll take Blazing Volley as a one mana one-sided board wipe that gains you 10+ life and triggers Guttersnipe and company any day.
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