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  • posted a message on Build A Card *Salvation Version*
    Fall From Grace 2WBB
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on Ima GONNA GO AWAY for a bit!
    Im leaving to go to Fiji. Because a lot of the people there dont have PDAs with internet connection, I guess I wont be posting as much for the next two weeks.

    BYE BYE.
    Posted in: Special Occasions
  • posted a message on Soul Market V: Run by Kankennon
    Dont want to see a picture of me? Fine! *puts away 8x10*

    OK, for Kak's soul of funniness, I bid... uh...

    This!



    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHHA!

    Woo! Man... haha... Dead children... Murdered by Samurai...
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on hello
    Heya! Welcome!
    Posted in: Introduce Yourself
  • posted a message on [NATIONS]
    i dont want it to die either. although I havent posted... once... I still read the forums regularly.
    Posted in: Retired Threads
  • posted a message on Soul Market V: Run by Kankennon
    What to bid... What to bid...

    OK, I got it.

    You know me as The Awwsomo DrunkenBeetle, yes?

    How would you like to know... What I REALLY look like? Yes, that's right, give me nan's banner-making soul of the owl and I'll send you a picture of me!

    I'm sure you feel that tingle of curiosity in your stomach... Or you have to take a dump, its basically the same feeling.
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Soul Market V: Run by Kankennon
    Hmm... Nice gimmik round!

    OK, I'll start my answers now!

    1. Hmm... Thats a lot of people... Well, lets see... The Olsen Twins would be a no, since when I cannibalize one of them, the other will freak and run away or something... Hulk Hogan would try to eat me first... Michael Jackson wouldnt make a meal...

    Ya, the correct answer has to be Martha Stewart. She has been eating well for many years, but not making herself full of unhealthy fats. Not to mention she might tell me how to make her sweet meat go well with whatever we had on the island...

    2. WTF??? OK, seriously, lets take a step back George Lucas. I want you to understand what you are doing. The first Star Wars movies you made thirty years ago were timeless classics that people will forever cherish. That would be good enough for anyone, but NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You have to create a massive empire out of this to squeeze every nickel out of the fans of your now crappy story. You made the first movies so well! What happened afterwards? Heres what I think you did: After a long sleep, you went into your kitchen and ate a box of Alphabits and took a laxative. You preceded to **** over a piece of paper, which you then sent to your studio to make Episode 1. Dumb ass! How high were you when you thought of Jar Jar? How stupid do you think your fans are when you come out with Pod Racing? Do you really think we give a crap that Anakin was this poor guy who banged this chick that he said he loved and the Jedi didnt like it? Bull! Vader was awesome cause he killed children and flipped people the bird like no ones business. By the way, that last scene where he' s shouting "Noo! NOO! NNOOOOOOO!" was like watching Rocky 5 while having your nuts scratched out with pineapple skin.

    3. Hmm... Hammer + Midget = Fun... Fun + Roulette Wheel = Bad Vacation In Vegas... Vegas + Nothing Better To Do = No money lost, No money gained...
    Obviously the plan is to feel happy that I have broke even. Unline the midget, he should have known being short would suck. He gets no sympathy.

    I hope that you enjoyed my answers. And to the rest of you, NO CHEATING! Ya, im talking to you Sir Bakley! With your beady, shifty eyes... hisssss!
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on The Avatar Rating Thread!
    This could use the morph effect. 3/5
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Greetings from South Africa ... !
    w00t w00t w00t

    hey
    Posted in: Introduce Yourself
  • posted a message on World's Worst
    Pin it up on a wall and sell it as art.

    WW martial art
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Build A Card *Salvation Version*
    Strange Incarnation
    Creature - Incarnation
    Haste
    Strange Incarnation comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it for each tapped land in play.
    Posted in: Custom Card Contests and Games
  • posted a message on The Sig Rating Thread!
    AQUA TEEN! cool.

    Quote is cool.

    The stuff in between is too.

    Im just glad I understand it, as I dont watch a lot of the anime that used to fill your sig.

    5/5
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Evolution right in front of our faces
    aww... what a cute elephant...

    This story has been told a lot. Its artificial evolution, mind you, but evolution all the same. There is a certain crab (i dont know what its called or where its from... maybe someone can help if they've heard this story) that has been harvested for centuries in Japan. However, the villagers take care only to eat certain crabs, as some are supposedly the spirits of Samurai. Their markings on their back make strange shapes, and some do really look like Samurai faces. As a result, most of the crabs in the lake have Samurai on their backs.
    Posted in: Debate
  • posted a message on World's Worst
    "Honey, I hope you remember that my parents are coming over tonight."
    "Damn... hmm... Comatol..."

    WW prequal to a hit movie.
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
  • posted a message on Make a dumb wish foundation. #4 i think.
    Granted! Now BURN!!! Mwahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha!

    I wish I knew the name of the guy who plays Tobias in Arrested Developement.
    Posted in: Other Forum Games
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