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  • posted a message on What are you listening to right now? [thread rule in first post]
    Mille Small - My boy Lollipop

    "Hey wait, aren't you dead" - Pariah, the Penguin a voice in my head.

    Oh, wait yeah, i am dead, sorry bout that. Shnoodles.
    Posted in: Entertainment Archive
  • posted a message on The End
    Good news everyone! I'm leaving, for good!

    Without getting into too much detail, I'm just not getting any enjoyment from conversing with people on here, and its just generally causing me more annoyance then fun.

    I'm also deleting all my AIM names and e-mail addy. So my sincere apologies go out to the few people I actually liked on here, im sure you know who you are.

    Im sorry to Dragyn Mayge and Washu that I wasn't able to get to know you better, you both seemed really fun and interesting and its a bummer that I wont be able to learn more about you. You were not like the otheres.

    Lest anyone think this has anything to do with some MT kids, keep in mind I've been meaning to do this for about a month now, and im not just leaving the magic boards. I wont be on the internet anymore at all in any form.

    Mods, can you do me one last favour that would mean a whooole lot to me? Is there anyway I could get my sig changed to "Deceased" that would be really nice, thank you.

    Well, it's been fun, kinda.

    Thank you, Im Sorry, I Love You
    Posted in: Special Occasions
  • posted a message on Can Other People See Snuffleupagus?
    Thanks Dragon-Mayge hon, i reported the post as well. I hate to be a tattle-tale, but im just totally bored of having to go back and forth with trolls. It was fun the first 3,000 times, but now its just getting annoying. I'd like to just have a nice casual conversation with people, without having to explain and defend myself every friggin word I say.

    Hmmm, I guess my friend was just hallucinating. I too could have sworn I saw the baby snuffleupagus characther within the past few months. I guess she must have heard it incorrectly. I couldn't find any info on yahoo about a characther on Sesame Street getting hit by a drunk driver at all.

    Thanks so much Dragon and Plastik
    Posted in: Talk and Entertainment
  • posted a message on Can Other People See Snuffleupagus?
    Wow, Thank you Jon! That was exactly the kind of answer I was looking for! That pretty much explains it.

    But now I have another question on the same subject. My friend told me that apparently at one point Snuffleupagus had a child of some kind, I do vaugelly remember seeing a snuffleupagus-like characther with a bonnet and a pacifier. Whats funny is that she told me apparently the characther was "killed off" when it was hit by a drunk driver. Is my friend totally hallucinating, or did sesame street actually have the balls to pull this one of?
    Posted in: Talk and Entertainment
  • posted a message on [Official Thread] Mono-Black Control
    Quote from thejackal917 »
    hmmm... i still wouldn't go back to running Horobi even though it stop that jitte sillyness, because everyone runs the legendary lands or some way to target him. Also you have to run the tooth of whatever to make him really effective. have you tried yokura in place of Horobi? i think he might work a little better, this would also let you take out the teeth for more removal. distress is good because it lets you get rid of things that are hard for black to get rid of once they hit the field(artifacts, enchantments). but if you don't want to run it thats fine, just make sure you run oblivion stone in the mb or sb to deal with the the random stuff people play(karma, jitte, ect...)

    i have actually dropped some of my hand disruption from the md as well in favor of running damping matrix again. heres my pile of black garbage as well:tongue2:



    Yokura is pretty cool, but I guess the Horobi choice is more of a meta thing. My area has been strictly aggro since around Ice Age, so lots of fast big ground creatures, with little to no removal or anything to target my horobi. More often then not, Horobis "death" thing has helped me more then its hurt me, with or without the teeth. Plus he's flying, and thats always fun.

    Why the harvesters over the Kokusho? I was actually running Harvester over Kokusho for a bit, but then I started running Kokusho and realized how super neat he is.
    Posted in: Standard Archives
  • posted a message on [Official Thread] White Weenie
    The reason I like to play Skirmisher as early as possible, is that I usually tend to have a bonesplitter in hand so that I could be swinging for 6 in the air as early as possible.

    A cool play for me might be something like, first turn land, mox, skyhunter. 2nd turn land Skirmisher, swing for 2. And 3rd Splitter, Steelshaper swing for 8. Usually you could kill them by turn 4 or 5 after that. And im able to pull something like that pretty consistenly.

    It seems like, no one else is running mox in WW. I understand some people dont like mox cause you have to pitch a card to it, but I would imagine we have enough creatures to be able to spare one to keep our tempo that much faster.

    Is there any other reasons people aren't running Mox in WW?
    Posted in: Standard Archives
  • posted a message on Can Other People See Snuffleupagus?
    Me and my friend were wondering last night wether or not other people can see Snuffleupagus. Like, I could have sworn that I heard he was only Big Birds imaginery friend, but I also could have sworn I've seen other charachters in the show interacting with him.

    Is it possible that its something along the lines of only little kids and Big Bird being able to see him? Or is it truly the case that only Big Bird can see him?

    Any help on this would be greatly appreciated, as its been something thats been puzzling my little group for some time now.
    Posted in: Talk and Entertainment
  • posted a message on Im a Good Girl now
    Quote from Beta-Male »
    you just got your GED, didn't you?

    apparently spelling isn't a part of a ged......


    Oh my gosh!! you picked out a spelling error!! HAHAHAHAH!! Good fricking work!

    Okay, seriously this will be my last post on this, I'll even let you get in the last word, clearly thats what your looking to do. And to be super nice check this out...

    You're a dummy Betah-Male, and you cant keep thining your beter than evryone elze!

    Ohhh, look at all the fun errors!! Go for it babe, thats my present to you!

    Shnoodles!

    EDIT: @Belgareth: No seriously hon, close the thread, lets just be nice and let Beta-male say one more thing, then close it. It would totally make his day!Im just that friggin generous!
    Posted in: Special Occasions
  • posted a message on Im a Good Girl now
    Quote from Beta-Male »
    you really are nothing but an insolent child. your constant jabbering just proves it.

    am i elitist? yes, i earned the right to be one. you, on the other hand, are revelling in your failure.

    when you grow up, you'll learn.


    Whatever, thats nice, your great, im bored now.
    Posted in: Special Occasions
  • posted a message on Im a Good Girl now
    Quote from i_am_a_badman »
    I read like half of this thread and all I can say is, MT has changed. It used to be a satire-ish site, with fequent jokes about midgets being evil, and using babies to fight, but now, it seems MT went childish. very childish. In fact now thier picking on a poor girl who is happy to get her G.E.D. just to get thier rocks off. For shame MT. For shame. with all this big talk of 'de-stupidifying MT' and 'the unf-ing'. Well, it looks like now of that has happened. it looks like your admins. and 'older members setting a better example' is not working. This is a form of board invasion. you MT kids, and yes i dont care if your older then me your a damn kid acting this way, need to grow the hell up, and keep to your own damn board. we are not MT. we are a different board with different types of people.


    *Kisses I am Badman

    Thank you, hon

    Quote from Beta-Male »
    if i weren't so sure you weren't being serious i'd take that as quit a bit of an amusing story. i think all the junk you pumped into your system has fried your brain, kiddo. you're actually so unfunny it hurts. hell, the bible's a funnier read than anything you've come up with to date.

    i do, however, understand that you're 18 and you think you know everything about everything. you'll wake up one morning, realize you know absolutely nothing about anything and be in a state of pure terror as everything you thought you knew suddenly falls apart. but then again, what do i know? i mean, i'm only older than you, better educated than you, obviously more successful than you are and *god forbid* a purely better person than you could ever hope to be.


    You know what sucks, the fact that I get Sh$#%$T from you people, telling me that I keep repeating myself, even though you kids still keep making THE SAME FRIGGIN ACCUSATIONS!!!!!

    Why is it that every A-hole who's over the age of 20, says that same line "You think you know everything, but you'll realize you wont one day". Do you know how many times I've heard that tired line? Do you know how many times i've claimed I knew everything, or even so much as tried to imply that I did?

    Yes, as i've stated DOZENS of times, in this very friggin thread. I'm fully aware I don't know everything, and obviously neither does anyone here. And yes, i know your speaking "figuratively" when you say "everything".

    Im totally aware that all these feelings and thoughts I might have right now may be total bull, and I might see things another way someday. But as of right now, this is whats working for me.

    Could you ever admit that to yourself? Could you ever admit for one friggin second that you may be wrong?

    You say your a good person, yet you CLEARY judge people strictly on their success' in the material world. You don't see that as totally shallow?

    Im sure you spent more time in school, and make more money then me. Good for you babe. But lots of totally terrible scumbags spent more time in school then me and make more money then I. It has nothing to do with being a good person.

    To me being a good person, simply means you at least try to better yourself throughout your life, you do your best to help others around you, and generally be a decent friendly person. You give back when you can, and enjoy and indulge at times as well. And for gods sake, have at least some level of humility. Its really not that hard to be a good person, but cleary your not doing that well at it sir.
    Posted in: Special Occasions
  • posted a message on Im a Good Girl now
    Quote from Loonook »
    First, your little diatribe shows how well a GED student thinks. A.) An I-Pod for beating everyone else at getting a GED? Wow, where do I sign up?

    B.) Drug abuse isn't an excuse for your behavior, and your idiocy. Just saying 'oh yay! I quit drugs!' shows just about the level you were really 'addicted' hon. I also like the fact that you're 18, and you started when you were 14 and just now realizing you should quit.. I doubt this, but hey, your inability to read and write should serve you well in any venture, alongside your drug-addled nature.

    C.) I read that you're a comedy writer. Oh yes; that's a job of great prestige. First, you're 18, and I can guarantee not making any money off of comedy writing. Second, you aren't funny. I've read your posts before; just. not. funny.

    D.) This whole 'pride in mediocrity' thing is really starting to get to me. I mean, it has been getting to me from a lesser degree since my senior year of high school, but every year the level of praise we heap onto people gets worse. Well, I guess I should start a thread or something.

    Slainte,

    -Loonook

    Also, I find it humorous that you're 18 and calling us 'kids'... considering I know that there are at least a few of the people on this thread that, through NEWS, I can prove are older than you are. . . And far more mature.


    Again a case of people not reading my threads. I NEVER tried to write off my problems as a side-effect of being a druggie. I know damn well that drug addiction is my own damn fault, and i take full responsibility for my actions on them. I would never try to be such a weak soul as to blame my problems on drugs. I am fully aware that I've only myself to blame.

    Im gonna guess your probably one of those kids that laughs at crap like Scary Movie. Yes, I am VERY funny, im probably one of the best friggin comedic minds since the likes of Kaufman. But I don't dwelve into the realms of collage frat boy stoner humour that so many of these mindless drones find entertaining, and hence forth people think im not funny. But clearly those type of people aren't the ones im trying to entertain. It would all go over their heads anyway.

    Since when the hell did I say im "proud". I'm not proud of anything i do, other then my brilliant comedy writing. Im pretty much just saying that I feel "good" that im not waking up with a friggin hangover every day. Theres a big difference between "feeling better" and being "proud".

    But why im I even talking to you. Clearly your a pompous prick, weren't you the same kid who saw himself as some kind of god at one point? You can't see how ridiculous that is?

    @Beta-Male

    Oh my golly gee! How creative, another Mcdonalds joke!! Like, you could totally be the next Chris Rock! Your generic, predictable form or humour goes over quiet well with the majority of america.

    As for the whole superiority thing, if it makes you feel any better to think that, go ahead dear. You sound like someone who needs cheering up. You keep on thinking your better then me. And I'll keep on KNOWING im better then you. All i have to do is stop and thing, "hmm, at least im not some lame ass who gets his kicks from putting people down over the friggin internet" and I start to feel a little better.

    But what pisses me off, most of all, is that i wanted to friggin leave this site, like a month ago, and now I can't cause you people will think. "Ohhh, we pissed her off and she ran like a little baby!!" And now I have to friggin stay. THanks so friggin much for that one.......
    Posted in: Special Occasions
  • posted a message on Im a Good Girl now
    Quote from Loonook »
    I swear, this thread is exactly what a train wreck would look like... well, if the train wreck was exclusively short bus material.

    First of, A_S: You shouldn't be rewarded for getting a GED. First off, a GED is nothing. Second, you're still 18. You should have been back in high school. The whole 'oh, life in high school is horrible' is hillarious; I had some of the best and worst times of my life in high school... not saying it doesn't get better, because it definitely does, but there were some really great moments I can remember. I was one of the outcasts, and I used it to my advantage: You would be amazed how little an administration cares for you, and how easily you can use that blank-slate to your advantage.

    Just because you weren't intelligent enough to stay in doesn't mean you should rattle high school. Yeah, the things you learn in cirricula are worthless for the most part; but those who teach off-cirricula give you the good stuff. You have to find those people, that's all. But since you didn't spend long enough to do that, I guess you deserve your GED.

    I didn't work during high school. I pulled in 4.0s across the board, kept my grades up. My reward? A full-ride to college... one of the elites, which I would have had to pay an enormous sum to attend. Just because you think 'high school is worthless' doesn't make it so; it just proves your ignorance on the subject.

    Slainte,

    -Loonook

    PS: I wasn't the target of ridicule; after one of them came for me and the fight knocked out the school's power (how was I to know I shouldn't throw him into the lighting board/generator controls?) I got a pretty good rep, which follows me even into today when I return to my town, many years after this altercation :).



    Jesus Friggin Christ!!!! Is anyone actually reading my friggin responses!?!?!?!?!!

    How many Friggin times must I repeat myself.

    I KNOW A GED DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!! I KNOW A GED DOESNT MEAN ANYTHING!! i KNOW A GED DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!!

    DID YOU FRIGGIN HEAR THAT!!!!

    Friggin A, this is why I dont want to be on here anymore, its all these self-important shmucks like the kids on here who just make coming here more frustration and fun, and im friggin done being frustrated.

    I swear to satan, next time I go to a magic pre-relase im just going to punch the first fat kid with glasses I see, just to get out my frustration with you people.

    Hell yeah, I deserved my friggin I-pod! I pulled of getting my GED in 2 months, without actually studying, I finished the actual test before EVERYONE else in the class, and other then math, I actually got like over 90% on all the other categories. Admittedly, it's not all that hard a test, but yeah I did pretty good for someone who up until then hadn't read a text book in 4 years and didn't pay attention in any of the classes or spend more then an hour IN ALL studying.

    But whatever, im done, the friggin kids are too thick-headed to comprehend what im trying to say, F'em, F this thread. Close it, whatever
    Posted in: Special Occasions
  • posted a message on What are you listening to right now? [thread rule in first post]
    I'm feeling like the happy little 12 year old goth that I was at one time.

    I'm listening to Type O Negative - Black No.1

    "LOVING YOU, WAS LIKE LOVING THE DEAD!!"

    Hehehehe, yeah. Totally!

    Its neat how Stephanie in my av, is sort of dancing to the beat of it. It's like when you play Wizard Of Oz with Darkside of the Moon, only this one actually syncs up.
    Posted in: Entertainment Archive
  • posted a message on [Official Thread] Mono-Black Control
    Ohhh, I realized I never wasted anyones time here with my own version of MBC.

    I know a lot of people seem to be against running MD Horobi, but I've actually found my MBC is doing far better now with the MD Horobi, then it was without it. Plus, im dumb enough to run MD Tooth of Kiss, as well.

    Heres my pile of black garbage:



    A lot of people are saying I should be running MD hand disruption. But every time I do, I end up being totally dissapointed with it. If anything, I might just run 2 MD Persecute, call me dumb, but I think Distress is overrated.
    Posted in: Standard Archives
  • posted a message on [Official Thread] UW Control
    Quote from norbert88 »
    What do you think of this build:?


    norbert88


    I've been having a bit of trouble running Shackles in my UW, what with it not having as many islands as MUC obviously. I suppose Jens could help, but I hate that you usually have to tap out and be defenseless to play him in a U/W deck, I think bauble could be enough for your land searching and excel. My suggestion would be to drop the Jens and lose like 1-2 Shackles. Maybe throw in another Pristine, perhaps its just me, but I think she's pum! Any perhaps 4 Ghostly Prison, that one helps a lot.

    Here's my own awful U/W. What I need is better card draw, since I dont actually have any. But i tend to not like any of the card draw thats out now a days. They need to reprint Ancestral Recall, I mean really.



    Im debating wether or not I should be running Thoughtbind over Hinder. I think thoughbind is really underrated, and only having 1 blue in its CC can help.
    Posted in: Standard Archives
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