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  • posted a message on Need help building a deck with Possessed Portal
    I found out the best way to realy unleash possessed portals power...

    step one- place on hard surface (not wood)
    step two- light on fire
    step three- rub hands over fire to keep warm

    Smile Smile Smile
    Posted in: Casual & Multiplayer Formats
  • posted a message on Any Magic players on teams
    I'm a Varsity wrestler (189) I also run varsity track and varsity x-country, in track I throw shot(40 Feet) and disc(100 feet) and run the 2 mile(havent competed yet this year).

    But my true passion is ulitimate frisbee thats y I joined track because we play every friday Smile and also mountain biking.

    The funny thing was Magic got me in shape, all the magic dorks were on wrestling and track and i lived so far away that the only time I had time to play was between school and practice... btw i lost 65 pounds... Thanks MTG diet Wink
    Posted in: Community Discussion
  • posted a message on MTG and College
    Smile thanks... but ill pass on the KKK... although:eyebrow:
    Posted in: Community Discussion
  • posted a message on Your Mom!
    Your mother is so finacialy challenged that when an individual raps upon her chamber she procedes to exit and proclaim "ding dong."
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
  • posted a message on Minion of Wastes
    tnx guys!!! Smile
    Posted in: Magic Rulings Archives
  • posted a message on Minion of Wastes
    Alright Ive got a question about minion of the wastes. say I play Angelic Chorus then I play minion of the wastes for all but one life do I gain all that life back. If I do can I sac all my life and gain it back... lol i hate to ask soo many but say i got 2 do i gain twice the life???
    Posted in: Magic Rulings Archives
  • posted a message on Random Joke Thread
    two guys are out hunting and one of the guys grabs his chest and starts mummbling... falls over and stops moving on the ground. thank god for cell phone the other hunter pulls out his cell phone and calls 911. the operator say "whats the problem" and the hunters say "my hunting partner is dead i need help..." the operator says "are you sure hes dead" ... there is silence and then a gun shot... "now what"
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
  • posted a message on MTG and College
    Every college has group of kids that sits in the cafe` or library and just plays magic between or instead of class.

    so, Alright next year I'm going "away" to college, and I'm moving away from my friends who play MTG. I'm not much of a partier infact im very against drinking to get drunk(I've seen too many ppl do stupid crap and go to the hospital.) This makes me kind of a social outcast, even tho I dont mind being around it. Im kinda worried about meeting ppl because of that. I was just wondering if there was ne one from Paul Smith college or is there a card shop in area of Saranac Lake?

    P.S. I'm not sure if this should be here or in the "introduce yourself" forum sorry if I made a mistake Smile
    Posted in: Community Discussion
  • posted a message on s it just me
    Were not losing stores in Syracuse theres a fair amount of stores that sell packs and I see more and more stores opening up around me that sell packs. There are a few stores that have singles but only like 3 and 2 of them are rip-offs. Also there is only 1 store I can play magic tournies in and its full of those ppl that have soo much money its sick (you know those ppl that have 4 black lotus'[is it lotuses lotus' or lotusi] on the cover of their binder and they wont talk to you if you dont have a collection worth more than 10,000 dollars.). But on the upside I open a magic club at my school and we have a load of realy nice kids who are stuck up an arrogant. Once we opened the magic club I found teachers showing up(mostly the math department)
    Posted in: Community Discussion
  • posted a message on How would this make you feel
    Very fake... you obviously spelled things wrong so it looked like a real e-mail. Which is clever but a dead giveaway, and for us that have girlfriends we know that if something is out in the open to be read, taken or pillaged... Its a trap, and your going to be in serious trouble if you touch it. Also I dont think ive ever heard a girl say "5 hour orgasims" because in 5 hours you(your GF) can have 50 but to have A 5 hour orgasim is an achievement(probably requiring machienery). Also who says GTG in a email you dont go anywhere you send it, its not an active conversation. This is definatly fake and i think you have some serious confidence issues if you think you need to impress "us" with a 5 hour orgasim ...

    -If an erection last for more than 4 hours see a doctor! Smile

    p.s. maybe you should think about getting a ford F550 with quad-cab and an extended bed.
    Posted in: Community Discussion
  • posted a message on 100 Less Popular Primers and Articles
    26. alabaster leech is better than pearl medallion .
    27. Fire and its harmfull effects on cardbaord.
    28. Raise the value, burn your black lotus
    29. Lonely... How to teach your cat to play magic.
    30. Aven trooper better than dawn elemental !!!
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
  • posted a message on Deck Critique
    Alright seems ok... looks like I would work with a better win condition honestly id take out the elvish lyrist and put in 4 whip silk for some crazy drawing with those friendly enchantresses. Also I would consider taking out some of the wild growths and fertile grounds for 2 mirari's wake these will help you with mana and with a little pumping not that that matters. If you feel like splashing more white Empyrial Armor and maybe a solitary confinment.
    Posted in: Casual & Multiplayer Formats
  • posted a message on Random Joke Thread
    Ohhhh Michael Jackson jokes im full of those...

    1) whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Plastic bag... ones white, plastic, and dangerous to children the other holds your purchases

    2) what did the tanner say to Micheal Jackson... will you please get out of my SON. (not sun)hehehe

    3)How can you tell Micheal Jackson is having a party... theres trikes' lined up infront of his mansion.
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
  • posted a message on U/B Warped Devotion
    personly I would add in some planar void and a few web of Inertia for some serious hold down once you start playing those recoils and snaps. They are discarding out of the game and cant attack.
    Posted in: Casual & Multiplayer Formats
  • posted a message on Random Joke Thread
    *tap, tap, tap* "this thing on... alright are you ready for some crazy jokes"

    1) ok... two muffins are in a oven, and one muffin says dude its hot in here, the other muffin says holy crap a talking muffin Smile

    2)alright... why was the baby ink crying... because his mom is in the pen and he doesnt know how long the sentence is. Grin

    3)here we go... two cows are on top of a hill one cow says to the other, "hey frank(the cow) are you worried about that mad cow disease," frank(the cow) says "hahahah no silly, I'm an airplane"

    4) two strawberries are in a jar and one says to the other "ya'know if you werent so fresh we wouldnt be in this jam"

    *claps with a huge smile on his face... sits down*
    Posted in: the Speakeasy
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