Silly Stardust, you've forgotten to protect against spaceships!... speaking of which, I use the tractor beam on my TARDIS to pull the cheese in, and whisk it away to have merry adventures with my new companion.
The radiation spontaneously turns the safe into a colossus, whom I hop aboard, and wielding the cheese, stride off into the sunset with. My friendship with the cheese is strong enough to protect me from its deadly rays.
Using the power of wormholes to snatch the cheese, I whisk my rightfully owned dairy product away to the Blind Eternities, where it is guarded by the remaining Eldrazi there.
Nope... sorry Joe, I didn't get you anything. Well, technically speaking that's not true, I got you sum cake, but it was too tempting and, well, you get the picture...
Whatever magic that allows these wishes to be made is too perturbed by the use of the word "am" in that sentence (unlike the usual method of voting in a kind of past-tense) to grant your wish... sorry.
I wish my homework was done already... and also I would stop putting ellipses at the end of my sentences...
THE CHEEZ, I HAZ IT
Sneaking up behind you, I steal the
piecheese for myself!I wish for I phyrexian dog to eat Ego's phyrexain cat.
MINE
(How are you supposed to get out the other side of a wormhole anyway??? Just sayin')
Vezo, come on down!!!
I wish my homework was done already... and also I would stop putting ellipses at the end of my sentences...
I put in a class 4 bioweapon sneakily disguised as a cheese.